OMG Turkeys 2019: Premium Subscriber Content

Huh. I didn't even know there's censorship until now :D

Amit Arnon

Ah, they’re in the Cloaca Crew?

Natalie Wagner

Now this is what I paid to see.

Bacon Lord

Im not sure if im insulted or not it's not even on here!!!

Utaku Beta

Must keep the turkey under control

Wooly50

I'm fine with that. If everyone bought fancy cameras they would be more plentiful and cheaper.

Nikki

The Turkey Pardon was yesterday, you guys are behind.

Raphael Bressel

Corkscrewed? No, we'd need ducks for that. Unless this is a turkey with a duck penis strap-on.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Current administration will pardon only the white parts.

Jason Zions

Genuinely curious if the current administration will pardon their turkeys... then eat them anyhow after "renegotiation".

David Howe

I'll rescue you from temptation: They don't have one. Bonus points if you find that makes the comic funnier. I do.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

That turkey is going full-on "Ben Franklin."

Summer Sudbrink

I'm sorry but the responses are better than the art. ;-)

David J.

The struggles of turkey fetishists is real, don't kink-shame Jeph!

Doc Gumby

Jeph just does these so he can write off expensive cameras and trips to the turkey sanctuary off his taxes. You don't want to know the real reason.

Captain Button

Trying SO HARD to resist Googling “turkey dick”.

Natalie Wagner

*snort* I think it's funnier with the bars, in this case.

Chris Crowther

He's just preparing us for the spin-off, "XXXtremely Questionable Content".

Dilemma01

apparently Pintsize was a turkey in a previous life.

Peter McDevitt

It's already called "Questionable Content". Google ADs should of known what they were in for.

Devin Forbes

You just said 'shake my head my head'.

Vilinda

oh not its the cock goblin

SpookyPenguin

Eww, no.

Miyaa

i...i have a sudden urge to google 'turkey penis'

JD

No, but I just laughed so hard that I passed a glass of good iced tea out my nose...

Joseph Bonnar

Did somebody fart?

Alacrity Fitzhugh

This is the quality NSFW content we expect from being Patreon Subscribers.

Darla Donahue

Nice variant on the traditional Thanksgiving strip!

Mark

Yay!

I knew we'd eventually run into the inevitable slide into endless smut.

RaptorShadow

I knew the robutt was a clever ruse to get our guards down for this.

Joel Bateman

So glad the censor managed to spring into action, we'd have been corkscrewed if Jeph had posted that without the bars.

gatherer818

What ever happened to free speech. Smh my head.

Jesus....first sexy robo-butts and now naked turkeys!! STOP STOP...MY PENIS CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT!!

Shawn K. Younkin

Fried or otherwise!!! 😁

J. Toufic Chahin

What's wrong with yelling bird?? 😁😝

J. Toufic Chahin

SHOW US THOSE GIZZARDS, YOU COWARD.

Mortimer Langford

If my memory serves, about a year

Alexander W Couzens

😆😆😆

Rosilin

i see what you did there

Jeph Jacques

Thank you for protecting the innocent, and by that I mean us

Stuart Telfer

Oh dear, more genuinely questionable content. Yet here we are, just gobbling it all up....

Jon

I'd say that's sick and wrong, but I'm laughing too hard.

awgiedawgie

Let it ALL hang out.

Celine Chamberlin

🤣🤣🤣

tim1724

And how long has it been since these jokers have been around?

Michael Boettger

Oh no. The turkeys are back. What I've feared all year. Means it's due time to prepare for things like the yelling bird...

Seidmadr

This is amazing

oh god

Tamara Macadam