Honk Honk
Added 2019-05-15 02:53:59 +0000 UTCsick burns
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English borrowed from Yiddish
Chris Heg
2019-05-17 03:03:00 +0000 UTCI kind of recall thinking that May's predilection to odd metaphors was defensive preparation against this eventuality. She would try to tell everyone about it in great and graphic detail, but in such an obtuse manner that only Yelling Bird would understand what she was saying.
Some Ed
2019-05-16 02:26:58 +0000 UTCI feel like they deserve each other. Both assholes who are "trying" to be better.
SARA J DAVIS
2019-05-16 02:07:49 +0000 UTCMaven Blackbriar
Daryl Sawyer
2019-05-16 02:04:15 +0000 UTClmao, i can't imagine Hannalore having sex with Sven. who KNOWS where he's been? (many places. many, many places. just think of the potential GERMS, poor Hannelore might have a meltdown)
Satan
2019-05-16 01:47:16 +0000 UTCOh.. Oh Momo. No, Momo.
2019-05-15 23:08:36 +0000 UTCDaaaaaaaaaaaang
2019-05-15 20:30:32 +0000 UTCCaptain May-ven to you!
Stephen Smoogen
2019-05-15 20:28:15 +0000 UTCI could see May and Momo. Opposites attract, and they really do care about each other. I can't see Hannelore with any other human, as much as I would love for her to be able to. Her reflex to bodily fluids is far too strong.
awgiedawgie
2019-05-15 20:26:19 +0000 UTCSo, wait... Do they not remember meeting?
Cliff
2019-05-15 20:22:14 +0000 UTCThere's a Mar-vell / Marvel joke in there somewhere...
Cliff
2019-05-15 20:21:12 +0000 UTC'Maven' is also the name of Google's assassination AI work for the American DoD.
DF
2019-05-15 16:46:53 +0000 UTCMay will never be allowed to have sex because if she did she would immediately tell everyone about it in great and graphic detail, thereby opening doors that Jeph has discreetly kept shut.
2019-05-15 15:55:48 +0000 UTCI’ve loved May since she was introduced. I can’t see May and Sven as a couple. Sven and Momo, maybe. Even Sven and Hanalore when she returns from her walk about. (Someone will have to introduce Hanalore to sex. I can’t think of a better candidate than Sven.)
Philip D Jones
2019-05-15 15:09:57 +0000 UTCPhilip D Jones
2019-05-15 15:03:16 +0000 UTCI’m an open minded, liberal kind of guy, but I’m finding this human-robot sex thing is starting to get creepy. Particularly if the robot is not purpose-built for the task. Even then having an AI installed in a flesh-light is not something I want to contemplate. Also, maven is an English word.
Philip D Jones
2019-05-15 15:01:48 +0000 UTCotp
2019-05-15 13:29:40 +0000 UTCI wasn't sure how far down the cutting of letters to go. I originally had MaySven.. took out the S and thought Maven might be some character already in the canon.
Stephen Smoogen
2019-05-15 12:50:06 +0000 UTCI was more relating Sven to Brienne
MikeT
2019-05-15 12:41:56 +0000 UTCMaven?
Lasphy
2019-05-15 12:25:46 +0000 UTCWe now see the next couple in Questionable Content: May-ven. In this we will explore Sven gaining some modicum of self-awareness and May learning to care for another being. Oh what am I saying, we are just looking at pages of these as May and Sven stand by a wall.
Stephen Smoogen
2019-05-15 10:40:31 +0000 UTCDoes she even have a sister to bang, though?
Dean Reilly
2019-05-15 10:31:52 +0000 UTCWell, it's way better than Man or Men... Maen. On the other hand, Svay is dangerously close to Svaye, which was a disaster as we all know.
Evgeniy Semyonov
2019-05-15 09:24:49 +0000 UTCWe are calling this Svay, though, right?
Andrew Tate
2019-05-15 09:12:38 +0000 UTCHer “oh man did you just fall for that” isn’t bad either!
Andrew
2019-05-15 08:38:23 +0000 UTCI wonder if May will pull a Jaime Lannister here...
MikeT
2019-05-15 08:34:44 +0000 UTCSometimes? Why not beat the Christmas rush, and love her ALL the time? :)
Joseph Bonnar
2019-05-15 08:00:38 +0000 UTCGod, I love May, sometimes.
Stoodmuffin
2019-05-15 04:51:45 +0000 UTCIs it weird that of the characters on QC with effed up lives that Sven is the one I most want to see get their life together?
Erin Moriarty
2019-05-15 04:49:40 +0000 UTCYes.
Bagge
2019-05-15 04:47:44 +0000 UTCIf Sven has fans, does that make us an Obtuse Clown Posse?
Elf Sternberg
2019-05-15 04:36:59 +0000 UTCBoth of these idiots make some good points!
Diptych
2019-05-15 04:26:21 +0000 UTCI am deeply charmed by Sven feeling the need to demonstrate how a bow tie might spin. (...shit, is this how he gets you?)
Charlotte Grubbs
2019-05-15 03:40:31 +0000 UTCEh. I ship it.
Andrea Andrew
2019-05-15 03:27:03 +0000 UTCDid she like... stifle a giggle in the last panel? Shit, even May is not immune to that Sven smarm-charm
Bagge
2019-05-15 03:25:29 +0000 UTChooray for may
neato
2019-05-15 03:19:25 +0000 UTCObtuse clown.
Chris Heg
2019-05-15 03:14:58 +0000 UTCThat wasn't her being subtle...that was just Sven being dumb.
Shawn K. Younkin
2019-05-15 03:07:40 +0000 UTCBECLOWNED
R. Francis Smith
2019-05-15 03:04:21 +0000 UTCYES.
Buck Caldwell
2019-05-15 03:02:51 +0000 UTCWait. Was May just subtle? I've never before seen her kind of snark morph into that kind of subtle.
BobC
2019-05-15 03:01:05 +0000 UTCPanel four. May actually looks ... almost ... cute, in an insulting and condescending way.
Sleepy John
2019-05-15 03:00:02 +0000 UTC........ I feel like I shouldn't ship this.... But I kinda do. If only because of May's continual opportunities to clown on Sven
Alcaria Swain
2019-05-15 02:58:00 +0000 UTCIs it wrong that I'm starting to ship them?
JD
2019-05-15 02:57:28 +0000 UTCThat circle gesture is real nice, Jeph. Good work.
Alex Mullenix
2019-05-15 02:56:58 +0000 UTCHis immediate look of "I must reflect on my entire perception of my own intelligence" in panel 4 is wondrous.
Samantha Yeaman
2019-05-15 02:56:10 +0000 UTCOmigosh the expressions in the last panel xD
Stuart Telfer
2019-05-15 02:56:01 +0000 UTCSven is kinda dumb
Grace Kieser
2019-05-15 02:55:51 +0000 UTCsvlorp you dolt
2019-05-15 02:55:35 +0000 UTCSven you idiot
Lord Crusade
2019-05-15 02:55:29 +0000 UTC
