I do a lot of sweeping at work and almost none at home, gotta work on that.
Gregory Norris
2019-10-15 00:26:40 +0000 UTC
Sam, this is what is known as "getting in on the ground floor".
awgiedawgie
2019-08-28 22:39:16 +0000 UTC
You know you're sick when the printer in your butt is an inkjet.
2019-08-28 03:44:39 +0000 UTC
That's also a great way to find out where everything is, and get to know the guys.
Ack
2019-08-28 00:06:20 +0000 UTC
Well, here's the thing. It's possible. It's even plausible. (But yes, insensitive to jump to that conclusion).
Ack
2019-08-28 00:04:57 +0000 UTC
I doubt the coffee machine. Teas on the other hand…
Miyaa
2019-08-27 18:14:14 +0000 UTC
OMG, a Bubbles Jet.
Printer.
Even May would be jealous.
2019-08-27 15:29:34 +0000 UTC
Clearly it would be a bubble jet printer. Doubling as an actual jet.
Summer Sudbrink
2019-08-27 14:15:30 +0000 UTC
Broom of Death Incident in 3, 2, 1...
Andreas_B
2019-08-27 10:33:12 +0000 UTC
Once Sam has mastered the broom she will learn the use of the more advanced tools, such as the stapler, the ink cartridge, and the coffee machine.
Dean Reilly
2019-08-27 10:07:28 +0000 UTC
Insert rant about the unrealistic increase in the number of characters with brooms in comics these days.
Thomas Halpin
2019-08-27 09:56:20 +0000 UTC
Hannelore, please relogin.
Evgeniy Semyonov
2019-08-27 08:55:44 +0000 UTC
It seems adulthood is almost all cleaning; cleaning your house, cleaning your yard, cleaning your conscience, cleaning yourself, cleaning your kids, cleaning your environment, cleaning the environment, cleaning your relationships, cleaning out after your parents, cleaning up your work, cleaning your cleaning supplies....
Øyunn Hagland
2019-08-27 05:23:25 +0000 UTC
Fayes giggle in panel two, followed by a smug smirk in panel three, is just a delight
Bagge
2019-08-27 04:53:36 +0000 UTC
Bubbles being gently humorous is SO DAMN CUTE.
Ack
2019-08-27 03:27:21 +0000 UTC
Whisked her off her feet?
BobC
2019-08-27 03:11:50 +0000 UTC
My Dog! Has Bubbles’ hairstyle gotten even *perkier*?
Bill Hall
2019-08-27 03:09:12 +0000 UTC
Oh yeah. It's gotten so that any time my socks see a spill they scream out in pain and try to hide.
Joseph Bonnar
2019-08-27 02:45:03 +0000 UTC
Okay Sam, today we learn about workplace harassment and why you don't make remarks like that about your co-workers of technological origin. ...okay, probably not at this particular workplace, but still, watch it.
Uniquitous
2019-08-27 02:37:37 +0000 UTC
It would be a combo fax-scanner-printer-butt. A home orifice model.
Hugh Eckert
2019-08-27 02:25:11 +0000 UTC
Pintsize has a printer in his butt- but it prints only porn.
Hugh Eckert
2019-08-27 02:20:28 +0000 UTC
butt printer, as if. Where would the fax machine go, then? 🙄
Magic Chopstick Games
2019-08-27 02:14:53 +0000 UTC
I don't see it myself.
awgiedawgie
2019-08-27 02:06:08 +0000 UTC
I used to work at a lumberyard. After I had been there about 6 months, we got a new store manager. He spent the first week at the store doing nothing but pushing a broom around the warehouse, just to make sure everyone knew that he didn't think himself above anyone.
awgiedawgie
2019-08-27 02:04:10 +0000 UTC
And so Sam is charged with the honourable duty of protecting the workshop from hipster teens.
Andrew
2019-08-27 01:32:54 +0000 UTC
Confusing office with orifice never goes well.
Andrew
2019-08-27 01:31:33 +0000 UTC
Ripley, Sarah Connor... what was the question?
Trigon Manthree
2019-08-27 01:26:57 +0000 UTC
Is it just me, or is Sam giving off even more a "boy" vibe than she did before? I checked the pictures back on https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3796 and she seemed to give off a more "tomboy female" vibe. Maybe it's the hair. It's less neatly trimmed.
No spoilers needed, but does anyone else think this might be a foreshadowing of future gender issues for her?
Darla Donahue
2019-08-27 01:24:00 +0000 UTC
welcome to the bottom of the ladder, Sam...
Matt
2019-08-27 01:17:11 +0000 UTC
Ha! He could take parenting tips from Bubbles!
And no, I'm not worried about Sam turning the broom into a weapon. Bubbles outclasses her.
Erin Hartshorn
2019-08-27 01:15:18 +0000 UTC
No matter what industry you choose, the FNG gets the broom.
Lightsabr2
2019-08-27 01:14:31 +0000 UTC
Ohhh... I have a lot of that to do at work tonight...
EnterTheHero
2019-08-27 01:13:24 +0000 UTC
Oh, poor sweet summer child
Lord Crusade
2019-08-27 01:11:49 +0000 UTC
Literally came direct to this strip from an hour of sweeping and mopping my house. Feeling Sam's pain.
Leaflemming
2019-08-27 01:11:09 +0000 UTC
I bet Winslow has a printer in his butt.
Miyaa
2019-08-27 01:09:07 +0000 UTC
Start the timer; how long before Sam stabs herself?
Peter McDevitt
2019-08-27 01:07:25 +0000 UTC
Adulthood is cleaning up spilled liquid with your sock because fuck man I'm not bending over for that...
2019-08-27 01:07:12 +0000 UTC
i love my power built sci fi moms
Hope
2019-08-27 01:05:25 +0000 UTC
Knowing Sam, anything that could potentially be carved into a shiv-like end is a deadly weapon.