The World Will Never Be Ready

Yes, we need background on CHAOS LOAF! Although, I guess it could be like Calvin's Spaghetti Incident in that the loaf will just have to be better in our imaginations.

i bet chaos loaf had tentacles

SpookyPenguin

Damn it! Now I want to know the story of the Chaos Loaf.

Wild Card

Oh no, i want it...

Leona

Chaos Loaf was the name of my disco/bluegrass tribute band ...

Joe

I was all set to say something, but saw yours, & just want to co-sign.

Joe

Roko and Chaos Loaf must never meet ...

Joe

i now want to have a cat named Chaos Loaf

FunkyTuba

Isn't that just Melon?

Danya Michael

I wanna Chaos Loaf...

Benjamin Coomer

I just want this tshirt

bighairmonkey

Agreed. I love a good Noodle Incident story.

jimfromtx

Mmmm ... salmiakki ...

Peter Jensen

Chaos Reigns!

Kyle Jenkins

The chaos loaf incident clearly needs to be a bonus strip

Mark

Every ADoM player knows that unless it's called ChAoS lOaF it's not truly dangerous.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Nah, it goes BREAD FOR THE BREAD GOD, LOAVES FOR THE LOAF THRONE!

Evgeniy Semyonov

All I want is Chaos Loaf now.

And a heartwarming thread involving Clinton counseling her and adapting to a robotic hand. It'll be like a lifetime movie. Only a comic strip

Michael Boettger

My hunch is that Chaos Loaf includes some form of salmiakki instead of raisins, and has mustard seeds and pop-rocks

Jeff Gedney

Chaos Loaf - Radical child of Meat and Raisin, refused to user her given name of Mince, introduced the world to the concept of apples and raisins in the same dish as pork. The world may never be ready, but those of us who were there that day remember it with relish...maybe chutney...

None of the ovens ever worked right after Chaos Loaf.

Kevin Hicks

They did Chaos Loaf on Great British Bakeoff once. .....once.

Uncle Matt

I am SO intrigued by the Chaos Loaf incident! Please write it up!

Douglas E. Smith

Why do I get the feeling that Chaos Loaf will run the same course as the "Noodle Incident" from Calvin and Hobbes? Although the legend become better than any person could have scripted.

IS NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT BUBBLES IN PANEL 3 her face just made my whole day better

Charlie Rose

DoD, NCA, NSA would _ALL_ be involved at the first rumor of Emily’s interest in Chaos Loaf, let alone her using pencil and paper to start formulating the questions.

Bill Hall

CHAOS LOAF, YES!

Bill Hall

I look at the world today and I'm pretty sure it does.

Sebastian

I am all for Chaos Loaf, but only as long as it's Sam making it and not Emily. The DoD would probably get called in once she works out the math and starts baking in multi-dimensional tesseract pans.

Darla Donahue

I need more informations about chaos loaf, it sounds delicious

Kherbellos

https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3342

Brian

I wonder if the Chaos Bread would taste good paired with the Totenkopfgeburtstag Dunkelbrau.

Brian

Ha! Called it! He wanted Sam out of his hair for the summer

Bagge

Sams in a repair shop: Maybe she'll make a Chaos Chassis!

BobC

CHAOS LOAF FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Chuck Dee

Loaves for the Loaf God!

Cleo Schmitz

Webcomic time is, has been, and always will be its own thing. The fact of the matter is, even with an output like Jeph's, you simply can't put out content quick enough to keep up with the kinds of stories you want to explore and match the timeframe.

Lucanid Landman

I guess the months of the QC universe don't align with the real world because the end of August is a terrible time for a summer job

JD

I've no idea what Chaos Loaf is, but I feel an inexplicable desire to have one.

Olivia Waters

I'm imagining something like that episode of I Love Lucy where she makes bread, but in weird colors.

Eric Lusby

Chaos Loaf is a thing that must exist!

Absynthe

Yes!

Ralph

I think the soul patch has been gone for a long time.

I bake bread. I if Jeph described what she was going for, I bet could come up with something.

Daryl Sawyer

"Foraged wild yeast strain" is just "natural leavening" or "Sourdough" (the real thing, not grocery store stuff with added lactic acid).

Daryl Sawyer

Who agrees that the next vote comic should be about the Chaos Loaf?

Grant Swire

I bet Roko and Melon could bond over a chaos loaf.

Daryl Sawyer

In this state (Washington) IIRC, persons under 18 aren't allowed to work in kitchen areas of bakeries, period. Those mixers can and will rip limbs off. Jim should know that a Dremel pales in comparison.

OldGoat

CHAOS TOAST FOR MY LORD ARIOCH!

Hugh Eckert

He's been a single father for a long time, trying to fill both roles. Maybe with Ms Reed around he'll be able to loosen up the reins a bit more?

Reyn Goldfur

Oh no, the soul patch is gone!

I am intrigued by Chaos Loaf. Is there a randomizer element to the loaf? Foraged wild yeast strain? Sliced with a oversized spiralizer? 4-dimensional toasting? Panda bread? https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/panda-bread/94fb2589-104c-4bb8-8b7f-260f6004cf7e

I'll take a ham and cheese on chaos with a pickle hold the Mayo

I would like the recipe for chaos loaf. The world may not be ready, but my body is.

Nicholas Ruff

Chaos Loaf, Chaos LOAF!!

Madeline Hunter

CHAOS LOAF RECIPE PATREON EXCLUSIVE

orangejuicenut

I don't know but dad-in-law feels over-protective to me. Reminds me of my father who wouldn't train me on the shop tools in our garage.

Emma Humphries

It seems the masses have spoken. We want The Loaf. The Chaos Loaf™.

Joel Bateman

I now want some Chaos Loaf

Curtis Cahoon

Is that like the Noodle Incident?

Brian

Sam is gonna lose a hand or something

Brian

Spoiler: it was full of snakes.

Andrew

Chaos loaf recipe bonus comic please??

Danya Michael

All hail Chaos Loaf.

I bet Sam got the recipe from Arthur.

Jason Rock

Is Chaos Loaf™ like those chaos gems, but in doughnut form? Does Sonic (hedgehog not drive-through fast food joint) know about this?

Miyaa

Chaos Loaf might melt her butt emblem.

Jason Rock

Chaos Loaf is what Everything Bagels want to be when they grow up.

Jason Rock

I wonder if it was inspired by the Chaos Dunk.

tresi

I see a CHAOSBOT in our gloriously doomed future!!!

Shawn K. Younkin

Good band name

LNut

Not allowed to make bread but allowed to work on robots. I see nothing wrong with this plan.

Rich Holmes

Is it?

Autographedcat

The Chaos Loaf? Now I demand a spin-off comic featuring Sam in a post-apocalyptic world where bread is forbidden and she teams up with Cyberdwarf, Balthios James...um, wait.

Will Weaver

I need a Chaos Loaf t-shirt.

Ray Cornwall

It's established that the footer text is canon but maybe the deaths weren't directly related to chaos loaf and it was just normal every day death?

Ami

Chaos Loaf. So many questions. So much potential. Damn it Jeph, WE NEED ANSWERS!

Tim Eldred

Dang, you beat me by a few minutes.

Adam Friedlander

time to ship Roko x Chaos Loaf

Adam Friedlander

Right? Ham and swiss, a bit of brown mustard, maybe lettuce and tomato and I'm good.

Michael Boettger

I wanna know what the chaos loaf does to roko.

Daniel Burnett

She should sell the Chaos Loaf recipe to the Wurmvater distributors. They seem like they're experienced in handling that sort of thing.

Lykosidae

Dammit. Now I want Chaos Loaf...

Matt Grayson

Chaos Loaf bonus comic pls! lol

Ah yes. A parent can never forget the "incident", no matter how long it's been.

Daryl Sawyer