Fayenabler
Added 2019-08-25 01:01:38 +0000 UTC
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What's so hard to explain? You're a moderately successful artist. A small businessperson whose revenues combines artistic patronage (crowdsourced), sales of merchandise, and so on.
Daryl Sawyer
2019-08-26 02:48:10 +0000 UTCAh, Sam has showed up again. Which means I can once again say, "I would totally buy a "SKULLMASTER, MASTER OF SKULLS" t-shirt. ;-)
Hugh Eckert
2019-08-25 23:59:15 +0000 UTCHeh, looks like small-business-owner-Jim is eager to find his kid a summer job somewhere else
Bagge
2019-08-25 17:43:56 +0000 UTCHer dad just wants her to have a job, the pay was unspecified. They might be able to swing an unpaid summer intern who does sprays on the side.
ZPX
2019-08-25 08:36:56 +0000 UTCWhile I think this would be great on a personal level for pretty much everyone involved, there is no way Union Street “We Eat Pigeons” Repair can afford an employee
2019-08-25 05:50:36 +0000 UTCFederal law prohibits anyone under the age of 18 from using pretty much anything considered a "power tool" in their employment.
awgiedawgie
2019-08-25 04:21:31 +0000 UTCI think a bunch of folks don't like the idea of working for family, especially since a lot of them already do and are expected to do it for free
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2019-08-25 04:09:47 +0000 UTCIf Sam is to have a job there other than "grutwork intern" she may end up needing to use power tools.....
Am Queue
2019-08-25 04:03:55 +0000 UTCWait, hear me out on this what if the resume was submitted via robot
darklion
2019-08-25 03:59:46 +0000 UTCTime passes in the Questionable Contentiverse, apparently, and Sam is not 12 any more.
Carl Fink
2019-08-25 01:57:56 +0000 UTCisn't Sam like TWELVE or something?! I know our employment system is fucked beyond repair but that still seems a bit young for a summer job...
Peter McDevitt
2019-08-25 01:40:55 +0000 UTCYep, best to leave the “draws sexy robot butts” off the resume.
Andrew
2019-08-25 01:36:21 +0000 UTCExactly!
Andrew Mitchell
2019-08-25 01:31:27 +0000 UTCI think you're right. She's obviously been happier with no booze and lots of Bubbles, great to see her getting physically healthier too.
Andrew Mitchell
2019-08-25 01:30:57 +0000 UTCIt's just a matter of phrasing the entry on the résumé. "Customized aesthetics of robot chassis, with 91 satisfied customers" rather than "91 ROBOT PALS NOW HAVE AWESOME SKULL SPRAYS".
Max Kaehn
2019-08-25 01:15:30 +0000 UTCYour job is easy to explain-sequential graphical artist with a good history of making steady deadlines.
z
2019-08-25 01:14:16 +0000 UTCShe's a couple/three inches taller it would seem. Would love to catch up with her. And the resume remarks would seem she's in high school?
Michael Boettger
2019-08-25 01:10:08 +0000 UTCThere is a snek on Sam's shirt. Hiss.
Ted Van Roekel
2019-08-25 01:06:38 +0000 UTCIs it just me, or is Faye getting thiccer and buffer?
Joel Bateman
2019-08-25 01:05:22 +0000 UTCQuestion: Did Sam’s dad ever suggest that Sam work for him, or was he wise enough to figure out Sam wouldn’t like baking bread?
Miyaa
2019-08-25 01:05:22 +0000 UTC
