Bonus Comic: Butt Polish

I joined the Patreon long ago but somehow missed this. OMG! How could I have missed this! That logo really IS super nice and worth every penny. It totally deserves the premium shining lotion.

Darla Donahue

It's going to be a life goal to work this into a conversation.. "cloth-of-gold by Wagnerian dwarves".

Fennec12

I wish I found this less hot...

Vanillastump .

Why not? It works for human clothes!

Well, people pay extra to prove they got a Gucchi purse or whatevs, right? I think the TRULY rich or stylish don't wear logos - they have their casual jeans or blouses hand-assembled thread by thread by indentured art students and their fancy clothes cast out of cloth-of-gold by Wagnerian dwarves. But the noveau riche and the "merely very wealthy" seem driven to prove they can pay ridiculous prices for everyday items. Maybe it's like that - you get the logo to prove you could afford the good stuff. And since a lot of people want that, even if YOU don't care about it, if you want the well-made item, it comes with the logo...

Kerin Schiesser

See further: anything ever made by Louis Vuitton

It's also the Sensorium™ package too isn't it?

Damien

I don't get why the insignia would be desirable. Isn't it like they paid extra to advertise their chassis maker?

Christine Hottinger

OK, ok. It does not exist on Slipshine, but if it did....

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

To see that, you need to subscribe to Slipshine ;)

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

I deeply enjoy this content

Eric Pike

Is it wrong that I was expecting bread to be present?

Damien

Is it wrong of me to want more of these types of pics.

JMK

To be fair, I thought the vote was for “roko PUSHES he butt emblem”

Melissa Armstrong

She has toes now. Does this mean she will stub her pinky toe?

Matthew Van Gangelen

I'd have definitely blamed you (and the rest of them) if we hadn't gotten to see this.

awgiedawgie

Or at least a "PG", possibly intertwined, rather than just the "G"

David Howe

Logo shine!

Kerin Schiesser

Don't blame me, I voted for the dog.

I'll be in my bunk...

Marc Tabor

I dunno, doesn't seem too confusing to me.

jimfromtx

Dammit! As if my feelings for Roko wen't confusing enough already.

Worth every penny.

I. LIKE. RO-BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

James Dore

Buttfing

Matthew Harris

Obviously you get what you pay for

Kevin Symonds

Polishing butts

Brian

I second this

Brian

holy shit I didn’t think you’d do it jeph

Brian

Wait...Faye told her to just use soap & water. What's she doing with a bottle of Butt Polish? (I wasn't about to go back and read all 173 comments, so forgive me if someone already asked this)

awgiedawgie

Jeph, I just have to say, you are awesome!

awgiedawgie

How was the title for this one not "When in Doubt, Buff" after the last comic :D

The G stands for "Glorious".

Sorastro

we all have it. the butts disease.

Rhotic Shwa

So... so beautiful.

Daaaaang

Nicole Featherby

Yup! We chose wisely

Ash359

Nice.

Uniquitous

That's a nice... logo

Cleo Schmitz

Thought for sure it would be a fake-out.

Mitchell Sealy

Omg

Julia Allen-Hesse

Noice.

That'sSoRevan

Butt I wasn't ready too see such beauty! D:

Thomas Boys

nice.

We have all now seen Roko’s G-spot.

Simran Khalsa

What makes this drawing so nice is that it's really just a great pretty-girl drawing. It's like a selfie from a friend who actually trusts you when you ask for a personal photo. Not porn, not even gratuitous, just sweet. Jeph, it might not be what you thought we'd vote for, but it was exactly what we all needed, and nothing less.

I see a nude robot, in a bath, holding a piece of your bread. No wait, that's TOO sexy...

SpookyPenguin

QUALITY

Dylan T

Is this the first plain view butt Jeph ever posted?

giacomo vaghi

Just according to keikaku. Next step: RoButt pinup calendar. I'd pay cash monies for that.

JT

If we all promise to buy that T-shirt will you promise to do more stuff like this :D

Jere

nicely drawn

Gary Huntress

Idk why i expected a tramp stamp that looked like a Ford emblem. this is better.

Creampuff

really should see a doctor about that RoButts' Disease...

Peter McDevitt

yes hello

Jeph Jacques

Ain't nothing butt a G-Thang....

Ted Van Roekel

BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS

Valraven

That's a well-packed trunk on that model chassis.

Sleepy John

she's not bad. she's just drawn that way. well done, Jeph!!

Joe

I am...strangely okay with this.

Justin Trevino

Well.. things just got weird.. in a good way

*holding bowl out timidly* Please Sir, May I have some more

Jere

A well-manufactured ass indeed. Non-detachable, I note.

Sam Johnson

wait, the toes must be part of the G upgrade, since she didn't used to have them.

Jim Feldman

you're probably not cleared to that security level

Jim Feldman

So exactly what CAN Bubbles do with her hips?

Matt Grayson

I expected it to be raised somewhat like a car emblem. And she didn't really pay anything, the insurance company did.

Shawn K. Younkin

We need NSFW questionable content and all this in paper form as a book. Love this place

Maya Pilkey

I think you mean: One Ro-Butt

Patreonreallyletsyoumakelongassusernamesguys

Oh mama

Robot ass is the ENTIRE reason I read your comic.

Ngrasta

I WAS NOT READY

DisClever

It is perfect. Perfect.

Robutt FTW!

Jeffrey Nonken

If I promise to upgrade to 5$ tier can we get more gratuitous butt drawings

Cass Redgrave

Truth time: 1) I joined to see the uncensored lube comic. 2) After finding out it was “uncensored”, I decided I was probly going to leave before the patreon renewal. 3) Butts. I’m back in, at least for one more month. 4) But I still want the uncensored version of the lube comic. For research.

I thought Faye said soap was good enough. I may be misremembering.

Ardent Slacker

This is the single piece of art that most impresses me how far you've come as an artist from the early days.

Cerril

dozens of people just discovered that they have a new and most unfortunate fetish.

Áine Yore

JEPH

Lucy

I was expecting the emblem to be detachable, and it would be Roko using a bench polisher. My intentions were pure. What have we wrought.

Every day we stray further from our Lord God. And I'm helping cos I voted for this

Chris Henry

Countdown to QC: Nights on Slipshine has begun.

Timothy Mann

This is now my handy wallpaper... HOT!

Well, here is art I never knew I need in my life till I saw it

David Perez

It IS a fancy emblem.

Bagge

Jeph's butts disease strikes again, he's a hero for posting this.

Christovski

Finally some questionable content

Eoin Madsen

That's for those *really* lonely nights

Nutjob

This is everything I could have hoped for and more... Also, I imagine you must be so disappointed in all of us right now. ;-)

Joseph Loder

For some reason, I assumed she'd use a car buffer.

Steve DeGroof

Robutts... hehe

mxwn

Was expecting something more like the old Coppertone ads... but I'll take it! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coppertone_(sunscreen)#/media/File:Coppertone.jpg

Stop! I can only Get so erect ..

Lars Gottlieb

What we don't see: Melon behind Roko, holding up a hand mirror to let Roko check her work.

Joseph Bonnar

I *am* surprised.

Frederick Ohlmann

Given how much she paid for the butt logo, I expected it to be cooler...

David Howe

well im aroused

It's everything I had hoped. --N

Nobilis Reed (personal)

Not gonna lie...I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!! Holy shit, this image is getting saved to my HARD drive!!

Shawn K. Younkin

AI version of tramp stamp?

Auros Harman

I suddenly have the urge to bring her a loaf of pumpernickel bread.

If it were going to be on any tier, it would have to be on the “Nice!” tier

ducksauz

Google: why the hell is “help me I’m a robosexual” trending?

Andrew

I, too, did not expect a *pin-up* when I voted for the butt-polishing, but given that Roko is a character I've been exceedingly crushing on, I am *more* than okay with this surprise.

Daniel Blom Paulsen

if there was a patreon tier with nsfw content, i totally wouldn't pay for it. *wink*

runrin

Also, why is there dedicated "Butt Polish?" Isn't the dermal covering essentially identical in almost all locations?

Summer Sudbrink

So, robot heads don't rotate 180 or 360?

Summer Sudbrink

I would kiss that shiny metal ass.

Jenna

I don't know why, but I thought the logo was on her lower back, not her ass?

Jennifer Doyle

I like robutts and I cannot lie.

James Roy

Jeph said on his Twitter that he was sure the moth would win!

Diptych

ＲＯＢＵＴＴ

randomuserforstuff

All of the above, plus, watching how unsure she is about using it really enforces the storyline. This is a perfect comic.

FunkyTuba

Yeah I was expecting some kind of "polish my shiny metal ass" joke not a robo-pinup. Both are fine by me though.

Ben C

You know, when I voted for this I was expecting something more comical, less... sexy. I'm not sure where I came up with that thought.

Ronald Lugge

Lovely muscular thighs, but I have cognitive dissonance because I usually take that as a sign of good work ethic at the gym, and robots don't work that way. Needs to work on her arms, though. No, dammit, robots don't work that way. I'm so confused. Anyway, there are some very lucky loaves of bread out there. No, that's not right either. I hardly know what to think.

Dammit, you beat me to it.

Everett Bradshaw

Wow, I uhhh, did not think this is how this would actually go, but I'm... uh, super not mad about it!

Chris Cook

The people have spoken!

Why would the capybara be cold? I clearly don’t get the reference.

I'll be in my bunk...

Chuck Dee

Going full Slipshine here.

Charlotte Grubbs

she's a Philomena model G

Ive been following the comic for a few years now, and have read everything. In addition to seeing how well your drawing has improved, its also interesting to see how your views on racy panels has shifted over time. I, for one, enjoy the more recent stance.

What does the G stand for again?

Ray Cornwall

A whole new world (don't you dare close your eyes)

Shaun

I mean, let's all be honest here. Jeph, once you made this an option, you knew what would win.

Anthony Gaglianese

Great, now I'm a robosexual. Thanks Jeph.

Thisguy

WHELP, here is a thing that I did not know was a thing that I now know I have a thing for.

Jim Gosnell

"I wonder why Patreon is slow today...Oh shit, now I know"

Richard

I now have a thirst

Misha H

David Willis's Butts Disease reaching terminal stage.

Evgeniy Semyonov

This needs to be a wallpaper :)

I was half expecting some sort of trolling. Not that I'm complaining ...

Peter Jensen

And human style toes, too! Is it wrong of me to be intensely interested in the robonipples? Yes, yes it is, and I am.

OldGoat

Next month: Momo sparring with a chilled capybara. Probably wearing an opened kimono.

Miyaa

I suddenly CRITICALLY miss the neck-seam to vent some coolant.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Uh, do you still have your handcuffs? I've been a *bad* boy.

Al Hunt

Ahhahaa I was honestly expecting this to be a comic about difficulty of reaching the logo or someone walking in on the process with hilarity ensuing

FredS104

Here's hoping the ritual of self care helps diminish the dissociation

Thomas Halpin

It is important to keep one's ass shiny. Bender would be proud.

Brian Doyle

You've done a dangerous thing here, and you damned well know it. 🤣🤣🤣

Kinda Squirrely

What emblem?

Matt Grayson

Truer words had never been spoken here.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Ma'am this is a Wendy's

Now we know... 🤣

Kurist Zero

I am underwhelmed by the emblem design... °=°

Nemo of Utopia

It's a good chassis

mooviies

was not expecting this much fan-service... oh my...

Bite my shiny metal ass!

mooviies

...welp

Wooooow that body of yours officer

Holy shit, did NOT expect a pinup!

Alcaria Swain

Dat ass... ;-)

Chris Waldrip

FUCK

Eric Davies

Thank you sir, may I have another.

I didn't think I'd want this buuuuutttttttt......

Damn, I imagined the emblem quite differently. More of a golden shield type thing ...

bruitist

Daaaaaaaaaaang.

Diptych

I imagine all three options were chambered, and/or you must just continue to give Jeph credit for being a badass, hard-working artist.

So the only articulated joint on this new chassis is the neck?

Zach Elwyn

The QC community. United in our love of interpersonal drama and robot ass

SharkFist

I hope that bottle actually says “RoButt Polish”

Nikki

Is that a google butt?

Ashley Ackley

My $1 a month has paid for itself so many times over.

Scooter

The turnaround time on this comic was suspiciously small...

Michael Ketchen

A true man of culture.

Marik Thandraug

butt meat

Jeph Jacques

Shiny, shiny, shiny butts of... Er, what *are* robutts made of, anyway?

James White

Hello, fellow perverts!

Aeryn Light

Daaaaang!

Matt Grayson

[BUTTS]

And what a robot ass it is.

Caleb Willey

🍑

gn0w1

Google?

Andrew Armstrong

Now this is questionable content I can get behind!

Jon

Dayum.

Bryce Chidester

This is why I support you. Plump, robot, ass.

Joel Bateman

Oh boy, robosexuality rates are skyrocketing

We are terrible people. You sir deserve better than us. Thank you.

Lyman Green

Branding deal.

Edward Clayton Andrews

I like robutts and I cannot lie

Jackson Bockus

🤭

Quality Content.

Vincent Pritchard

That really is a swanky emblem!

Terry Parry