SKULLMASTER'S PREVIOUS LIFE!
"Infant Skeletons Wearing ‘Helmets’ Made of Other Children’s Skulls Stun Archaeologists"
https://gizmodo.com/infant-skeletons-wearing-helmets-made-of-other-childr-1839967365
Captain Button
2019-11-20 23:57:28 +0000 UTC
Please don't pass out Sam!
Christopher Beer
2019-11-20 23:17:38 +0000 UTC
I came here to make this joke. I am proud to be part of this group where it has already been made. :)
Catherine Germann
2019-11-20 21:25:16 +0000 UTC
Ro-Butts!
Bryce Maryott
2019-11-20 17:12:24 +0000 UTC
Clearly Sam's week too.
Adam Abbott
2019-11-20 15:12:37 +0000 UTC
Custom design by Dr. Buttinsky.
Captain Button
2019-11-20 13:59:50 +0000 UTC
“Let’s get down to business/ to enhance the buns” set to the theme of that song from Mulan
Natalie Wagner
2019-11-20 13:53:06 +0000 UTC
Welcome to Union Re-butt-ics!
Please drop your pants, bend over and wait to be served.
Frank Wales
2019-11-20 12:59:57 +0000 UTC
Faye gets assertive: "On the table! No if's, and's or ro-butts about it!"
Chris Gallaty
2019-11-20 10:53:52 +0000 UTC
sorta....
Dancing on the Edge of Sanity
2019-11-20 09:39:53 +0000 UTC
Robutt pride!
Aww, you know I was going to say it! (butt, butt, butt, butt, butt....)
Dancing on the Edge of Sanity
2019-11-20 09:34:08 +0000 UTC
The Butt-Inductor 9000!
Dancing on the Edge of Sanity
2019-11-20 09:31:57 +0000 UTC
It's robutt time!
Danilo B.
2019-11-20 08:41:34 +0000 UTC
The butt of every joke.
Lalo Martins
2019-11-20 07:43:20 +0000 UTC
Were the implants delivered by buttrocket?
Captain Button
2019-11-20 06:37:08 +0000 UTC
Sam is going to be DEVASTATED when they send her out to buy a new pair of pants to hold the new booty!
2019-11-20 06:24:33 +0000 UTC
They'd have to machine one, since it's a custom job. Though, a Union Robotics logo to brand their work with wouldn't be a bad business move!
Grace Kieser
2019-11-20 05:36:25 +0000 UTC
Does the new butt have a nice emblem?
Cleo Schmitz
2019-11-20 05:19:41 +0000 UTC
There is however a machine to ensure optimal butt alignment, which is of course the Jiggletron 5000
MikeT
2019-11-20 05:01:16 +0000 UTC
We are all professionals here.
...you know, kinda
Bagge
2019-11-20 04:47:17 +0000 UTC
Buttbot
2019-11-20 04:29:18 +0000 UTC
What would the machine be called?
Jason Rock
2019-11-20 03:54:00 +0000 UTC
BECAUSE IT'S A BUTT!!
William Davy
2019-11-20 03:36:53 +0000 UTC
I see the one I wanna sic come here cutie
I flip 'em around and then I work that booty
SpookyPenguin
2019-11-20 03:21:36 +0000 UTC
Welcome, to the machine.
Bill Hall
2019-11-20 03:12:06 +0000 UTC
Someone has to do it ...
Bill Hall
2019-11-20 03:11:43 +0000 UTC
Cometh the world robot butts day.
Robot butt pride!
giacomo vaghi
2019-11-20 03:08:39 +0000 UTC
By the time they are in the P4 Isolation Suits needed to guard against Butts Disease, they are really operating by radar anyway.
Captain Button
2019-11-20 03:08:24 +0000 UTC
Sun's out, buns out ... and then bigger buns in!
Peter Jensen
2019-11-20 03:01:16 +0000 UTC
"Butz" is Yucatec Maya for "smoke". Smokin' butz. Thought you should know.
Hugh Eckert
2019-11-20 02:53:59 +0000 UTC
BUTTSBUTTSBUTTS
Tim Eldred
2019-11-20 02:53:13 +0000 UTC
I hope they have a nice skirt they can lend her after the operation - those slim line pants she has on aren't going to hold the bountiful booty butt
Paxxie
2019-11-20 02:52:22 +0000 UTC
I keep imagining the sound of a pneumatic torque wrench.
2019-11-20 02:47:36 +0000 UTC
Bwhahahahaha!!
Shawn K. Younkin
2019-11-20 02:45:44 +0000 UTC
I mean, she saw how they installed her new leg bone. Why would she think this would be different?
Mitchell Sealy
2019-11-20 02:44:16 +0000 UTC
Yes... hence the footnote.
awgiedawgie
2019-11-20 02:43:49 +0000 UTC
BUTTS.
Scott Vogel
2019-11-20 02:41:22 +0000 UTC
But how could you miss the opportunity to declare it ro-butt time? XD
Ian McDonald
2019-11-20 02:40:20 +0000 UTC
Is it bad that this is the most exciting thing to happen in my week?
2019-11-20 02:39:25 +0000 UTC
God I love Bubbles. And is Sam hyperventilating?
Michael Boettger
2019-11-20 02:38:51 +0000 UTC
big booty bots
2019-11-20 02:38:43 +0000 UTC
....I just had to mention my ro-butt fetish earlier.... 😂
Jon
2019-11-20 02:38:40 +0000 UTC
Let’s get down to business! To install! The Buns!
fizzlefist
2019-11-20 02:38:16 +0000 UTC
Best comic in a week or two
2019-11-20 02:38:01 +0000 UTC