If they were Roko's, hed have to. Her new chassis hase nipples
Jamieson
2019-06-24 00:53:16 +0000 UTC
Having worked in retail, I can tell you there are *definitely* people who find naked mannequins offensive, because they complained to me about it.
Charlotte Grubbs
2019-06-23 10:58:58 +0000 UTC
I would watch the heck out of that movie/tv show. Though that might also encourage the shippers even harder. Quite the dilemma...
jimfromtx
2019-06-22 13:24:57 +0000 UTC
I don’t know what’s in May’s heart, but I’m pretty sure it’s not gold....
Matt Grayson
2019-06-22 01:20:05 +0000 UTC
There's another Faye t-shirt in his store: https://topatoco.com/collections/jeph-jacques/products/qc-robutts#
Nikki
2019-06-21 23:25:23 +0000 UTC
OMG, it almost writes itself...
Nemo of Utopia
2019-06-21 21:26:53 +0000 UTC
*snicker*
onitake
2019-06-21 20:29:16 +0000 UTC
I've realized "Roko and May" would be a classic buddy movie, never mind shipping them:
"She's a tough-as-nails ex-cop who left the force to work for robot rights.
*She's* a down-on-her-luck ex-con with a foul mouth and a heart of gold.
Together, they fight for justice!"
Clifton Royston
2019-06-21 16:31:37 +0000 UTC
It doesn't have that Jeph scrawl, though...
David Pipes
2019-06-21 12:59:30 +0000 UTC
No *female* nipples. Paste photos of indistinguishable man-nipples over just the aureolae and you're fine... because humans are stupid.
Hodges' Rule of Thumb: do not expect reasonable from anything with a thumb.
2019-06-21 12:55:32 +0000 UTC
That needs to be on a t-shirt
Lasphy
2019-06-21 12:50:47 +0000 UTC
I think in this case it's just a brand feature? There are different brands of AI bodies, like there are different brands of... well, anything, and distinct feature of this brand is no visible nose. Of course every employee in the store would use the body of the same brand, otherwise it would be like constantly showing off your iPhone while working in the Samsung store. Or driving your Audi to the BMV dealership.
Evgeniy Semyonov
2019-06-21 12:36:50 +0000 UTC
No nipples, no censorship.
n.
2019-06-21 06:42:01 +0000 UTC
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2502
Huh... Patreon is removing my hyperlinks.
awgiedawgie
2019-06-21 02:18:57 +0000 UTC
If you're in that much of a hurry, there's one on Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/Portland-Light-and-Lines-Company/dp/B07MGHKPVH
awgiedawgie
2019-06-21 02:14:54 +0000 UTC
You can pick your technician, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your technician's nose.
awgiedawgie
2019-06-21 02:03:56 +0000 UTC
Probably for the same reason no one censors mannequins in fashion stores if they're undressed.
2019-06-21 01:47:01 +0000 UTC
how come you don't have to censor robo-boobs?
Peter McDevitt
2019-06-21 01:40:11 +0000 UTC
anyone can translate it for me please
2019-06-21 01:19:28 +0000 UTC
Back when she was just a hologram, she told Dale that it was $750 million.
Matt Grayson
2019-06-21 00:52:17 +0000 UTC
I want 2 navels.
Joe
2019-06-21 00:41:08 +0000 UTC
I always wonder how May came up with a few million as the baseline. The cheapest fighter jet in the US is a F-16 fighting falcon that costed $18M in 1998 ($27M in 2017).
DixonLu
2019-06-21 00:11:21 +0000 UTC
It will be read as an instruction and lead to stabbings.
Peep boob would also be read as an instruction, but no one needs to be instructed to do that.
2019-06-20 22:25:19 +0000 UTC
I want a beep boob shirt. Anyone else?
CaseyAEC
2019-06-20 21:07:29 +0000 UTC
i want two noses
two big long ol' noses
where do they go? side by side? front and back? over/under? who knows
neato
2019-06-20 20:22:50 +0000 UTC
I'm still on my first "TEH" shirt, but I expect to replace it when it wears out. I'll take a "BEEP BOOP" shirt, though!
Jeffrey Nonken
2019-06-20 18:05:32 +0000 UTC
I want a realistic AI body, but hold the nose
GhostlyYorick
2019-06-20 16:44:30 +0000 UTC
Sweet! Dude!
Derrik Pates
2019-06-20 15:44:23 +0000 UTC
That's it! "Beep Boop" with robot moths circling it, and chewed cloth revealing patches of circuitry underneath...
David Pipes
2019-06-20 15:19:45 +0000 UTC
Can't have it. Too tempting to the robot moths.
2019-06-20 14:29:45 +0000 UTC
it's an aesthetic choice! YOUR NOSE IS UP TO YOU
Jeph Jacques
2019-06-20 13:21:35 +0000 UTC
When do we get this shirt in the store, Jeph? :-) I can't wear my Bearmonster forever...
David Pipes
2019-06-20 12:57:55 +0000 UTC
He's pretty fly for an A.I.
Byron Hardie
2019-06-20 12:24:22 +0000 UTC
That would just cause erections
Da Nargh!!
2019-06-20 11:24:30 +0000 UTC
I wanna see what goes into the whole 'This AI body comes with a nose and this one doesn't' thing. Like, is the nose extra? Can you still enjoy tea without a nose? The people need answers!
2019-06-20 08:23:05 +0000 UTC
The technician seems like a pretty ok guy
SpookyPenguin
2019-06-20 08:18:22 +0000 UTC
I like the attention to detail that Roko refuses to look at what's happening because she's squeamish. Good continuity..
Dylan T
2019-06-20 08:14:53 +0000 UTC
Roko in the last frame looks exactly like the single sensible member of the gang of lunatics in the middle of the Edgar Wright heist movie, right before the reveal that he/she is actually the biggest lunatic of them all.
Evgeniy Semyonov
2019-06-20 07:54:35 +0000 UTC
Nice to see May all happy in the last frame :)
Kevin Symonds
2019-06-20 07:47:43 +0000 UTC
The pet reindeer too?
Andrew
2019-06-20 07:31:48 +0000 UTC
HA!
Dylan T
2019-06-20 07:09:48 +0000 UTC
Is good to see someone not geting judgy with May
Tachpmg
2019-06-20 06:46:42 +0000 UTC
Was at an art opening this evening, and ran into a person right out of the QC cast. I mean, she didn't go "loo LEEE loo", but she had everything else down pat.
Hands up if you spent ages combing the background for some tiny detail because you misread what Jeph meant by 'zoom'
Reyn Goldfur
2019-06-20 03:20:04 +0000 UTC
What kind of dog is Ollie? what happened to your Pyr? i lost my Pyr (Janie) 2 years ago.,
Marty BlackEagle
2019-06-20 03:02:30 +0000 UTC
This is part of fixing the problem. In it's own excellent way, it's the opposite of harsh.
Ronald Lugge
2019-06-20 03:02:21 +0000 UTC
I love you for that.
jeff fearnow
2019-06-20 02:39:07 +0000 UTC
Jeph, isn't that your hat?
Panic Blitz
2019-06-20 02:33:33 +0000 UTC
It's never about the destination, but the journey.
Chris Gallaty
2019-06-20 02:28:04 +0000 UTC
She's very well bred.
(I'll go quietly, occifer Raccoon.)
Joseph Bonnar
2019-06-20 02:13:11 +0000 UTC
I'm just wondering if this whole project of Roko's is her way of compensating for her own experience. Like, 500 people haven't already thought that, yeah.
Sleepy John
2019-06-20 02:08:46 +0000 UTC
Repairbot is clearly an ex Team Rocket member
Ami
2019-06-20 02:02:53 +0000 UTC
I've always figured it depends on how much money you spend. Like, you can have the off-the-shelf Steve-brand body, which looks like all the other Steve-brand bodies, or you can have something a bit more customised if you're prepared to pay for it.
Sam Johnson
2019-06-20 01:53:25 +0000 UTC
I'm going to say privacy.
Shawn K. Younkin
2019-06-20 01:51:49 +0000 UTC
Is she on the phone? Or just holding up her hand to give Mae privacy?
Joshua Thomas
2019-06-20 01:49:12 +0000 UTC
I like this bot
JD
2019-06-20 01:45:27 +0000 UTC
Poor May. She knows her chassis is bad, but having someone else say so bluntly is still kind of harsh.
Erin Hartshorn
2019-06-20 01:45:12 +0000 UTC
Leea-ving AS A JET PLANE
Kinda Squirrely
2019-06-20 01:43:28 +0000 UTC
Every once and a while I am amazed at the way this comic has transition seamlessly from being about a lonely indie rocker in his early 20s to being largely about robots fighting for social and political rights. It's awesome.
Samantha
2019-06-20 01:42:28 +0000 UTC
One question I've always had. When an AI gets a new body, is it customised to look like their old one, like Roko? Or are they set designs like a car? Do they freak out when they see another AI that looks just like them, in the same chassis, or is it just a passing "Hey, looking good!"?
Joel Bateman
2019-06-20 01:42:24 +0000 UTC
SWEET
2019-06-20 01:29:42 +0000 UTC
The look on Roko’s face in the last panel (mainly her mouth) reminds me SO MUCH of Spookybot when they’re regretting rummaging around in Bubbles’ head a few months ago.
Bob Gilmore
2019-06-20 01:28:33 +0000 UTC
aaaand that's what I get for not reading the footer text.
Buck Caldwell
2019-06-20 01:27:58 +0000 UTC
Just slowly replace the whole cast with robots
Alcaria Swain
2019-06-20 01:26:21 +0000 UTC
I like Roko being considerate and deliberately covering her view of the deconstructed (and declothed) May. Then again, who knows, she may be squeamish about the sight of disassembly, especially given her recent experience.
Buck Caldwell
2019-06-20 01:26:10 +0000 UTC
Diagnostic Bot? Di-bot for short?
Summer Sudbrink
2019-06-20 01:25:59 +0000 UTC
I want Repairbot to be part of the cast
Alcaria Swain
2019-06-20 01:25:59 +0000 UTC
I wonder how the olfactory systems in the bodies work. It might just be the art style but it doesn't appear that even AIs with noses have actual nostrils.
2019-06-20 01:23:25 +0000 UTC
Those two seem good together.
Matt
2019-06-20 01:20:06 +0000 UTC
Wondering why some AIs have noses and some don't... Not that there's anything wrong with that...
2019-06-20 01:17:53 +0000 UTC
Wow. I mean we always knew May's body was far from top of the line but I never figured it was THIS bad. lol
Dahlia Rose Israel
2019-06-20 01:16:50 +0000 UTC
Looks like an AI version of Jeph?
Joseph Houk
2019-06-20 01:13:57 +0000 UTC
Good question
at0m
2019-06-20 01:13:09 +0000 UTC
Perhaps a robot hookup is in order?
Ron Braithwaite
2019-06-20 01:12:45 +0000 UTC
Wouldn't do to have your advocate faint in the middle of your diagnostic.
Czarzhan
2019-06-20 01:12:21 +0000 UTC
Why didn't they go to Bubbles and Faye?
2019-06-20 01:12:16 +0000 UTC
I love the look May has in the last panel; I feel like her and Repairbot (He doesn't have a name yet, so, improvise, adapt, overcome) would be good pals.