And now that you've corrected it, my comment looks ridiculous. Oh, well... I've done worse.
awgiedawgie
2019-05-29 04:56:13 +0000 UTC
Pintsize has always been Elmo for me. But with a bit of psychosis and a tiny amount of evil gruff.
2019-05-28 02:34:35 +0000 UTC
HA!
Yelling Bird
2019-05-28 01:39:16 +0000 UTC
May's voice in my head is that of Vanellope in Wreck-It Ralph. No idea why.
2019-05-28 01:35:01 +0000 UTC
If you stay out all night recharging you should be grounded.
Captain Button
2019-05-28 00:48:02 +0000 UTC
10/10 Would let May use my charger.... She has always been my favorite!
Yahsho Jinn
2019-05-27 23:25:17 +0000 UTC
It's cute he worries :3
2019-05-27 22:13:52 +0000 UTC
Better: A totally red-faced Spookybot.
Elf Sternberg
2019-05-27 22:07:23 +0000 UTC
Ow, it was a stupid typo - I thought of "twenties", of course.
Evgeniy Semyonov
2019-05-27 21:33:59 +0000 UTC
Totoroko
Summer Sudbrink
2019-05-27 21:09:52 +0000 UTC
@Evgeniy, "tweens" are kids 10-12 years old. Old enough to start <i>acting</i> like teenagers, but not quite old enough to qualify.
awgiedawgie
2019-05-27 18:54:07 +0000 UTC
An honest oddly-specific denial would have been a much better way to lie about this. But it's already been established that May's not that good at lying.
Some Ed
2019-05-27 18:03:58 +0000 UTC
Oh, right. Jeph's face doesn't count as the first panel.
BobC
2019-05-27 17:21:52 +0000 UTC
BUSTED.
Joseph Bonnar
2019-05-27 16:49:27 +0000 UTC
The face in the first panel is gold :D
Nicolas Braun
2019-05-27 16:22:21 +0000 UTC
Whenever a new AI is born, they make it some custom emoji: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3687
Peter Jensen
2019-05-27 16:06:27 +0000 UTC
Totoro in panel 4. I never noticed that before. Now we have a May & Mei reference! :-)
2019-05-27 15:21:50 +0000 UTC
This is great. May awkwardly accepting that Dale cares about her. <3
Kuragari
2019-05-27 14:59:05 +0000 UTC
Trying to learn his wisdom on dough and baking from his time at the pizza place.
mxwn
2019-05-27 13:02:54 +0000 UTC
Exactly~
2019-05-27 11:35:43 +0000 UTC
Well - late teens, early twenties...
Evgeniy Semyonov
2019-05-27 11:35:10 +0000 UTC
I actually think you are more or less on the money there. Though I'd make the comparison with a college-age kid, not a teenager. Not experienced, with insecurities, but quite able to comprehend what's going on and to take responsibility for it.
2019-05-27 11:30:49 +0000 UTC
Also, it's not that kind of comic, but it would be hilarious if on the last panel there was a really embarrassed Roko peeking out of Dale's room. With a totally innocent reason to be there, but still.
Evgeniy Semyonov
2019-05-27 10:11:11 +0000 UTC
It's easy to forget sometimes, but May is still an insecure teenager beneath all that rough exterior. When she need to be an adult with other people she does it easily (although reluctantly), but in her own life she is still vulnerable and over-sensitive. Realistically her roommate should be totally cool with her private life, but she somehow made a problem out of it.
If she were human, it could be easily attributed to being abandoned / put into the position of adult too early, but being an AI her psychological processes must be even more interesting.
Evgeniy Semyonov
2019-05-27 10:09:00 +0000 UTC
In fact, it's alternate-reality 2019 with sentient robots. They've probably got something beyond our primitive texting technology. Emoji-bots or something.
2019-05-27 07:51:56 +0000 UTC
Dale, if you were really worried, you could've texted or called. It's 2019, not 1980!
Grace Kieser
2019-05-27 07:33:50 +0000 UTC
"I WAS NOT AT A REOPENED ILLEGAL ROBOT FIGHTING RING OR ANYTHING"
Bagge
2019-05-27 07:05:01 +0000 UTC
I love your comics Jacques!, I your new patron, love to support you! 💕
2019-05-27 05:11:12 +0000 UTC
more adorable every comic
Kyle Major
2019-05-27 04:49:21 +0000 UTC
Ah, room mates. Never uncomplicated.
Bagge
2019-05-27 03:21:12 +0000 UTC
("I was busy having weird fruit sex with some random schmuck" would also have been a good choice.)
Adam Friedlander
2019-05-27 03:19:44 +0000 UTC
Coulda just said "my battery died" and left it at that, May.
Adam Friedlander
2019-05-27 03:18:27 +0000 UTC
Oh, Totoro!
Larry
2019-05-27 02:58:23 +0000 UTC
Liar eyes
Jim Feldman
2019-05-27 02:57:42 +0000 UTC
This is very sweet
Tachpmg
2019-05-27 02:51:40 +0000 UTC
Should have let him carry her home. Flagrant is easy way more stylish than secretive.
Thomas Halpin
2019-05-27 02:41:19 +0000 UTC
I think she's mentioned that it's a problem that her hands pinch during handjobs, so she's presumably given at least one of those.
This may have just been her most involved sexual experience since robot jail.
Mitchell Sealy
2019-05-27 02:37:20 +0000 UTC
I'm pretty sure it's just a terrible, implausible lie May is telling.
Carl Fink
2019-05-27 02:37:11 +0000 UTC
aww baby
2019-05-27 02:36:24 +0000 UTC
Wait, curious. Was this the first time she got action since being released from robot jail? And...and is that a SMILE?!
Joel Bateman
2019-05-27 02:32:13 +0000 UTC
I know it’s a lie, but since when did Roko and May become friends? I’d be interested in seeing that development!