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Coleman Ridge said it best: "she may be playing tougher and cooler than she actually feels" -- you know, like most of us!

Here's another one I considered, and it's a lot easier for me to get. Black Rifle Coffee Company Blackbeard's Delight Coffee Dark Roast Ground, 12 Ounce Bag https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07DTB7D47

awgiedawgie

I actually considered that. Good coffee. But it's a long drive to the nearest place I know of that sells it, and I've been too busy this weekend to get any, unfortunately.

awgiedawgie

Get you some Black Forge coffee.

Joel Bateman

I'm hanging out for the Brun - Clinton - Elliott - Roko quadrangle myself (remember "human abs" https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3700 ?). Polyamory doesn't seem too much of a stretch for this story.

Mark

That's why I said this was probably her first time with the name "May". We don't know what name she had before going to jail, but it's a fair bet that it <i>wasn't</i> May.

awgiedawgie

May actually became her name when she was first the weird cyber ai thing. He named her "may" because she was dressed as a maid

Only an accounting program could gain unauthorized access to financial accounts? Hello, it's <i>unauthorized</i>. It's something you're <i>not</i> supposed to be able to do, so why would only an accounting AI be able to pull it off? And why would being an accountant preclude her from losing her virginity? Accountants may tend to be nerds, but they can still have sex.

awgiedawgie

She rerouted $750 million into a Swiss bank account. I am pretty sure you have to be an accounting program to be able to do that.

From her personality, I suspect May lost her virginity long before she went to robot jail. This might be her first time in this body, and with the name "May", but I'd be very surprised if it was her first time ever.

awgiedawgie

There is a fair to middling chance that this was May losing her virginity. She hasn't been embodied long, and her social life has been restricted. If so, she may be playing tougher and cooler than she actually feels. This is not to say that she is going to fall all over Sven, but she may have feelings we haven't seen yet. I wonder if she can talk about her feelings with anyone.

Agreed. Although we're still hanging on the Brun - Clinton - Elliott trifecta, or the Elliott - Roko ship. I'm tempted to stay away and buy the book next year. The suspense is killing me.

H. P. Lovecraft. It's the mountains where the Old Gods hang out with the Shoggoths.

Joseph Bonnar

I thought it was Melon who had the detachable butt and May who lost her arm?

Brian

Having someone's ass fall off while I am banging them would scare the hell out of me. She needs a warning spray about that.

Captain Button

Somewhere biblical that's for sure

These two play off one another surprisingly well. Not sure if I ship em, but j definitely want to see them hang out more

dizzy ditzy

"It only did it for the laughs, you b-baka. It's not like I came or anything."

A sheep

She'll look like the Emperor at the end of The Empire Strikes Back. Her electric discharge will short out every powered device within 50 yards. May will look like Corpse Witch being interrogated by Spookybot. Bubbles, half a mile away will look up and think "Weird. I haven't felt one of those since military training."

Matt Grayson

I wonder when we'll get poor Momo's reaction to this occurrence!

Mark

That really seedy motel in the dock district?

Bagge

Dear GOD. Those two are a match made in... Somewhere. Not Heaven, I'm sure. Possibly the mountains of Kadath.. :)

Joseph Bonnar

Sex with someone with a detachable ass promises to be memorable.

Bagge

There are always Melon and her 2047 siblings. Just saying.

Evgeniy Semyonov

I’d get the tattoo if I were him, he will never be with anyone as weird as May ever again

Brian

You know, if May does achieve her goals in life, Sven will be able to say "I fucked a fighter jet."

Thomas Boys

I have waited all weekend for this page, goddamn if it wasn't worth it!

Spacey02111

Welp, that’s totally clear. That’s completely over and we’ll never hear about it again.

KCkittysnores

The only coffee shop around here is a Starbucks, and I wouldn't desecrate the mug like that.

awgiedawgie

I was like “why would he want to sign people’s butts?”. Sigh.

Andrew

Hit a local coffee shop and request they use the mug

Cole Blackblood

Wait, Lockheed-Martin? On her ass? The ONLY appropriate department would be the Skunkworks

Nutjob

On a completely (well, mostly) unrelated note, my Coffee of Doom coffee mug arrived in the mail yesterday! Now I just need something fitting for its virgin cup of coffee.

awgiedawgie

I ship it

They belong together.

Kenneth Sutton

I HIGHLY doubt this is the last they've seen of each other

Dylan T

I'd become curious too if a grown man came up to me at school all, "hey, here's a sharpie, I need you to write this girl's name on my dangle. Impact font, if you please,"

Aeryn Monet

Also, May feeling the need to clarify that she won't steal anything is so sad. That whole former convict thing weighs on her.

Bagge

She would be pretty miffed if Sven got one too

Bagge

I'd say that would be something for Sam to expand into, but I doubt her dad would sign off on it.

Captain Button

They should both just get sprays. Though I suspect Sam may become curious.

BobC

"I don't need anything else right now and I want to be left alone." "All right, I'll leave you alone." THAT'S THE STUFF, Sven. Well done

Bagge

You know, in case you forgot May is kind of a dick

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

I see this developing beyond a one night stand, but May still has a way to grow, which considering her amazing development, says a lot. Sven has a lot of growing up to do as well.

Andrea Andrew

To be clear, I wanted it very much, I just didn't know I did

Alexa

I didn't even know I wanted this little hookup mini-arc until the Jeph provided

Alexa

It's like they were made for each other

Mordaeus

I love them as bros with bone-efits.

Meg Taylor

Butt tattoos for everyone! Dora already has a flaming butt.

Andrew

They're gonna smash again.

Tommie Barlow

Earning the rights to "Lockheed-Martin my ass!" :-)

L*ckheed-Martin: The assholes for *YOU*!

J.M. Hall

Uh, probably because you're USPS: If it fits, you ships. For the record - hard same over here. They're cute. It's not a long-term thing I think but f it, they had a good time.

Boter Bug

They have a fun vibe

Kyle Major

Gods damn it. I ship it. WHY DO I SHIP IT.

R L

She still hasn’t let go of her Fighter-Jet dreams

Nick Gilbert