In my mind, I sang this to the tune of Old Town Road, and it mostly worked.
Cliff
2019-05-15 20:24:32 +0000 UTC
I suspect so! I wonder if he's started recording material himself?
Diptych
2019-05-15 04:27:23 +0000 UTC
"Oh, she's all blue and so am I, She'll kick my ass but I got to try, I got them want-to-jump-an-AI Blues..."
Sleepy John
2019-05-15 02:53:15 +0000 UTC
You know, Sven always used to write country songs for money... the irony of a Yankee songwriter churning out the art of the opposed culture. This is the first time I've seen him dressing cowboy. You think he's trying to go authentic?
Daryl Sawyer
2019-05-15 01:40:44 +0000 UTC
Virtually anything with May only ends in disaster. Most things with Sven end in disaster. I'm not sure I see a problem here. I mean, except for Momo. But maybe if she saw that even May can get some action by actually showing some interest and talking with people that Momo likes, maybe Momo could get up the nerve to do likewise. While that could be a disaster for May (I was *this* close to getting him to buy me a new chassis!), we all knew it was going to end in disaster for her anyway.
Some Ed
2019-05-15 00:46:05 +0000 UTC
Of course, but the question is whether it'll be because of him being an ass, or because of certain chassis limitations: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3302
Also, Patreon seem to have messed up the ability to post clickable links.
Peter Jensen
2019-05-14 19:29:25 +0000 UTC
Never Svay
ysth
2019-05-14 19:17:43 +0000 UTC
How did May get hold of a medical scanner from the <i>U.S.S. Enterprise</i>?
Trigon Manthree
2019-05-14 14:50:01 +0000 UTC
why (and how?)is may eating a chocolate bar?
Sarah Buisson
2019-05-14 12:53:14 +0000 UTC
The Svorn Identity
JPMK! {verb}
2019-05-14 12:20:49 +0000 UTC
How many months has it been since we last saw May? I think it was when Momo's hair got burnt off wasn't it?
2019-05-14 11:23:52 +0000 UTC
Svay? Maen?
Andrew Tate
2019-05-14 07:29:02 +0000 UTC
It's almost like he's designed to be hate-able
2019-05-14 07:15:39 +0000 UTC
As Reagan so famously said, "It's mourning in America!"
William Burns
2019-05-14 05:41:12 +0000 UTC
May might not remember the incident due to some memory dropouts from EMF: <br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/sd03nIs.png" width="200px">
William Burns
2019-05-14 05:37:23 +0000 UTC
I forgot about that! This needs to happen.
Everett Bradshaw
2019-05-14 05:32:41 +0000 UTC
Candy bar? To sniff?
William Burns
2019-05-14 05:31:05 +0000 UTC
The female population of the state will be equally divided between morning the loss and highfiving may. There might be a parade.
Bagge
2019-05-14 04:41:58 +0000 UTC
What is May doing? Is that a salt shaker in her hand?
If course, now I'm shipping May/Sven. She totally makes him her bottom.
Cliff
2019-05-14 04:39:49 +0000 UTC
Now, now. That's not entirely true.
That's the dick Momo wants.
Come on, May. Be nice to your friend. Be a wingman
https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3098
Bagge
2019-05-14 04:39:40 +0000 UTC
I MISSED May!
2019-05-14 04:34:27 +0000 UTC
Oh god this is a combination that ends ONLY in disaster.
Dylan T
2019-05-14 04:17:41 +0000 UTC
She'd end up ripping his dick off. lol
Kuragari
2019-05-14 04:14:45 +0000 UTC
I'm not your buddy, friend!
David Days
2019-05-14 04:06:56 +0000 UTC
They would make an interesting couple.
Mooster
2019-05-14 03:58:19 +0000 UTC
I'm not your buddy, pal!
Mark Hechim
2019-05-14 03:10:03 +0000 UTC
May!!! I’m so happy to see you again.
Andrea Andrew
2019-05-14 03:09:27 +0000 UTC
i hate his bolo tie so fucjking much adjnfusensdknl
neato
2019-05-14 03:05:40 +0000 UTC
SHIP IT SHIP IT SHIP IT DO IT
orangejuicenut
2019-05-14 02:58:36 +0000 UTC
Sniffing rubber cement?
Clifton Royston
2019-05-14 02:52:38 +0000 UTC
Is May smelling a pepper shaker?
2019-05-14 02:46:20 +0000 UTC
I do you one better! What is Sven!?
Grace Kieser
2019-05-14 02:40:44 +0000 UTC
Oh I missed May.
2019-05-14 02:36:05 +0000 UTC
I could never see the point of that question. What you want to do is what matters.
2019-05-14 02:35:40 +0000 UTC
Wait. He's over Faye? Could this be the Return of the Svengali?
Oh, hell: His closest target is May. This won't end well.
BobC
2019-05-14 02:31:15 +0000 UTC
Momo would be PISSED. She's had a thing for Sven for forever.
Charlotte Grubbs
2019-05-14 02:30:11 +0000 UTC
Who is Sven? I'll do you one better. WHY is Sven?
Samantha Yeaman
2019-05-14 02:30:06 +0000 UTC
No, that is Steven
Shawn K. Younkin
2019-05-14 02:27:50 +0000 UTC
And here we all welcome May's surliness.
Rooty-Toot-Toot
2019-05-14 02:26:39 +0000 UTC
No ship! No ship!
Matt Grayson
2019-05-14 02:25:41 +0000 UTC
I hope May knocks some sense into him.
Brian
2019-05-14 02:25:38 +0000 UTC
I really hope Sven had changed for the better. I want to see him be healthy and happy.