Staring Daggers

I would totally pay $13 for a WTF latte.

Will Weaver

She's staring at him kris-eyed. How can I be the first person to make this pun?

Ruth Merriam

The blade is hidden in the portafilter handle.

Look, Marten, think of it this way. If you go gray or white, you can totally dye your hair all the fun colors without bleaching it into next century.

LaPrimaNerda (Sarah Davis)

NOW I want a dagger latte!

I started shaving my head 20 years ago because of "helmet hair", and even though I'd no longer have that problem if I let it grow back, I keep it shaved just because I'd no longer have that problem...

BobC

Scarlatte (It’s red, you see)

Summer Sudbrink

So it’s cool for Dora to rib Martin for being sensitive about his age but if Martin does it he’s gonna get stabbed? K

SheepFace2000

"How do you make a latte with a dagger?" Dunno, just take a stab at it I guess.

Thomas Boys

Used to? I'm going to bet she's got both.

Lightsabr2

A bit like Fay in that regard

Bagge

He isn't, he really isn't

Bagge

That doesn't QUITE work with their new, customer friendly image

Bagge

Dora can dish it out but she can't take it.

Alcaria Swain

Given that she used to have the sword for that, the dagger counts as de-escalation

Bagge

Is 69 the price, or is it the good advice itself? 😉

Marty. Buddy. You're more intelligent than that.

Dylan T

You make a latte with a dagger any damn way you want to.

Sleepy John

"Affagato - NO" hahaha

thefinaldegree

Troof.

Matt

*flick* "Say that again, mon ami."

darklion

I'm the discount advice only $1 (I started going grey in my mid-20's and I'm beginning to resemble Gandalf in my 50's)

SpookyPenguin

Huh. So it's Krismas in the QC universe?

BobC

I'm about to turn 50, and I cleverly avoided grey hair by losing it, yeah.

R. Francis Smith

When Dora first met Jim, she was about 25-26. Sam appears to have barely aged (mind you, we haven't seen Sam in awhile so she could be starting college or some such thing) so I'm guessing at most, 2-3 years have passed.

Krista Elliott

I guess the advice also needs to come in the WTF size.

kaitou

He hasn't. His mom has a bunch of clone tanks in a secret mountain base, like the Venture Brothers.

Captain Button

I read that as a burst vessel from Captain FootInMouth’s comment.

William Hanna

Nice Redeye Dora...did you get that from Spooky?

Shawn K. Younkin

Change what? He is in a good place, has a good job, and a GREAT girl. Maybe he can propose to her...but other than that not everyone needs changes. :)

Shawn K. Younkin

The knife is used as a foam scrape.

Jeff Hartley

Maybe knowing he's getting older will motivate him to start making some changes? probably not tho

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

Our boy's in trouble.

R L

the dagger is used to murder bad customers, shes basically a one woman sweeney todd/mrs lovett combo

I'm 33. I lost all my hair at 19. I feel for ya Marten.

William Davy

It's seriously weird to see these twenty something's panicking about how old they are.

Mitchell Sealy

Do not stab Mr. Burny. High pressure, high temperature, and electricity do not play nicely with daggers.

Matt Grayson

the dagger's not for making lattes, it's for the customers who request a "good advice" for $69

LH

How old are they supposed to be anyway? I know there's not a 1:1 time ratio but I don't remember either of them celebrating a birthday...

Peter McDevitt

...how has Martin even survived to this age, let alone puberty, with a mouth that seems to be completely disconnected from his brain?

z

Laugh line. It's not a wrinkle, it's a laugh line and uh... please put the knife down... Non-ceremonial blood is bad for karma!