Guess She'll Go Eat Worms
Added 2019-10-06 01:33:19 +0000 UTC
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Don't kid yourself, Elf. Boobs are a sedative in EVERY universe! The way they are applied just varies slightly from reality to reality.
Kerin Schiesser
2019-10-10 07:36:36 +0000 UTCIn Jeph's universe, boobs are a sedative: https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1332 https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1871
Elf Sternberg
2019-10-08 03:38:13 +0000 UTCRaffle off the old body. Just don't tell us what you do with it.
Al Hunt
2019-10-07 15:59:42 +0000 UTCAfter what her ass has been through today, her own petard couldn't be much worse.
awgiedawgie
2019-10-07 01:40:17 +0000 UTCYou know, Mayday would be s great name for a crowdfunding website.
Thomas Boys
2019-10-06 22:55:14 +0000 UTCFirst panel would make a great heroic statue.
Hugh Eckert
2019-10-06 15:52:16 +0000 UTCI'm not expert on the subject, but it doesn't sound like most sex workers are doing much better than May in the money department. Like maybe the high end ones get rich, but for most of them it's just a job, and she's already got one of those. Plus with her parole there could be unsavory consequences to any kind of crime money.
Mitchell Sealy
2019-10-06 11:11:43 +0000 UTCMay, if you start a Patreon with daily pictures of your internal workings, you'd have my credit card!
jimbo
2019-10-06 10:58:58 +0000 UTCHonestly, May seems like she'd be into the idea of any of a variety of forms of sex work. There *has* to be a market for android lewds in the QC-verse. ....of course that risks Pintsize seeing and tormenting her. Oh, and as a more pragmatic concern, I wouldn't be *too* surprised if it had the potential to pose a risk to her probation, not for any actual legal reason (well, assuming she wasn't doing illegal sex work) but more because the people in charge are quite likely to be prudes.
Valraven
2019-10-06 10:30:54 +0000 UTCBUTT TOUCHIN' / FACE SMOOSHIN' 2020
Fart Captor
2019-10-06 09:42:39 +0000 UTCStretch goal will obviously be a fighter jet.
Chris Crowther
2019-10-06 07:45:42 +0000 UTCTHREESOME!
Bagge
2019-10-06 05:56:57 +0000 UTCNah, it would totally go viral. "Isn't she hillarious when she insults people. Haha, anyway, donate."
Bagge
2019-10-06 05:54:40 +0000 UTCK-CHUK
Dilemma01
2019-10-06 04:39:45 +0000 UTCInvite everyone to your pity-party and you can't expect then to play nice! Been skewered on that a few times myself: There's a line that self-deprecating humor can all too easily cross.
BobC
2019-10-06 04:36:30 +0000 UTC“Give money to make May hipper”. That’ll do it.
Sleepy John
2019-10-06 03:58:23 +0000 UTCPanel 1 is my new ship
Fart Captor
2019-10-06 03:57:12 +0000 UTCI'd tell you to send me the money, but seriously, I'm only interested in your chocolate, Joel.
Joseph Bonnar
2019-10-06 02:29:30 +0000 UTCWhere can I donate money for a new Maybody???
Joel Bateman
2019-10-06 02:12:11 +0000 UTCDid Dale drop the augmented reality glasses, or are they just off at the moment?
Captain Button
2019-10-06 02:11:00 +0000 UTCweren't they room mates? I think they were but it's been a while since that origin story.
Áine Yore
2019-10-06 01:58:59 +0000 UTCNon Sequitur: Dale sans glasses is more attractive than Dale with glasses, and now we need Dale in a beef cake pose.
Miyaa
2019-10-06 01:47:53 +0000 UTCYup, either that's May phrasing it badly or I completely missed that too.
David Durant
2019-10-06 01:47:33 +0000 UTCDid Marigold move in with Dale and May?
JD
2019-10-06 01:39:56 +0000 UTCAll of the poll choices are "Dat Butt"
Jaron Mortimer
2019-10-06 01:39:44 +0000 UTCWow, now you're just straight calling me out in that last panel
2019-10-06 01:37:34 +0000 UTCHow's the seating on that petard, May? Comfy?
Michael Boettger
2019-10-06 01:37:23 +0000 UTCSounds a future poll for the body features is in order
Max D S
2019-10-06 01:37:20 +0000 UTC
