Vocabulary Lessons
Added 2019-11-28 02:27:06 +0000 UTC
oops I forgot the postscript text for this one
I like this consistent reinforcement that Sven is not a mooch
Kaylynn Sabik
2019-12-04 00:33:07 +0000 UTC
Ask May. I'm sure she's got *lots* of D-words.
Daryl Sawyer
2019-11-30 21:20:16 +0000 UTC
'Shit-talking Douchbag.'
2019-11-30 16:05:25 +0000 UTC
Is droid offensive to AI?
Jax
2019-11-30 02:46:31 +0000 UTC
"Salivating Dilldip"?
Churchill (formerly TeaBear)
2019-11-30 00:11:24 +0000 UTC
But she punched him in the *head*!
Churchill (formerly TeaBear)
2019-11-30 00:10:16 +0000 UTC
Pretty sure Faye used the words.
Remember the discussion about Sam's English Teacher, Gyrados Skullfucker...
Faye used the words, It was Sam who self-censored, saying "Miss Skullbleeper"
So I think Sam is self censoring.
Jeff Gedney
2019-11-29 17:36:06 +0000 UTC
Socially appropriate greeting! https://i.imgur.com/JniS9hY.jpg
Trigon Manthree
2019-11-29 16:14:43 +0000 UTC
It reminds me a little bit of how animal Narnians address humans as "Daughter of Eve" and "Son of Adam".
Marc Moskowitz
2019-11-29 16:14:04 +0000 UTC
I just like Greetings Human Child. It is a nice polite way of greeting someone
Kevin Symonds
2019-11-29 08:38:12 +0000 UTC
She does look a bit different. Taller and now with much shorter hair
Kevin Symonds
2019-11-29 08:36:57 +0000 UTC
Oh, that makes sense. Didn't think about that.
Dilemma01
2019-11-29 04:06:27 +0000 UTC
Pretty sure that's how it would have gone down, Bubbles was right there.
Doc Gumby
2019-11-29 02:36:54 +0000 UTC
Did somebody say my name?
2019-11-28 20:58:42 +0000 UTC
I just want to know if Faye *said* the words, or just told Sam "S-wording D-word". That's so much better, because you don't even have to worry about making sense.
Dilemma01
2019-11-28 20:39:59 +0000 UTC
“Scheisskopf” and “dummkopf”.
Thomas A. Dennis
2019-11-28 19:49:31 +0000 UTC
I like the Sven connection. He's also kinda a S-wording D-word.
Jax
2019-11-28 16:42:02 +0000 UTC
You should publish this on the site tomorrow with censor bars. Would mess with everyone’s head.
Comics Ladybird
2019-11-28 16:32:26 +0000 UTC
S-wording D-word
Evgeniy Semyonov
2019-11-28 16:31:40 +0000 UTC
Emily was been-there, done-that https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2340
Constantine Hannaher
2019-11-28 16:00:17 +0000 UTC
It's a haiku "vocabulary lessons"(7) "sven is not a mooch" (5) but I cant find the first part D:
I am the captian now
2019-11-28 14:50:13 +0000 UTC
hey!! I resemble that #$%^ remark!!
Joe
2019-11-28 14:18:46 +0000 UTC
Hasn't Sam already met Pintsize?
2019-11-28 14:04:38 +0000 UTC
bit of a dick at times, but has enough money he doesn't have to mooch :)
David Howe
2019-11-28 13:53:26 +0000 UTC
No teaching Sam the sailor language
Wooly50
2019-11-28 12:33:31 +0000 UTC
You have to say it shaking your fist.
Tom Wells
2019-11-28 11:57:30 +0000 UTC
Jet-pack feet?
Tom Wells
2019-11-28 11:54:40 +0000 UTC
How does Pintsize open the door?
Dean Reilly
2019-11-28 11:17:37 +0000 UTC
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised Pintsize doesn't remember Sam
https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2734
Bagge
2019-11-28 05:39:15 +0000 UTC
Sam is learning so much right now
Bagge
2019-11-28 05:38:31 +0000 UTC
I'm going with "Shitty Douche" or "Shithead douche"
2019-11-28 05:14:06 +0000 UTC
The Other D-word is Dinkleberg.
meepsalot
2019-11-28 04:38:27 +0000 UTC
If Sven is not a mooch, what is he then?
Miyaa
2019-11-28 04:12:54 +0000 UTC
Sauerkraut.
Brooks Moses
2019-11-28 04:09:33 +0000 UTC
I love the post script cause now I imagine he did something mooch like off in his own that needed to be reminded here
Kyle Major
2019-11-28 03:47:10 +0000 UTC
Panel 3 made me legit LOL :D
Gary Huntress
2019-11-28 03:39:21 +0000 UTC
The competition with Steve's old Derrida to fish girlfriend?
Captain Button
2019-11-28 03:31:31 +0000 UTC
S-head d-bag?
Chris Heg
2019-11-28 03:22:37 +0000 UTC
Does she use a D20 to decide which to use?
Andrew
2019-11-28 03:18:16 +0000 UTC
Sven is many things, but not a mooch
Matt
2019-11-28 03:06:50 +0000 UTC
Yeah, I'm having a hard time figuring out "S-wording". Unless it's like "S-word-eating", but I wouldn't shorten that to "S-wording". Hm.
Josh Smift
2019-11-28 03:05:37 +0000 UTC
That's exactly the one that popped into my head.
Sam Johnson
2019-11-28 02:49:48 +0000 UTC
I wonder what happened to those oh so very flattering shorts Faye wore when they moved in?
Andrew
2019-11-28 02:47:34 +0000 UTC
'shitting dicknipple'?
2019-11-28 02:42:31 +0000 UTC
Damaged his robotic brain so he didn't remember her, no doubt
Rich Holmes
2019-11-28 02:38:42 +0000 UTC
This is cuter than I thought it would be
Nicholas Lopez
2019-11-28 02:35:58 +0000 UTC
Never mind the D word. What was the S word?
Matthew Van Gangelen
2019-11-28 02:34:47 +0000 UTC
Wait a minute, Sam and Pintsize have met. She punched him and dented his head. Marten approved on general principles.
Michael Boettger
2019-11-28 02:30:31 +0000 UTC
With Faye, there's like 20 D words used to describe Pintsize.
Joel Bateman
2019-11-28 02:30:08 +0000 UTC
haha, i love Sam
2019-11-28 02:30:04 +0000 UTC
Keep the "Sven is not a Mooch" comment. It'll make people wonder. :)
Joseph Houk
2019-11-28 02:30:03 +0000 UTC
I cracked up much more than I should have! 😂
Katrina Urmson
2019-11-28 02:29:45 +0000 UTC
Oh, Sam! The swears you'll learn! Stick with Faye and you'll go far, kid!
Grace Kieser
2019-11-28 02:29:43 +0000 UTC
Sven is not a mooch.
TV4Fun
2019-11-28 02:29:34 +0000 UTC
sven is not a mooch
Boots McGoot
2019-11-28 02:29:00 +0000 UTC
She's learning so much!
Edward Clayton Andrews
2019-11-28 02:28:41 +0000 UTC