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A Shocking Death!

Buttsgiving Week intensifies

A Shocking Death!

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As have I... shoulda done this years ago, I've been reading forever and I just always forget to subscribe to the patreon

I too have joined for more robot butts!

Damion Gundlach

welcome to robuttland

Yonatan Zunger

There didn't seem to be any issue with the "dermal covering" fitting around the new implants. Just how stretchy is that stuff?

Andrew Rubotham

Just keep staring at the booty and not worry about any other functional issues

Wooly50

I didn't even realize Jeph had a patreon until this comic brought it up so... I guess Google's buttscrimination policy had a positive side effect?

Ditto.

https://youtu.be/zfCWupI_Hw4 "I'm dying squirtle"

Damien

I'd been on the fence about subscribing. The allure of sexy robot booty was the ol' proverbial straw. And it was worth it.

Jason

I'm guessing it hasn't come in yet? I mean, they weren't expecting the butt implants this fast...

Joseph Loder

It just occurred to me that with all the focus on her butt, did anyone remember to replace her femur?

Afunnythinghappedtome

I think she's actually just pointing down at her shorts, but it definitely does look like she's trying for a fist bump.

Steve

'I'm dying Squirtle' - Sam has become just such the MVP....

I like that faye has her hand out like she can also take fist-bump payments.

Megan Lane

Whew lord. You got me to be a patron to see the robutt.

BioYuGi

I just noticed Faye's eyes at the end. They're not brown.

Jason Rock

she's not lusciously thicc, she's just drawn that way ...

Joe

seeing Mille-feuille with a whole new perspective since panel 1 ...

Joe

yes, please.

Joe

Back in highschool, a classmate of mine's pants split mid-day. My well-known habit of always having duct tape handy saved his skin. Well, covered it, actually.

Eric Lusby

a few snips of the waistband, judicious application of zipties and gorilla tape...

Tim Williams

I know what Squirtle is, but I'm not sure what the reference means.

Ack

If I may raise the suggestion, I’m seeing skirts in your future, Mille-feuille.

Comics Ladybird

The best part of this strip: "I'm dying, squirtle"

Gary Huntress

Lmfao at the lil "hup" with the accompanying face

I knew this was going to happen. Any woman who has *ever* shopped for pants knew this was going to happen.

Ruth Merriam

Flat chested, and THICC. Jeph, you know my type.

Joel Bateman

She should have gotten the regular greenie deluxe.. It already came with a cute butt.

It occurred to me that there's a typo.

Trigon Manthree

Cosmetic. They were going to be down there anyway foxing her femur, and she asked for an upgrade while they were down there.

Jamieson

Can some tell why Green Hair AI Lady needed the butt implants? Was it a cosmetic choice or medical choice?

Scotty

THICC

Igor Mosyagin

Why would robots wear underpants? Because apparently they come in "Human Standards".

Wraith Acheron

Union Robotics should sell branded apparel!

Grace Kieser

I think Millefeuille's future requires both hands now.

Jason Rock

Be careful you don't make an ass of yourself.

awgiedawgie

I for one think Sam is very good at being professional

Bagge

The gift that keeps on giving

Afunnythinghappedtome

Before she went under the knife, they appeared to be very tight fitting skinny jeans. People were commenting on how they likely couldn't contain any more booty the moment she walked in the shop.

Mitchell Sealy

Back alley buttocks done dirt cheap

Afunnythinghappedtome

They need to sell a line of booty pants with the shop name on them for these kinds of situations...

MikeT

Make it $12, Faye; don’t be such a twerk

Afunnythinghappedtome

Forget the pants, and be cheeky to everyone you meet

Afunnythinghappedtome

Now I’ve got that game Crisis in my head:”Maximum Gluteus”

Afunnythinghappedtome

I wonder what google ads thinks about that one comic with the holo-dong...

Milayna

Getting into pants: The Battle of Wobble-loo?

Afunnythinghappedtome

Your butt needs repairs; there’s a crack in it.

Afunnythinghappedtome

I can’t tell who the butt of the jokes is. I’ll get to the bottom of it eventually. 😂🤣😆

Andrea Andrew

I am thankful for Buttsgiving.

Hugh Eckert

Unless those pants were already 3 or 4 sizes too small, she should still be able to squeeze into them. I've seen women with a butt the size of Rhode Island, and they were wearing pants that were probably one size too small for Piper Perri. It wasn't pretty, but it <i>is</i> possible.

awgiedawgie

Who puts the future in your hand: Robuttox.

Alex

The name fits... even if the pants <i>don't</i>.

awgiedawgie

con GRAB ass ulations. Yeah, I misread that when I first glanced at it too.

Joseph Bonnar

No, it’s come up before.

Populuxe

Ro Butts Ro Butts Ro Butts

Dylan T

... Is this the first time we've seen robots make payments via fistbump?

Nutjob

You should always have a plan on where you are going to store your digital assets before a full reboot... just sayin'.

Chris Gallaty

Now we need to start calling her Callipygia.

Sleepy John

Same.

Autographedcat

I would pay extra per month for nudity

RobTwinkyMcStinkyWinky

Robo booty is good booty.

Mordaeus

I support this robo-booty upgrade!!

Shawn K. Younkin

Well if she is "human standard" anatomically correct, that might cause an uproar. Even more so if she has some form of folical package

James Cooper

I vote for this

Meghann Jaquette

The world needs more robot booty

Marven Balori

Butt out.

Edward Clayton Andrews

How's Faye gonna get home then, if Milly has her shorts? I guess she could just hang out in the shop in her skivvies while Bubbles heads home to grab some clothes, but I feel like that would inevitably lead into some form of hijinks.

Mitchell Sealy

In hindsight, this story is the gift that keeps giving. (I'll let myself out...)

RobertC

https://i.imgur.com/ZSABr5a.gif

Devin Gates

I’m glute to this storyline

Magic Chopstick Games

HINDsight is Booty/Booty.

She could always go Donald Duck.

Summer Sudbrink

She has one fine looking posterior

Kyle Major

Well, next time you can plan for this! Offer a new pant package!

z

Bidoof is on fire! It's from a meme from 2010.

Isaac Rivers

I do love that the way for robots to transfer funds is a fist bump.

Thisguy

Wonder if there is a yardage store nearby. They can whip out a quick wraparound skirt for the trip home.

Michael Boettger

She really should not have ASSumed they'd still fit her.

Samantha Yeaman

Bubbles and Sam in the first panel are flipping adorable and I can't take it.

Celine Chamberlin

Hey, and Sam still has all her fingers!

Michael Boettger

That pun was a stretch, Faye.... just like that A.I's Pants!

Lord Crusade

Congrassulations? Nice.

Michael Boettger

***BUTTS***

Tamara Macadam

Squirtle?

Bailey Tighe


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