Popping Off

so, did that chick just shoplift something, or just discretely slink off and decide to comeback later. Much later. Or maybe never...

Kerin Schiesser

Definitely building to "match made in heaven" status.

Bill Hall

am I the only one that would like to see that?

Jere

I won't be able to say "It'll be funny" without thinking about that...

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

Stick your dick in it; it'll be funny...

Chris Crowther

...and the place gets robbed, she gets fired, and something, something, violation of parole something.

Robert Wrigley

Anyone else get the impression that the featured background character is robbing the joint? Maybe a mini-arc where May gets accused of stealing, and a whole "ex-cons can't be trusted" kind of battle ensues?

TubaGinger

& Wicked something -- Wicked Good Bakery??

Joe

adult ... burrito??

Joe

What's an adult burrito? Wait, no, I don't want to know.

Jeremy J Nickurak

OMG teenagers! Infestation. They're gonna have to spray or something.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Omnom Adult Buuritos

Hehehehehheeh!!

Shawn K. Younkin

This fucking town, er, body.

Comics Ladybird

Ghostbusters!… Wait, wrong universe.

Comics Ladybird

Heheheheheheh

J.M. Hall

So Sven gets stuck in... the... joint. And they need to call someone to help. Who's it gonna be?

Don't forget to rotate 52 degrees

Engage Rotor

Grant Swire

I read this over and over again because it cracks me up every time

Katherine Prewitt

These two....glorious

MikeT

Sven may have a weird story for a urologist before these two are through.

Granite

Well, it is <i>now</i>. I forget how the rule works, but something along the lines of mentioning a fetish causes it to have already existed before it was mentioned.

awgiedawgie

The next day, May and Sven discover the cure for AI hip arthritis is semen

Da Nargh!!

Teenagers, I swear! Yeah, and that person sneaking around in the store as well

Bagge

as if that was the first time an employer there snuck away to fuck...

Bagge

Well rip May's job I guess?

Luzahn

damn teenagers...

Francois couture

What do you need the leg for?

Michael Boettger

wait... whut?

lilibat

But would you trust them enough to eat them? I'd say that they just have an impressive display... not actual food.

Chuck Dee

I can't be the only one to think JG Ballard would have loved this...

e.a.rowe

Embrace the power of 'and'.

Am Queue

I forget how I know this but apparently there's a story in which members of a band, (Mötley Crüe?) jammed their dicks in egg burritos to hide their groupie-banging from their girlfriend's. I can't speak to their original status, but they were surely Adult Burritos by the end of that night.

Dinosaur Sheriff

I imagine they are soaked in tequila

Kyle Major

These two are made for each other

Kyle Major

Roko goes to bat to get her a new body, only to find an exchange that'll take any old body for credit, "as long as nobody's jizzed up in it or something."

Dinosaur Sheriff

Trying to imagine Adult Burritos. I don't think I noticed that sign before.

Pete Hanson

You deserve something for that.

jeff fearnow

I... other than this situation, how often does this crop up?

Ardent Slacker

Roflmao

What is in an adult buurito? Also what does the ATM have on it? Can we get a close up of the text it's meant to have?

ViennaStar

May gets fired, and the only place she can afford to get her leg repaired is the new place in town... Union Robotics. "NEVER MIND I'D RATHER GIMP IT UP THE REST OF MY FUCKING LIFE"

Boter Bug

What’s a dick like you doing in a joint like this?

Summer Sudbrink

Hipster sex or femur fucking?

Summer Sudbrink

One more thing. I’m gonna need that robot’s leg.

Summer Sudbrink

Oh god oh heck

Kriss Pang

Though in her case it might be an improvement.

Dinosaur Sheriff

As an amateur mechanic, I urge everyone to remember that bodily fluids are NOT a good substitute for industrial lubricant.

Dinosaur Sheriff

Hilarious, but I really hope it doesn't get May fired.

JD

Alcoholic.

Jax

"May, you have a limp?" "Hee, hee. Hee, hee."

BobC

Right! The Teen Broom is inactive!

BobC

what exactly would make a burrito "adult"? ... actually, i'm not sure i want to know

LH

hehehehehehehehe

LH

Not sure what is going to happen. It could ALSO be that the invisiEmu saves the day...

Joseph Bonnar

I don’t imagine Faye wants to see either of them... um, compromised

KingAtticus

Have a bad feeling May's gonna get fired. And that shoplifting's about to occur.

Tholfbutt

Teeeeeens.

Hugh Eckert

Ask John Scalzi.

Hugh Eckert

If it’s now stuck, would they call Roko or Faye?

Andrew

Gonna help herself to an Adult Burrito.

Dean Reilly

I'm really looking forward to the look on Dora's face when she finds out about this.

Yonatan Zunger

For a corner store, they have an impressive array of baked goods.

Michael Boettger

Well on the bright side they didn’t try the other thing, and we’d now be calling him Sven dick-leg.

Andrew

Now when she inevitably loses her job will COD have an opening or will UR be profitable enough to take her on. Of course, it could be another option that I haven't considered.

“Adult” burritos raises new and troubling questions about this store’s food offerings.

William Cole

This is weirdly adorable

Daniel Burnett

I really don't think the world needed RoboGuro. Score another point for Rule 34.

Looks like a small corner store so probably not.

mooviies

HAWT

Ok, but that little ATM robot is cute. I shall call him Mr. Moneybot.

Joel Bateman

What are Adult Burritos? ... do I want to know?

GregD

That's hawt

Grace Kieser

They're gonna come outta there and she will have stolen all of the Juul's

Kyle Jenkins

&lt;.&lt;

darklion

TEEEEENS *hissss*

Quanta Starfire

CHONK

darklion

I'd like one of the burritos. They seem yummy.

Rob McBobson

...are there any other employees at this store?

This is the best pairing yet, Jeph.

Alcaria Swain

That's definitely someone's fetish

Dylan T

Oh my god you DORKS

Joseph

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

Kyle Jenkins

heheheheh

May is gonna lose her damn jon

Brian

Oh no

Brian