Sanitary Conditions

Beans for the bear king

Colin

Teddy plays better with the bear theme, but yeah, FDR said that.

Dan Isaacs

Has Jeph ever *not* been trolling us?

Captain Button

OK, I'll ask the question if nobody else will: Is Jeph trolling us?

BobC

think I might use "Full Body Hair Net" as the name of my Tom Jones tribute band. any objections, Jeph??

Joe

sadly, Raccoon Chef was cancelled when he kept asking for that guy's eye.

Peter McDevitt

Hey! If it was an AI raccoon, the whole body net could be a Faraday cage!

Holly Nelson

boy, the last phrase I expected to read today was "full body hair net".

Joe

I gotta say, Faye is looking radiantly beautiful and very happy, but I would take relationship advice from a tree stump before I would from her. Everything she has she owes to Bubbles being able to hold perfectly still while very near till Faye finally got the picture. She is not the very sharpest tool in the kit. Several mallets in the kit are sharper, in fact. Perfectly smart, you understand. Just not real perceptive.

Raccoon chef for bonus comic!

Jason Doege

Quiet narc!!! Snitches get stitches!!

Shawn K. Younkin

HAH!! GREAT recall!!

Shawn K. Younkin

So, i guess now we know that an American Ratatouille would star a raccoon... what would we call it?

Of course, we have seen have previously seen a <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1285" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">moocher bear on the run.</a>

Captain Button

Well now I want to see Pintsize as a raccoon furry short order cook.

Summer Sudbrink

This from the Department of Pettifoggery: Faye attributed the quotation to the wrong Roosevelt.

Jerry K. Sweeney

"Talk softly and carry a big bear; you will go far." ― Theodore Roosevelt

kaitou

Faye has half a dozen raccoons working illegally at Union Robotics.

Dean Reilly

We don't have bears around here but the racoons are really helpful for the cherry harvest. The tree was picked completely clean one morning!

mano

Or maybe shorter: “The things that will destroy America are bears." ― Theodore Roosevelt

Bagge

Andre the Giant, 'cause Princess Bride.

Jason Zions

(Don't use bears, Theodore)

Bagge

I feel like every other cartoon Jeph brings up a concept that I'd love to see as a spinoff

Erin Moriarty

(Isn't that right, Paddington)

Bagge

“Never throughout history has a bear who lived a life of ease left a name worth remembering.” ― Theodore Roosevelt

Bagge

“A vote is like a bear: its usefulness depends upon the character of the user.” ― Theodore Roosevelt

Bagge

“The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first and love of soft living and the get-rich-quick theory of bears.” ― Theodore Roosevelt

Bagge

Raccoontouille!

I'm ready for a raccoon chef spin-off

Mordaeus

I vote for Raccoon Chef for the next bonus comic!

Erin Hartshorn

I'm surprised that the question there is 'lower employment prospects?' and not 'acromegaly?'. I mean I looked it up, but it leads me to think they've had a previous conversation about acromegaly for some reason.

It was Eleanor Roosevelt: "Just do it"

Minzoku Bokumetsu

that's the joke!

Jeph Jacques

Wrong Roosevelt haha

That was Franklin Delano, not Teddy.

Brian