Be a bun for her, then you might get the chance...
onitake
2019-03-22 22:13:01 +0000 UTC
Well, Faye seemed to think she could make money with a webcam and cake, so it seems plausible Roko could do it with a webcam and bread...
Am Queue
2019-03-20 03:53:48 +0000 UTC
Then we see her wrap herself in dough and roll into the oven. Belatedly realizing it will melt her butt emblem.
BobC
2019-03-16 02:18:51 +0000 UTC
Why did you think she was referring to the sourdough? She meant that it would be embarrassing for both her and Elliot.
awgiedawgie
2019-03-15 22:45:59 +0000 UTC
Now, I wouldn't mind getting a piece of Roko's buns.
2019-03-15 13:44:54 +0000 UTC
Well, *someone* had to take over now that Yelling Bird is gone.
Derrik Pates
2019-03-15 02:41:06 +0000 UTC
I was thinking the same thing, but about blushing Roko in panel 4.
Joe
2019-03-15 02:13:25 +0000 UTC
AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED
Daryl Sawyer
2019-03-15 01:37:51 +0000 UTC
Oh wow, sensualbaking.com. Videos of Rokko baking bread. Part cooking show, part porn.
Daryl Sawyer
2019-03-15 01:37:08 +0000 UTC
lol, and I love how Elliot reacts. They really are friends.
Daryl Sawyer
2019-03-15 01:35:20 +0000 UTC
Maybe sourdough just needs a good erotic encounter to cheer it up?
Ted Van Roekel
2019-03-15 01:10:50 +0000 UTC
Seriously Renee at least fucking apologise don’t just throw out passive aggressive comments and leave someone else to do it for you.
SheepFace2000
2019-03-14 19:28:27 +0000 UTC
All those ignorant people who people think "sour" means an unpleasant personality.
Captain Button
2019-03-14 14:25:34 +0000 UTC
Why would the sourdough be embarrassed?
Summer Sudbrink
2019-03-14 14:03:15 +0000 UTC
Just in passing, I would love to be able to turn down my dermal sensitivity sometimes. It would be nice to turn hearing and smell down at others. In fact, sometimes it would be nice to have the world rendered as wireframe illustrations, labels, and text blocks. There is a guy in an old Joanna Russ sf novel who has a helmet that does something like that. It always sounded good to me.
The two times it would be useful would be around people with low signal to noise ratios, and around charming, attractive people who you were trying to evaluate for something other than charm and attractiveness. Come to think of it, it would also be useful around unpleasant, ugly people who you were trying to evaluate for something other than charm and attractiveness.
2019-03-14 13:57:23 +0000 UTC
Curing body dysphoria through fetishes. Sasuga.
2019-03-14 13:12:31 +0000 UTC
If it was a 90's romcom Elliot would stumble into some stupid, but funny situation, ending with him losing his shirt and being covered in flour/dough.
Oh, wait, it's just a regular fanfiction. Carry on.
Evgeniy Semyonov
2019-03-14 12:50:40 +0000 UTC
I thought that she was pretty damned sweet in the first panel of the date-with-Pintsize strip-
<a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3690" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3690</a>
Mark
2019-03-14 11:40:15 +0000 UTC
Well I guess the Sourdough will be ruined, in the sense that they would then have to market it as Acutely-embarrassed-dough.
Andrew
2019-03-14 08:42:42 +0000 UTC
I'm sure soon people will be paying to come watch her bake!
Andrew
2019-03-14 08:40:46 +0000 UTC
Me too, Renee. Me too.
Dylan T
2019-03-14 08:24:14 +0000 UTC
Soooo... Roko now has TWO pro bono gigs. Fun and all, but unless crushbot's insurance was outstanding she will soon have to take up May on getting a foot into the convenience store gig.
Or maybe Melon has an opening in....... WHATEVER it is she does
Bagge
2019-03-14 06:49:05 +0000 UTC
But since she recently quit her job and the AI advocacy doesn't pay much, she also kneads the dough.
Dean Reilly
2019-03-14 06:41:59 +0000 UTC
Well, panel 2 Renee is a fascinating psychological study.
Diptych
2019-03-14 05:30:29 +0000 UTC
sweetest Roko ever in panel 3.
2019-03-14 04:51:22 +0000 UTC
Clearly, it's very much triggered by smell, but there is certainly a tactile element to it as well. And I'm sure butter just amplifies everything, because everything's better with butter.
awgiedawgie
2019-03-14 04:37:49 +0000 UTC
Bah, where is the fun in that?
Bagge
2019-03-14 04:36:54 +0000 UTC
I get more curious every time it comes up. Like, is it texture-based?
Mordaeus
2019-03-14 04:24:26 +0000 UTC
loafgasm
SpookyPenguin
2019-03-14 04:05:06 +0000 UTC
AI's are probably more sanitary than humans in most respects, so there's that.
Mitchell Sealy
2019-03-14 03:40:08 +0000 UTC
Wait, for Roku, is the proper term breadgasm, doughgasm, or hot-cross-bun-flashes ?
Bartley J Drood
2019-03-14 03:39:56 +0000 UTC
Umm, will the health inspector approve of this?
Captain Button
2019-03-14 03:29:52 +0000 UTC
Frame 3, Roko. FWEEEE!!!
allanfranta
2019-03-14 03:18:32 +0000 UTC
PB&J on seeded rye
Tim Williams
2019-03-14 03:03:07 +0000 UTC
What? We already knew Roko kneads bread!
BobC
2019-03-14 03:00:42 +0000 UTC
It is as long as you’re being trained/taught
2019-03-14 02:54:50 +0000 UTC
I ship Roko x Sourdough. New OTP of Questionable Content.
Samantha Yeaman
2019-03-14 02:52:43 +0000 UTC
Does American Law allow for unpaid apprenticeships? I guess maybe on the paperwork he'll just call her an intern or something, but unpaid labor is setting off warning bells for me. If they want to do this for free they can do this on their personal time, without The Boss collecting all the profits.
Mitchell Sealy
2019-03-14 02:51:11 +0000 UTC
I am Renee once per day on average, I think...
Jason Rock
2019-03-14 02:51:05 +0000 UTC
Fluids.
Gary Walker
2019-03-14 02:50:51 +0000 UTC
Plain sourdough is great, but have you ever had sourdough brioche? ;)
Dracon Atrox
2019-03-14 02:50:38 +0000 UTC
sourdough is the best bread and i will fucking fight to the death on this hill