Emulation

I've overclocked the odd emu but they overheat too quick

Jim Feldman

We ad one loose in Ricmond (VA), too.

As someone who's run across one of those death-toe murder birds in the wild ... I concur.

Theyre trying to understand how we Australians lost the war against the Emu

Chris Arnold

A clocked emu? Great, they're making Romulan Warbirds a reality.

Joel Bateman

Yeah, this is basically what living in Massachusetts is like.

Anna Phylaxis

Heh, was this inspired by the actual Emu that was loose in NC earlier this year? https://twitter.com/OCEmu1

Dan Isaacs

well, if you can't emu now, you can always emulater.

Joe

Yelling Bird is like "Heh, he said cloaked".

Evgeniy Semyonov

That was so mean and unnecessary, that I really wanted to ostrichize Jeph a little.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Ostrichs are bros

Jax

One of the scorpions is wearing it

Bagge

I've met a few emus. They were chill, especially compared to the one ostrich. That fucker was a complete asshole.

OldGoat

Is Winslow somehow in possession of an emu tracking collar?

Olivia Waters

At least it's not a cassowary...

Ehren Kluge

An event in Australian history that I, an Australian, had to learn about from an overseas source - man, my history classes sucked!

Mark

This frickin town!

David Durant

NO EMUS ARE MEAN ENOUGH AS IS

Dylan T

I still suspect he will find that secret petting zoo before the day is over. There will be Llamas

Bagge

I'd love to read the "ethics considerations" part of their application

Bagge

I still have flashbacks, good thing the emu-dropbear alliance fell apart

Brad Kirkwood

Emu's are less terrifying than a Cassowary so at least they had the good sense to not play around with one of Australia's scariest animals. Emu's are only a real problem when you're facing an army of them. That's why we lost the Emu war. True fact from an Australian.

MercuryBuddha

As if emus weren't scary enough, now they're INVISIBLE disemboweling giant birds???

Cha0sniper

I read "emu" as "emulator".

John Peterson

Poor, poor Winslow. :(

Andrew Mitchell

I see what you did there.

Michael Boettger

There's an event in Australian history called the Emu war. And now you have given the emus the ultimate stealth technology. Is that what you wanted Jeph!?

ViennaStar

She would still need a job as part of her parole

Will

Winslow now needs a t-shirt of 'Emu Kid'.

Sleepy John

Is it called Harvey?

Marc Pengryffyn

Those fools! They've doomed us all!

Dean Reilly

Is it sad that I didn't notice the pun until after reading this comment?

aetherspoon

Jeph, you’re going to hell for that title 😈

Aussie Jim

I am Australian and I confirm this.

Thisguy

Also because we signed a treaty with the Giraffe's saying we wouldn't develop our own cloaking technology.

drone r0m-3

That must be why I never really feel totally alone. Thought it was the presence of God. Now I know it's cloaked emus. But they're scentless too. That's one heck of a cloak!

BobC

This is the best non-sequitur since Futurama's "Now nobody can say I don;t have john Laroquett's spine." I seriously laughed outloud at the cloaking device.

Allan Widner

They’ve created a Remulan bird of prey, we’re doomed!

Andrew

Emus on the loose?! It’s a jungle out there! Does May still work at the convenience store, now that she might be getting a new body?

Andrea Andrew

Oh who am I kidding?

Michael Boettger

Okay, now you're just being mean to Winslow. Of course his issue is with Ungulates, no? Maybe this won't be so bad.

Michael Boettger

WHAT IF ALLIGATORS

You’re right! What IF alligators?

Daniel Burnett

They have cloaking technology?That *finally* explains why we lost the Great Emu War.

Jono Hayward

The great rule of life. DON'T f*ck with emus Just ask Australia

But what IF alligators?!

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns