A New Friendly You™
Added 2019-06-19 01:33:43 +0000 UTC
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If so, I wonder if Jeph will do another pic on hers O_o
jimfromtx
2019-06-22 13:25:30 +0000 UTCThis greatly depends on the WHY of the [$20$] being offered... As an example, if they want you to keep track of a small bag of whitish crystals for 30 minutes or so, politely decline.
Nemo of Utopia
2019-06-21 21:34:28 +0000 UTCWonder if May will get a sweet butt emblem.
Joel Bateman
2019-06-20 03:08:11 +0000 UTCAnd we all know Bubbles can supercharged that ass using parts from that small block Chevy she found. Vroom vroom.
Joel Bateman
2019-06-20 03:07:27 +0000 UTCWe just SAW Roko's emblem. He DREW it. If I could do that, my case would be incurable.
Matt Grayson
2019-06-20 00:40:34 +0000 UTCMay's ideal body having been already determined to be a vectored-thrust strike drone, I don't think they'll find it at this store either.
FE
2019-06-19 21:55:45 +0000 UTCWhen someone offers you a twenty, you take it. /ProTip
Kevin Hicks
2019-06-19 19:53:35 +0000 UTCJeph's really having a flareup of his Butts Disease lately, huh?
Derrik Pates
2019-06-19 16:37:51 +0000 UTCWhen the Basilisk enters the building, everyone takes notice!
Loki the Poisoner
2019-06-19 14:13:06 +0000 UTCOh . . . yeah, that would have done it!
2019-06-19 13:37:50 +0000 UTCI’m liking the Roko is inspiring more fear as a determined social worker than she ever did as police.
Bruce Steinberg
2019-06-19 13:13:40 +0000 UTCWhich is logical enough as most AI can consciously choose their body. -- Except May which brings us back to the current story arc.
2019-06-19 12:59:50 +0000 UTCI'd think she checks out Union Robotics these days. They have the BESTEST flares...
Joseph Bonnar
2019-06-19 09:14:17 +0000 UTCThey ARE getting along well. Beepatrice understands that when Roko says, "Jump", her head needs to be denting the ceiling. That's getting along GREAT!
Joseph Bonnar
2019-06-19 09:13:29 +0000 UTCGiven how easily they are agitated, I suppose this store has an employee with Unlimited Clip Works just for this situation. Imagine someone like Nelson casually reciting this: I am the bone of my paperclip Plastic is my body, Coolant is my blood I have bent over a thousand clips Unknown to death, nor known to life Have withstood boredom to acquire many office supplies Yet those hands will never hold anything (firmly) So as I pray, Unlimited Clip Works!
Evgeniy Semyonov
2019-06-19 07:20:20 +0000 UTCMaybe AIs in this body type are easily agitated? There is a canonical correlation between body type and personality with all AIs.
Evgeniy Semyonov
2019-06-19 07:16:22 +0000 UTCBeeps, that's uh...a little unfair
Dylan T
2019-06-19 06:29:26 +0000 UTCThis is store Melon shops for butts in, right?
Bagge
2019-06-19 06:25:56 +0000 UTCOf course, "asking nicely," the way Roku does it, is a robotic horse of an entirely different color of chrome!
Kerin Schiesser
2019-06-19 05:27:10 +0000 UTCDon't knock that street cred, Roko. That will serve you well.
Bagge
2019-06-19 04:47:47 +0000 UTCI almost thought Spookybot was meddling in this. I think it would be for the best they and Beepatrice never meet.
Brent Catherman
2019-06-19 04:42:06 +0000 UTCOh no he's adorable and you SCARED him
Fart Captor
2019-06-19 04:34:06 +0000 UTCTheres only 2 knuckles on each finger
2019-06-19 03:15:32 +0000 UTCThis wouldn’t be “Questionable Content” if there wasn’t, well...
2019-06-19 02:41:00 +0000 UTCmust stop laughing ... can’t breathe ...
Bill Hall
2019-06-19 02:30:33 +0000 UTCSeems Jeph has Butts disease again.
Scott Vogel
2019-06-19 02:28:24 +0000 UTCThey got ‘em!
Nikki
2019-06-19 02:20:02 +0000 UTCHere to remind everyone that, under their clothes, they all have robutts. That is all. Thank you.
JT
2019-06-19 02:12:18 +0000 UTCThis isnt going well, is it
Alexander W Couzens
2019-06-19 02:11:34 +0000 UTCAw, I thought she and Beepatrice were getting along pretty well...
Mitchell Sealy
2019-06-19 01:58:39 +0000 UTC3 internet points to the first person sourcing this quote... :)
Joseph Bonnar
2019-06-19 01:57:35 +0000 UTCBeepatrice, dear dear Beepatrice, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence.
Joseph Bonnar
2019-06-19 01:57:07 +0000 UTCholy shit
2019-06-19 01:55:34 +0000 UTCProbably similar model.
Shawn K. Younkin
2019-06-19 01:51:30 +0000 UTCDefinitely take the $20 bucks.
drone r0m-3
2019-06-19 01:51:16 +0000 UTCNO May....
Shawn K. Younkin
2019-06-19 01:50:45 +0000 UTCYour appointment is in less than one minute. Please do not put your finger in my eyesocket up to the third knuckle. Not that I've heard that you do that.
Sleepy John
2019-06-19 01:44:07 +0000 UTCNice catch. It's certainly a similar face, but the body doesn't seem right.
Andrew Mitchell
2019-06-19 01:42:56 +0000 UTCOne of the models in the New Friendly You poster looks unsettlingly like Corpse Witch.
William Cole
2019-06-19 01:42:29 +0000 UTCThat model in the poster on the wall with the yellow body and purple hair looks way too much like Corpse Witch and I want to slap her silly. This is not a healthy instinct but I'm okay with it.
Celine Chamberlin
2019-06-19 01:41:11 +0000 UTCIs that a recolored Corpse Witch on the wall, or am I over-interpeting the hairstyle?
Carl Fink
2019-06-19 01:40:55 +0000 UTCactually beeps is probably just that terrified of Roko lol
Griffon
2019-06-19 01:40:06 +0000 UTChmmm this feels like spooky's doing somehow
Griffon
2019-06-19 01:39:39 +0000 UTCShe just said "She survived a run-in with Crushbot."
Buck Caldwell
2019-06-19 01:39:20 +0000 UTCShe didn't refer to you as Shiva! We'll throw in free lifetime cleaning thank you for not killing us!
Edward Clayton Andrews
2019-06-19 01:38:48 +0000 UTCWell, Roko's certainly got 'em... 😏
Jon
2019-06-19 01:37:48 +0000 UTCIt's okay floofy pink friend
2019-06-19 01:37:35 +0000 UTCButts. Lots of butts.
Miyaa
2019-06-19 01:36:35 +0000 UTCShe mentioned Roko used to be a cop, didn't she?
Alcaria Swain
2019-06-19 01:36:30 +0000 UTC
