Questionable Content

why in the hell was this censored??

Ralph Cornwell

QC got me with the $69 NICE contribution level. DAMN IT, he KNOWS we can't resist the funny sex number! https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3503

Nathan Hinchey

I'll admit that I donated just so I could see what the heck you were censoring.

Check the watermelon, upper right.

Where is the clown nose?

People do like their porn, and are willing too go thru as many places as possible in search for what others like, if they like their stories.

I'm doing another trip through the archives (I've applied to go on a TV quiz show and nominated QC as an option for my special topic) and was amused by Jeph's comment on this strip https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=108 "I am pretty certain this is the most risque QC is ever going to get". Little did you know, past Jeph!

Mark

I mean...I've been meaning to sub for ages, and the roboporn made me do it, so... >_>

The Queer Art Pagan

this is literally why i made a new patreon account (long story) and decided to finally take the plunge after being invested (timewise) for like 10 years... figured it's time to consummate this thing in a meaningful way. and what better way to convince me?!

billy alarie

If not, I've been doing sex wrong...

Does sex not always involve watermelon?

brendan hunt

Your patreon sub boost is only proof that your true calling is to make robot porn.

Jordan

OK, Jeph, your diabolical plan has succeeded! I added you to my Patreons just so I could see that last panel. (But I gotta ask: WATERMELON???)

Guess she never bought the genital upgrades she was talking about. lol

Jordan

She got to test out Ideas on someone who was open to experimentation.

Dan

I somehow did not see that coming ...

Bill Hall

Because like... what did she get out of it then? Reciprocation people, it's important.

Okay... she doesn't appear to have orifices, and I don't know how robo mouths work but she doesn't appear to have lube around hers... Did he just lube up her thighs and go to town? THESE are the important questions.

Ok, sex hair May is adorable for some odd reason.

Joel Bateman

Ditto

Anthony Gaglianese

Haha, i'll admit i joined Jeph's patreon just to see that uncensored picture with potential robot va-JJs and peen. It was always deserved anyways since i've enjoyed this comic for years, but that was the shallow immediate reason. lol

Darla Donahue

few others missing as well!

Marc Tabor

Francis, I’m with you!!! More Peen on the Screen!!

Sometimes you have to be creative to get your partner where they need to be.

Francis Mahoney

I am disapointed by the lack of peen. I'm not blaming you for being tasteful and reserved, mind. I just thought there would be peen, is all.

Francis Mahoney

Well played, sir. Well played. Very interested to see where this goes.

Conor Duff

And here I thought we were getting robo-porn. Honestly, I think this is the next great couple story. These two are really funny, together. I can't wait to see some of the reactions of the rest of the crowd.

Same here! :D

Jorge Gutierrez

You, sir, are a visionary

least_rectangles

Just to further confirm the effectiveness of your pitch, I joined your Patreon to see the uncensored version. I've wanted to join for a while, but this was the "call to action" (as they say in the marketing biz) that got me. Well played, Jeph. Well played. Next time, you may want to make an uncensored version of a strip only available at the $5 tier and up, and see what happens.

OK I'm weirdly into this

They deserve each other.

MA Caiti

Indeed, the only thing that could make questionable content even better would be a more relaxed attitude to nudity. Not quite oglaf style, but a notch or two up ;)

sorry for being strange, but other than her mouth, I don't see an opening for an insertion

Jere

Love it. Odd though, that the first naked, lubed up girl in the comic doesn't even have her name in the cast page. :/

Tok

OH come on! You censored his junk but there's still a watermelon there!

Elberik

That is, in fact, some questionable content. I like it.

DisClever

just checked out the 'censored' version. google should be embarrassed. requiring such nonsense is just sad. that said, glad we got to see the super dirty one.

Joe

I'm mortified to realize that it appears to be embedded in the watermelon chunk, top right.

Where’s the clown nose?? I’m here for the clown nose!! 😆😆

Same

Noevad

LOL I agree! I've not even considered Patreon till just now lol

Robert Gibson

Welp, got my pervy ass here. Been reading since mid 2000s and this dumb comic finally got me to subscribe to your Patreon. All cuz I was hoping for some roboboob. Well done, enjoy mah dollars.

I think that last panel would be an awesome 3d sculpt for the bottom of a fish tank. Then they could forever watch fish as part of the weird afterglow.

Paul Nobles

So what all were they playing with - I see Watermelon, Lube, a can of either WD-40 or compressed Air, an oven mitt (or perhaps a "We're No. 1!" hand), and what appears to be either a nutcracker or nunchucks. Yup. for sure weird. And May looks VERY happy.

In my headcanon, top-end female chassis (maybe modded by the high-end artilects) have very organic feeling, high sensorium nerve ending density and artificial clitoris and g-spot analogs, self-warming, self lubricating vaginas, yes. But they also have a nano-scale DNA sequencer so the hosting artilect can have fun sorting through sperm cells and extrapolating the humans that might have been. An interesting side effect being that they can be very enthusiastic about anticipating the man's orgasm in parallel to evolution's rewards for human females... THIS IS THE CORRECT LEVEL OF CONSIDERATION FOR THIS FICTIONAL CONCEPT AND I WILL NOT BE DISSUADED!!

Shane Wegner

10/10 jeph love ya buddy

May complains about her low-end halfway house loaner chassis all the time. Wealth gap hits even harder for AIs.

Shane Wegner

a little disappointed by the shortage of orifices on that chassis.

#also

I became a patron literally just for this strip. And it's magnificent.

That'sSoRevan

I expect nipples are a dealer installed optional feature.

David Gardner II

Melon, no.....

Jamieson

the things i do to see naked robots... so, no nipples.. ok... puts that mystery to bed.

Marty BlackEagle

I'd been meaning to start in on Patreon with him. I think this is the last daily comic I read. Might as well pay the man. #supportlocalbusiness and all that too :)

Jared Cyr

oh, THAT'S where the other half of the watermelon went. Were they doing Melon roleplay?

Jared Cyr

Nice story arc.

George Wilson

Best way I've seen yet to promote a patreon without going to the dark (and coloured, and slimy) side haha :D

Cley Faye

LOL, well played, Jeph. I must say, the watermelon was a surprise.

Boris Pelakh

Saw the comment, asked myself if this was a good reason to support this on Patreon, realized that the answer was a resounding no, then suddenly remembered I'd been supporting this on Patreon for more years than I'm comfortable admitting. Anyway, this is a lot less explicit than I had been led to believe!

Came for nekkid AI will probably stay for the low cost :D

Svenne

Same.

Became a patreon for this. Totally satisfied now.

#worthit

You goddamned madman, you got me to become a patron just for this. I regret nothing.

Daryl Resplandor

One more Patron just to see the nekked AI.

Man, every time Sven shows up I know I'm signing up for a sudden cut to naughty time.

Lost Paragon

Wow, she really is like a Barbie doll down there.

Joel Bateman

Weird? None of her service panels are open and he's not bleeding...

yes. this is exactly the kind of questionable content i'm here for!

Satan

Me too and I regret nothing.

Dominic Portain

can confirm

Satan

I just paid $1 a month to see Mae naked. I am not proud.

Tim Peterson

He was supposed to wear a clown nose on his dick. That's a hell of an upgrade.

Halley

A dollar well spent helping my favorite artist and my favorite comic. And seeing the uncensored version helped the humor.

Well, damn. LoL

Hah! Have your dollar you bastard. 😆

Uniquitous

How'd the clown nose turn into a watermelon?

Ross

You know, May and Sven seem like a pretty perfect pairing.

Chris Crowther

Represent

Stomat

Welp you caught me. I signed up cos I'm a perv.

Chris Henry

As someone else predicted, the ‘censored’ version just winds up feeling naughtier because you (I, at least) project onto the black bars.

William Cole

Man this ain't even racy but I'm still here for it

BeatButton

Probably just covering them up a bit more.

Gamera

You too?

Adriano Trindade

hahahahaha later you tell us how many people subscribed to your Patreon just because of this comic!

Adriano Trindade

Does it not disturb anybody that a frackin MELON was uh on the receiving end of things here? :)

Good job, you got me to subscribe to your patreon, AND turn off adblocker on your site. I've only been reading QC for eight years.

Aiuno

WHY

Tholfbutt

I think when we first started reading something called "Questionable Content", this was the kind of stuff we were hoping for...

Lightsabr2

*sighs* *clicks like button*

Dylan T

Seems like May should have the mitt for the pichy parts

Jim Feldman

And now the "boi!" from God of War will always be associated with this strip for me.

Evgeniy Semyonov

It's actually LOOBY - it was written on a cap in the previous strip.

Evgeniy Semyonov

is that lube called "slippy boi"

I love the 404 so much....

Matt Grayson

melon, no...

Matt

LUBE is an anagram of BLUE 🤯🤯🤯

tim1724

Nunchuku? And now I have to wait until tomorrow to see how you did the censored version. Though I'm looking at this and wondering exactly what are you showing here that would be technically objectionable? Male nipples? And a naked female... robot. No, don't answer that, it's not a serious question.

Jeffrey Nonken

She can fuck perfectly fine in this body, obviously. But I think you are right. She might go for that whole every-appendage-is-a-sex-toy-thing

Bagge

It looks like May is using creative imagination and extravagant improvisatory fantasy to take up slack for her chassis' sensory limitations. If Sven's expression is any indication, though, she went to a lot of trouble to get him off too. That bespeaks a kindly and charitable nature, or a taste for vicarious pleasure, which comes to pretty much the same thing. I wonder if sheer bemusement will finally let Sven get over Faye.

"LOOB' is an anagram of "BLOO" 🤯

Magic Chopstick Games

This could be a great casual relationship for both of them! Sven has someone to call him on his bullshit; May has someone to indulge her kinks!

Bruce Steinberg

Silicone is non-porous and body safe!

Bruce Steinberg

I love this strip. XD

Jeph, great job on May's after-sex hair (and expression, mind)!

Mooster

Weird, but did you have fun?

Jason Doege

DYING. --N

Nobilis Reed (personal)

Unlike May

Nicolas Dao-Phan

Did they ever meet for more than a few seconds?

Diptych

Maybe May's drawn-on nipples?

Diptych

That is unquestionably some content

Jon Guyer

okay, I get most of it, but what's with the oven mitt

Max S

You know what they say: “Once you go quantum foamed nano-crystal, you never go back.”

Matt Grayson

Probably, or he put a period after the word "Tits"

Dave

Tsk, Husbando theft, Hope Momo's battery is charged enough for the amount of Tasering that follows this....

David Howe

That's the fastest ship conclusion I've ever seen

mooviies

Did he... draw nipples on her?

capnsoapy

I think it's stuck in that slice of watermelon, upper right corner.

I don't see the clown nose I was promised

Also I now have some hard flashbacks to... 2006? Anyway, I hope Sven has a lot of mineral water close by.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Thank you, Jeph, for waiting until just the right moment - you created a rare calendar pun, because this comic is coming in May.

Evgeniy Semyonov

And he was only off by eight strips, THAT is planning

Cleo Schmitz

He did with Sven and Faye on the couch, with Sven and the country chick on the couch and I think with Faye and Angus. They just had the naughty bits censored. Like on TV-14 shows and such.

Grace Kieser

Happy birthday, grandma!

Evgeniy Semyonov

Tomorrow's Twitter will be totally chillless.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Judging by the picture, it escalated more than once.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Yay. A threesome with Sven, May and Melon…

Is he wearing an oven mitt because May was too hot to handle?

Michael Lazare

...I did not see this coming.

EnterTheHero

HAPPY ARBOR DAY 2003

Brian

*reads title* so, this is the ultimate comic strip; the one point in the story that this comic has been approaching to from the beginning, the culmination of every plot line and every trope ever employed in QC. *looks at comic* I was right

Yes please!

Andreas "Rowas" Lind-Sahlin

Also c'mon just draw someone actually fucking already

A sheep

She's gonna want an upgraded body that can fuck, i'm calling it

A sheep

Tomorrow, May stops in at Union Robotics for some, um, cleaning and Bubbles eventually delivers the line: "That is NOT a diagnostic."

Elf Sternberg

I think a full size poster version of the last panel is totally called for.

Julienne Ignace

I'm mad I read "Clown Boy" as "Good Boy" and got suuuuuuuuper excited lol

I think he has nipples. One is right beside his thumb and the other in the symmetrical spot on the other side.

It's not so much "need" as "what the fuck, let's try it."

Bagge

I don't think I've ever seen May this happy

Bagge

They used both halves of the watermelon for some reason. And what did they need an oven mitt and nunchucks for?!

drone r0m-3

I just noticed that SVEN HAS NO NIPPLES!

Grace Kieser

AOOB

Ami

4008

Ami

You spelled sexy wrong... d:

Grace Kieser

"It appears there has been an accident. Do you require assistance?"

awgiedawgie

Censoring it will make it <i>truly</i> questionable content!

awgiedawgie

I do hope that if/when you get far enough along in the print collections to put this strip to paper, the uncensored version gets printed there. Also, now Monty Python's multiple jokes about watermelons make a lot more sense.

Lucanid Landman

Of all the sex-related ephemera, it's the nunchucks that concern me most.

Charlotte Grubbs

Thank you, Jeph!

Stoodmuffin

I love how Sven looks like he's trying to process, and May just looks like she suddenly understands what the obsession is all about.

Valraven

Getting up is going to be dangerous, that's for sure.

Valraven

HAWT

Stoodmuffin

"I want to try putting something in you." "Like... a dildo?" ".... I don't have a dildo. Look at me, why would I have a dildo?" "So then.... what?" "I HAVE AN IDEA!"

Valraven

He said it'd be on his dick, so it's probably hidden by the watermelon!

Grace Kieser

Cue Momo walking in.

Valraven

Googling "how to fuck robot"

Valraven

Imagine if Melon walked in on that... 😅😅😅

I'm sure that this will be the most commented QC comics ever

DL

Ooh, Momo will not be best pleased!

Mark

Also Also I dont see a clown nose 3/10

Dark Wulf

I am greatly amused (and pleased) that May finally got some human meat. She is one of my favorite characters!

Paul Britt

Does that say Lood or Loob? Also wtf is there to censor?

Dark Wulf

Which is why May probably tried mixing them immediately. (Along with that can of what looks suspiciously like WD-40.)

Jason Rock

There was a first panel?

Jason Rock

😳😨😱🤯 (With extra 🗑️🔥 on the side)

Jason Rock

OH COME ON! Everyone knows that silicone-based lube and water-based lube DON'T MIX. I mean, they don't, right?

BobC

In orbit with Melon’s ass.

William Cole

Dora's missing her engagement ring, shouldn't it be visible in the first panel (and maybe the second)?

Andrew

I dont understand what about this is needing to be censored? I may just not be so... modest? Is that the thing people get all censory about?

John M Davis

lol, 404

Daryl Sawyer

I'm glad they've got labels now, so we can tell them apart.

Sleepy John

I want to do an experiment like in Forensic Files when they pour blood on the carpet until they have a puddle as big as at the murder scene, and then say “well, they lost two gallons of blood so they must be dead”, but with lube.

KCkittysnores

I said 5 more min before bed, 5 more mins of internet could do no harm. To be proven wrong was never so funny. Going to be some strange dreams tonight.

Penguin

Huh

Julia Allen-Hesse

So there’s “Slippy Boi” lube, “LOOB” brand lube, and perhaps “11” brand lube (though that might be an adhesive.). I choose to believe that “404 💀” is actually another bottle of lube.

KCkittysnores

The other, used half of the watermelon is visible in the top of the frame. I have inward bits, but it just seems awfully seedy.

KCkittysnores

Best roboXhuman relationship I've seen

Kyle Major

sorry, couldn't help myself XD

JPMK! {verb}

Finally, some questionable content! :P

JPMK! {verb}

How did they crash that phone?

Captain Button

So...where exactly did this happen?

Shawn K. Younkin

THE S.S. TRASHFIRE HAS SET SAIL

Waffliesinyoface

I KNEW IT

Waffliesinyoface

Holy crap, this was a callback to that moment. Both times, May insulted him, and he took it literally (and it was no big deal).

Daryl Sawyer

Wow.

Gillian the Squid

I do appreciate the "tits" XD

Shawn K. Younkin

Turned you on, eh?

Daryl Sawyer

I'd say I have so many questions, but I'm terrified of the answers

CalmWeaver27

Fun fact - any kind of censoring on this will make the censored version look dirtier than the (mostly tame) original does here. PROGRESS!

Shannon Traska

Huh. She really IS like a Barbie doll down there.

Krista Elliott

OK, a little part of me hates that it's Sven that got his freak on with May, but the rest of me is like, whoa, naked May is hot!

awgiedawgie

May's come a long way since comic #3097: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3097

Kenneth Fair

Questionably happy?

awgiedawgie

Enter the Dragon will never be the same.

Summer Sudbrink

WHERE ARE THE CLOWN NOSES???

Jim Feldman

that is definitely a questionable amount of lube

neato

title DROP!

LH

It's always Sven or Faye that get the most naked!

Grace Kieser

Beautiful xD

Kyle Jenkins

Eh, just don't fuck it before eating it. Or do, I'm not your mom!

Grace Kieser

I think that's a nutcracker actually

at0m

YES! WINNING!

At what point does Momo ask "Is the big woman here?"

MikeT

They even broke out the nunchucks. They must have gotten WILD.

this... this was unexpected.

Joshua Thomas

It almost makes you wish Jeph also did Slipshine comics like Willis does. Almost...

Grace Kieser

This makes me unreasonably happy

Chason

I'm just happy to see May is having a good time.

Kuragari

I like how the rind of half a watermelon over Sven’s pickled herring (&amp; meatballs) and the Barbie doll like nudity of May is just enough for Google to consider it adult.

Miyaa

FINALLY, I could sense their sexual tension since they began talking.

w00 dirty robots and fruit!

SpookyPenguin

After seeing this comic, my number of questions about AIs' sex lives has only increased.

Yonatan Zunger

I’m actually not sure it’s a watermelon. I thought it was a hat

Daniel Burnett

Whoa lol. Wow.

The Shadow's Lair

APPROVED

Jason Scott

I shipped this... I brought this on myself

David Hall

Ohh Momo is gonna be pissed.

orangejuicenut

and yet if it did end here I'd be 100% satisfied with it.

Lalo Martins

Oddly, despite the comic's title, I don't think I ever expected to see anything like... well, like this. Congrats on keeping me off-guard, Jeph.

Olivia Waters

GO GET SOME. I don't know what of, but SOME of it.

Buck Caldwell

Game of Bones confirmed!

MikeT

I... I... I'll see myself out now.

Chuck Dee

i mean well see it tomorrow

I love their different opinions of “weird”. Too much for Sven, a pleasant surprise for May.

Matt Grayson

Man, I saw the subject line of the email and was struck with overwhelming dread that this was it, the comic was finally over.

Loob brand lube, for all your lubing needs.

GregD

aw shit i just noticed the title

That certainly justified my dollar for this month!

Tom Carlson

So your content is no longer questionable then.

I NEED AN ADULT. Oh, shit, wait... I am one... I NEED ANOTHER ADULT.

Mister Cletus

This content seems questionable

Okay my brain's gonna need a minute Even the smartphone is like "okay no"

R L

Oh my god, the nunchuks

Fart Captor

!!! -- and here I thought the loss of That Damn Bird was a sign you'd mellowed.

Leaflemming

Hahaha!

Michael Voorhis

We got here, ladies and gentlemen, and variations thereupon. Took 4008 comics, but we finally got here.

Alexa

And now I can’t eat the watermelon I have in the fridge without feeling really lewd and needing a shower. Thanks.

Miyaa

Nonono. What the weird fuck. That was a *weird* fuck.

GregD

LOOB

Called it! But do they still not recognize each other?

Cliff

*tilt*

Colin McBride

S L I P P Y B O I

Vicki McLachlan

That escalated quickly....

Matt Grayson

Well, somebody better pick up that phone, because I called it!

Andrea Andrew

I said it first

JD

Any chance you can post the censored version too for comparison?

Terry Parry

whoa

Those poor, innocent watermelons. Know what else is weird? That I want to know more about how all that went down.

Celine Chamberlin

I WAS RIGHT! You all owe me money! I'll give you my PayPal address ASAP! :)

z

Jeph, you are a sick fuck. Thank you.

Alex Mullenix

I can't even react to this

JD

Wow. Just wow.

gatherer818

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?!

Lord Crusade