Ins And Outs
Added 2019-10-03 02:11:03 +0000 UTC
self-burn on my pessimistic ass
"Hey, May, why is your hip all sticky?"
Tim Keating
2019-10-09 17:20:30 +0000 UTC
I want the fart-chan comic now
SheepFace2000
2019-10-06 08:28:16 +0000 UTC
Dissent? No decent dissent here, lol ;)
2019-10-04 12:57:46 +0000 UTC
such as May's joint lube! it's corrosive to human hair, you know.
LH
2019-10-04 10:59:50 +0000 UTC
Twenty seconds until he gets something on his hands that he really doesn't want on his hands.
Stephen Wells
2019-10-04 10:47:40 +0000 UTC
Saporo Ichiban. Soy Sauce flavour. I'll hear no decent.
Al Hunt
2019-10-03 23:03:10 +0000 UTC
I really want Adventures of Fart-chan for our next bonus comic.
Erin Moriarty
2019-10-03 17:18:57 +0000 UTC
My daughter has EDS so I relate to May a super big bunch.
Creepy Cat Lady
2019-10-03 14:30:43 +0000 UTC
I'm not sure what to say to this, but wanted to let you know I will also wish for a chassis upgrade for your daughter, however that works out in both your favor.
Jenny, Ari, & Dov
2019-10-03 14:18:39 +0000 UTC
My daughter has a connective tissue disorder that makes her body behave basically like May's. I wish I could get her a replacement chassis like May will hopefully get. :'(
Creepy Cat Lady
2019-10-03 13:32:37 +0000 UTC
But then what orifices will she have dicks put into?
Jamieson
2019-10-03 10:38:57 +0000 UTC
What, that human sperm makes a good lubricant?
Dancing on the Edge of Sanity
2019-10-03 10:09:29 +0000 UTC
Surely Roko can get her a new body now, given that this crappy one is literally falling apart!
Mark
2019-10-03 10:05:06 +0000 UTC
Nice. 😎
Daniel Rydberg
2019-10-03 10:02:53 +0000 UTC
Hip to be insertedinwithapenis? There we go, just make the pun fit I say.
Andrew
2019-10-03 09:52:20 +0000 UTC
Isn't 'instant ramen' was May was getting earlier?
Andrew Tate
2019-10-03 08:03:16 +0000 UTC
May is not the only one who has started to recognise the usual kind of shenanigans around here
Bagge
2019-10-03 06:53:00 +0000 UTC
It's super cute!
Bagge
2019-10-03 06:52:36 +0000 UTC
Contrary to popular male belief very few things are actually made better by direct contact with dick.
Bagge
2019-10-03 06:51:53 +0000 UTC
"May, why is there semen in your hip that my boyfriend is hugging?"
"DAMMIT, I KNEW IT!"
Bagge
2019-10-03 06:51:20 +0000 UTC
Oh yeah it had a *lot* of ups and downs. And ins and outs.
Lalo Martins
2019-10-03 06:40:05 +0000 UTC
I thought Sven's glee-gloop would have fixed it...
Granite
2019-10-03 06:34:08 +0000 UTC
I like how the Fart Chan poster is followed up with the phrase "shit from an ass" in the next panel.
2019-10-03 05:34:25 +0000 UTC
Man May- as someone with Ehlers Danlos hip dislocation solidarity
Gigglebyte
2019-10-03 05:09:02 +0000 UTC
What happened to CHONK
darklion
2019-10-03 04:25:43 +0000 UTC
Momofuku Ramen! Followed by Dandelion Ramen!
2019-10-03 04:22:41 +0000 UTC
Last I remember, she's still living with Momo (who's working to pay half the rent.)
Huntokar
2019-10-03 04:16:59 +0000 UTC
For some unknown reason, the Huey Lewis song "Hip to be Square" popped into my mind while reading this comic.
I figured there must be some pun-able gold there, but after many seconds spent scratchin' my noggin, I got nuthin'.
Help?
BobC
2019-10-03 04:16:42 +0000 UTC
Yeah, that was my first thought too....
2019-10-03 04:02:29 +0000 UTC
When Dale sees what's in that hip.... "This isn't the proper lubricant..."
Sora
2019-10-03 03:38:23 +0000 UTC
She's very perceptive
Bagge
2019-10-03 03:35:07 +0000 UTC
I've lost track. Who is living with who now? Marigold lost her roommate when Angus left for NY, right?
Captain Button
2019-10-03 03:04:42 +0000 UTC
Looking at the posters on the wall.
Where is Crab Girlfriend's poster?
Joseph Bonnar
2019-10-03 02:43:32 +0000 UTC
Maruchan is the best ramen. None of that nissan Top Ramen crap.
Adam Abbott
2019-10-03 02:37:56 +0000 UTC
Marigold has really matured. In the past, she would right away assume that they were up to no good. But now her first thought is that something is wrong with May's body.
JD
2019-10-03 02:35:59 +0000 UTC
I love how paternal Dale is with May :3
2019-10-03 02:32:52 +0000 UTC
You mean there actually is such a thing as top-tier instant ramen?
awgiedawgie
2019-10-03 02:31:36 +0000 UTC
I don't like to think about what's already filling that socket, besides the ball joint.
Czarzhan
2019-10-03 02:27:42 +0000 UTC
Fuckin Jacques... I read this while staring at a packet of second tier instant ramen
2019-10-03 02:22:06 +0000 UTC
There is a poster. On the wall. That says "Fart Chan". A POSTER. ON. THE. WALL. I mean, you know, what?
David Wright
2019-10-03 02:21:55 +0000 UTC
Fart Chan!!!
Shawn K. Younkin
2019-10-03 02:20:43 +0000 UTC
Unlike May's chassis. AYYYYOOOO
Joel Bateman
2019-10-03 02:18:55 +0000 UTC
I trust Marbear to keep it cool. I'm pretty sure their relationship is pretty healthy and solid.
Alcaria Swain
2019-10-03 02:18:25 +0000 UTC
Need to go see if my wife will hug my ass back into shape
Jim Gosnell
2019-10-03 02:18:18 +0000 UTC
Am go to ins and outs wat u wan hamborg
Joel Bateman
2019-10-03 02:17:00 +0000 UTC
Hey Marbear! Hey Dale! Good to see you guys! (God I hope May got cleaned up, or Dale is in for a nasty surprise.)
Michael Boettger
2019-10-03 02:16:50 +0000 UTC
Ins and outs? Cheesemongers?
2019-10-03 02:16:15 +0000 UTC
Someone’s going to the shop!
tresi
2019-10-03 02:16:02 +0000 UTC
I don't think the lube in Dale's room is going to fix it this time.
Mark P.
2019-10-03 02:15:44 +0000 UTC
I missed Marigold
Kyle Jenkins
2019-10-03 02:15:08 +0000 UTC
Did she get thiccer? Also, why does Fart Chan look like Mo-oh no
Joel Bateman
2019-10-03 02:14:45 +0000 UTC