So, this was probably covered in the earlier comments I'm not seeing here, but I'm guessing that's a Stealth Teen(TM) crouching roach-like behind May, behind the counter?
Forgive my ignorance, but don't places such as this one pretty much EXIST to feed sugar to teens? Thus providing May's wage, and a nightmare for their hapless parents? LOL
Kerin Schiesser
2019-08-16 06:43:45 +0000 UTC
I've been trained to look for people hiding behind counters by watching all the shenanigans at CoD.
Tim Eldred
2019-08-14 04:01:46 +0000 UTC
Yeah it took me way too long to notice the hiding one
Brian
2019-08-13 02:18:08 +0000 UTC
Not enough to make putting up with them worth it!
Katherine Prewitt
2019-08-12 23:52:25 +0000 UTC
LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU MAY
KapsLocked
2019-08-12 20:37:08 +0000 UTC
You know, May, some of those *teens* may actually be there to buy something...
Daryl Sawyer
2019-08-12 20:18:53 +0000 UTC
My favorite Hearts of Iron IV achievement that I have gotten is "The Weapons of the Third Emu War"
Kilonum
2019-08-12 18:40:57 +0000 UTC
AWWWW, May almost expressed a positive emotion! She's grown SOO much!
Robert Wrigley
2019-08-12 16:46:41 +0000 UTC
Last panel made me bust out laughing at work, by now everyone probably already thinks I'm crazy anyway.
Mark
2019-08-12 15:45:03 +0000 UTC
"smells like......... TEENAGERS"
Jon
2019-08-12 15:19:04 +0000 UTC
STEALTH TEEN
J.M. Hall
2019-08-12 13:04:05 +0000 UTC
FWHM (full-width, half-max) of the largest peak of the fourier transform of the emotion function
Dave
2019-08-12 11:34:00 +0000 UTC
I'm hoping a bit of both.
jimfromtx
2019-08-12 09:17:21 +0000 UTC
When Winslow says May have teen problems, I wonder if he was referring to May acting like a teen with problems or the teenagers in her store causing problems π€
Daniel Rydberg
2019-08-12 08:25:08 +0000 UTC
So.... when an AI say a thing like "emotional bandwidth", is it a metaphore or a description of a function?
Bagge
2019-08-12 06:51:09 +0000 UTC
teens DO have a habit of scuttling
Waffliesinyoface
2019-08-12 06:20:10 +0000 UTC
NOW I see the teen hiding behind May!!!
Bagge
2019-08-12 05:40:20 +0000 UTC
That's one of the nicest things May has ever said to Winslow <3
Bagge
2019-08-12 05:22:53 +0000 UTC
Emo Emu's...
Obliviontoad
2019-08-12 04:41:31 +0000 UTC
Ah yes the emu wars...
SpookyPenguin
2019-08-12 04:29:01 +0000 UTC
Or not have porn magazines available for purchase.
Miyaa
2019-08-12 03:55:36 +0000 UTC
Could get rid of 99% of your teen problem just by sticking the porn magazines in a locked cabinet.
awgiedawgie
2019-08-12 03:52:41 +0000 UTC
The goths?
WHERE WERE THEY WHEN WE WERE SACKING ROME?
Joseph Bonnar
2019-08-12 03:46:56 +0000 UTC
You can spray for them, but it just gets the weak ones, and you're left with the goths.
Sleepy John
2019-08-12 03:30:12 +0000 UTC
BabaORiley.mp3
darklion
2019-08-12 03:21:26 +0000 UTC
I love that Winslow is clearly genuinely touched by May's grudging, minimal declaration of joy. I don't usually ship them (May/Momo 5evar), but that panel is 100% the dynamic between me and my partner of 15 years.
Asher Rose Fox
2019-08-12 03:07:01 +0000 UTC
Tsudere May is best May
orangejuicenut
2019-08-12 02:36:47 +0000 UTC
True.
Hugh Eckert
2019-08-12 02:22:27 +0000 UTC
Seeing May again reminded me: Has Sven recovered yet? And I can't wait to see Winslow's face when he hears about it.
BobC
2019-08-12 02:16:57 +0000 UTC
not, in fact, better than emus. also the one behind her made me laugh.
Ashley Thomas
2019-08-12 02:13:48 +0000 UTC
For every teen you see, there are ten more living in the walls
Jon Guyer
2019-08-12 02:13:01 +0000 UTC
Aww. I totally ship these two! May is totally letting her guard down around Winslow.
Andrea Andrew
2019-08-12 02:05:51 +0000 UTC
"were" having teen problems. Oh dear sweet optimistic Winslow.
Summer Sudbrink
2019-08-12 02:05:40 +0000 UTC
Just like roaches.
drone r0m-3
2019-08-12 02:01:17 +0000 UTC
Or, as Joe Pesci would say, "Yutes!"
Pete Hanson
2019-08-12 02:00:11 +0000 UTC
Ahhhhh!! My entire opinion about teenagers lol
2019-08-12 01:59:33 +0000 UTC
Maybe Momo could stop by with her tasers.
Michael Boettger
2019-08-12 01:58:07 +0000 UTC
"What is that odious stench?"
nowshowjj
2019-08-12 01:56:53 +0000 UTC
Hope May's new body has some sort of sweet arm laser built in.
Joel Bateman
2019-08-12 01:56:25 +0000 UTC
The one behind her is stealing vape products.
Michael Boettger
2019-08-12 01:56:15 +0000 UTC
I hear they like to hide behind velociraptors, too.