Cold Out There
Added 2019-05-19 04:28:51 +0000 UTCbrr
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And welcome to the Jam!
Shane Wegner
2019-05-22 16:43:33 +0000 UTCI wonder how many times "Sure, let's slam." has been said before sex and the sex then actually occurred. LOL
Kuragari
2019-05-20 15:36:52 +0000 UTCI just got your corner pun.
Vanestus
2019-05-20 04:41:56 +0000 UTCI don't think he can afford to make her a fighter jet.
Captain Button
2019-05-20 04:23:12 +0000 UTCI mean, May could save up and commission some upgrades from Union Robotics if necessary. They made, and I quote, "a huge metal dong" for Pintsize.
Danya Michael
2019-05-20 00:11:42 +0000 UTCBy the way, in panel 5 May makes an extremely Oglaf face.
Evgeniy Semyonov
2019-05-19 17:08:19 +0000 UTCIs there a robot equivalent of a sugar daddy?
Grant Swire
2019-05-19 17:01:25 +0000 UTCare they gonna bang? or attempt bang?
Grant Swire
2019-05-19 17:00:21 +0000 UTCYou can be as honest and upfront as you want. Doesn't necessarily mean that the other person is doing the same. And if you don't know them, it's easy to miss the cues that might tell you that they're not being totally honest.
Chuck Dee
2019-05-19 15:08:31 +0000 UTC"not coming off as creepy can be difficult because it's all based on some else's perception", perception that is strongly coloured by how attractive the other person finds you.
Mark
2019-05-19 12:33:43 +0000 UTCAI Star is Born
Evgeniy Semyonov
2019-05-19 12:15:44 +0000 UTCPintsize: "I am made of porn."
Carl Fink
2019-05-19 11:05:04 +0000 UTCcuz ur a perv. :p
Daryl Sawyer
2019-05-19 07:19:13 +0000 UTCWhy do I get this feeling this is going to be a Sven x May x Momo relationship?
Miyaa
2019-05-19 05:21:12 +0000 UTC"Dear May, I'm feeling torn between this cute guy at the gym and this gute guy in class. Which one should I chose?" "GAWD, JUST FUCK SOMEONE, YOU FUCKING FUCK!"
Bagge
2019-05-19 05:19:24 +0000 UTCSeriously, she's good on consent.
BobC
2019-05-19 05:02:21 +0000 UTCSix of one, half-dozen of the other...
Czarzhan
2019-05-19 04:58:46 +0000 UTCJust set up a stand: "Shrink your brain: $0.05"
BobC
2019-05-19 04:57:50 +0000 UTCOf course, she won't follow Dr. Corrine's rules: "Just go out and bang some dude" is one of the phrases you will never hear a psychiatrist say. Other such phrases include "I think the heroin is doing you a lot of good," and "Jesus, no WONDER your mother never loved you." https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=809
Captain Button
2019-05-19 04:52:24 +0000 UTCShe should write an 'Ask May I?' advice column for the local paper's website.
Captain Button
2019-05-19 04:50:06 +0000 UTCI recently came back to something I learned long ago: Only lay friends. One-night stands are easily destructive, unless you can make real friends that quickly. Mistakes become endings, rather than beginnings. But with friends, even a disastrous night together can become something to laugh about in the years to come. Seriously, this can be wonderful. More than once I've had friends snort beer out their noses when a friend-ex told our story. Friendship becomes absolutely necessary in a longer relationship. Only a true friend will tell you when you've totally ruined a sexy mood, then give you another chance. Getting laid is often little more than what close friends do for each other. The best sex I've ever had was FWB, since it was all gain with no loss.
BobC
2019-05-19 04:47:18 +0000 UTCI think May gets too many of her ideas about sex from porn. Or from Pintsize.
Captain Button
2019-05-19 04:39:29 +0000 UTCNow QC has a resident shrink. And it's May. Yeah, that will work out fine.
BobC
2019-05-19 04:38:13 +0000 UTCMaybe they're gonna bang Maybe they're going to collaborate on a reinvention of outlaw country music in the age of AIs (might be a greater chance of the first one, IDK)
Adam Friedlander
2019-05-19 04:38:11 +0000 UTCI still think May is coming on to Sven. "Hey wanna fuck?" (short paus) Internal monolog: "Fuck, the shit-dick didn't pick up on it."
Bagge
2019-05-19 04:37:06 +0000 UTCThe not being creepy is key, though for some people - myself occasionally included - not coming off as creepy can be difficult because it's all based on some else's perception.
Julienne Ignace
2019-05-19 04:35:10 +0000 UTCIn my experience, it's not easy to find people okay with that.
JD
2019-05-19 04:34:11 +0000 UTCAs long as the other person is into the same level of casual, it's usually that easy. At least, in my experience. The trick is being honest and up front without being creepy.
Am Queue
2019-05-19 04:33:16 +0000 UTCBaby it's cold outside...
Max D S
2019-05-19 04:32:11 +0000 UTCI wish getting laid was that easy...
JD
2019-05-19 04:32:00 +0000 UTC
