As a human with no more butt than god gave yer average frog, I sympathize. Also, Greenie's super cute. I imagine her hair smells like mint.
Dinosaur Sheriff
2019-09-22 02:52:30 +0000 UTC
Three months later, we go back to the shop and Moustache Dude is still sitting there.
Mark
2019-09-15 13:18:19 +0000 UTC
I want POS terminals to go "Boop" w when I talk.
David F
2019-09-13 20:07:20 +0000 UTC
I need to be able to pay by fist bump.
Forgettable
2019-09-13 14:10:52 +0000 UTC
Nice boops.
BobC
2019-09-13 05:35:44 +0000 UTC
fist bump pay system >>>>>>> apple card
Joe
2019-09-13 02:00:19 +0000 UTC
As I remember, Pintsize usually pays with a big wads of slightly damp cash.
Evgeniy Semyonov
2019-09-12 16:46:18 +0000 UTC
This comic is educational
Bagge
2019-09-12 15:39:24 +0000 UTC
The other primates don't have butts. That is, they have rear ends, and as with most animals, the rear end is as social as the face. (https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0165357) They have little, tiny scrawny rear ends, though. This is partly because they aren't bipedal, and so don't need such big gluteal muscles, but also because they don't carry any fat back there. They have no butt cheeks. Hardly any animals do. It's not clear why we do. Maybe it is because women have to nurse babies so long, and so need extra fat. In The Descent of Women, Elaine Morgan argues that we are fatter than other primates because we evolved as beachcombers, were in and out of the sea all the time, and needed to float well. The big butt would be because the hips are heaviest and needed most added buoyancy. The problem is that there will never be any physical evidence for Morgan's theories, since beaches destroy fossils and artifacts rather than preserving them. Our enormous butts are a scientific mystery. Remember, therefore, that when your dog or cat looks at you, they are thinking "Woob wubble hehehehue huheheuhe."
2019-09-12 15:35:14 +0000 UTC
If they pay cash, Faye would handle it. Division of labor and all that.
Michael Boettger
2019-09-12 13:37:06 +0000 UTC
Sam's giggly grin is the best!
Bagge
2019-09-12 10:36:55 +0000 UTC
Because leaving an injured friend to make their own way home is kind of a shitty thing to do?
Dean Reilly
2019-09-12 10:18:11 +0000 UTC
They no longer accept swipe-only cards, after Pintsize tried to swipe Bubble's butt.
Andrew
2019-09-12 10:03:56 +0000 UTC
If its like today's tech its an NFC tag of some sort, there are some current examples of humans embedding those tags into their body, so having a tag is easy and a reader in an android shouldn't be so hard
Ariel Rosenfeld
2019-09-12 08:26:07 +0000 UTC
I'm calling it. He'll wait a few dozen/hundred strips, maybe even years later. Maybe even break 8-Bit Theater's record for longest Brick Joke. 10 years, 1200 strips or so I think it was.
jimfromtx
2019-09-12 04:17:15 +0000 UTC
"How was work today, Sam? Did they let you use power tools?"
"I TOUCHED a BUTT!!!"
"...eh, I never told them anything about that. Fair enough."
Bagge
2019-09-12 03:34:26 +0000 UTC
Dangit, from now on I will obsessively stare at the background of each QC strip just in case Jeph adds a hidden stealth emu in a gif animation just for a gag.
Bagge
2019-09-12 03:33:18 +0000 UTC
Faye is getting good at that whole beside-manner thing.
Bagge
2019-09-12 03:32:12 +0000 UTC
Probably a ziploc bag filled with gel...they are basically the same thing.
Shawn K. Younkin
2019-09-12 03:28:10 +0000 UTC
Wait. The butt implants haven't arrived yet.
What is Sam playing with!?!?!
I predict juggling.
BobC
2019-09-12 03:20:23 +0000 UTC
It requires a Bluetooth implant with NFC antenna, but Clinton has a whole hand, a few subcutaneous wires and a small battery wouldn't be that hard to install!
Grace Kieser
2019-09-12 03:17:43 +0000 UTC
It IS the post singularity, after all!
Grace Kieser
2019-09-12 03:12:17 +0000 UTC
Given the silicone decor items Veronica has displayed in the past, they might represent a step closer to his comfort zone. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2949
Gary Walker
2019-09-12 03:08:52 +0000 UTC
Bub Pal
Joel Bateman
2019-09-12 03:08:39 +0000 UTC
Of course they have NFC fist bumps.
Gary Walker
2019-09-12 03:07:31 +0000 UTC
Nope. That's a 'boop' way to pay :)
Chuck Dee
2019-09-12 03:04:07 +0000 UTC
Bubbles is a Pay Pal
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2019-09-12 02:56:02 +0000 UTC
Faye, remember to relieve Sam of the butt implant before she leaves today. I don't think Jim would appreciate a bunch of fake butts laying around the house.
Michael Boettger
2019-09-12 02:51:54 +0000 UTC
So proud of them both. :')
2019-09-12 02:32:20 +0000 UTC
I really love that she thought it was a nice shop! Bubbles and Faye are doing such a good job! <3
2019-09-12 02:32:04 +0000 UTC
I’m now thinking of Baymax’s fistbumps. bulalalallala.
Thisguy
2019-09-12 02:27:06 +0000 UTC
So wait. Is the fist bump like tapping your card? Is Bubbles also a card reader? I mean, I'm sure she's capable of it. JEPH PLEASE I GOTTA KNOW.
Joel Bateman
2019-09-12 02:25:25 +0000 UTC
BOOPcoin
SpookyPenguin
2019-09-12 02:24:21 +0000 UTC
I wonder if they have any accommodations for if an AI like Beepatrice wants to pay analogue?
Mitchell Sealy
2019-09-12 02:24:18 +0000 UTC
So why does he have to wait for her? He doesn't have her "cell" ID? He can't find his own way back to the lab?
Jim Feldman
2019-09-12 02:12:19 +0000 UTC
Playing with Butt Implants gives Sam Great Big Anime Eyes! 8D
2019-09-12 01:59:29 +0000 UTC
Oh, Snap.
John Fiala
2019-09-12 01:46:25 +0000 UTC
BUTTstep
2019-09-12 01:43:38 +0000 UTC
I would Big Hero 6 that shit ALL. DAY.
Dustin
2019-09-12 01:41:21 +0000 UTC
We need a "BUTTS (woob woob woob)" shirt.
2019-09-12 01:40:49 +0000 UTC
Where's the emu though?
JD
2019-09-12 01:38:07 +0000 UTC
lol that’s a dope way to pay
Reece Chenault
2019-09-12 01:36:08 +0000 UTC
Time for me to get transdermal implants; because paying with a fistbump is the coolest thing ever
2019-09-12 01:36:05 +0000 UTC
Paying via Boop-Pay is the best payment.
Samantha Yeaman
2019-09-12 01:36:05 +0000 UTC
Does it count as Android Pay?
Ting
2019-09-12 01:35:56 +0000 UTC
Wait...is this implying that you can fistbump-to-pay in the QC world?