Beepatrice Tries

I wonder if it's the mechanical equivalent of smacking someone who's having "hysterics."

Danya Michael

I thought they were all Anthro-PCs? Is that just a model or brand name?

Brian

No, but Gary is. You can see that by the way he sits on peoples’ heads.

Brian

You can always ask Jack Daniels or Jim Beam to do that for you.

Brian

He and his human companion had a big blowout over the adoption of systemd. Now he's been looking into dual-booting BSD, and spends most of his days arguing on kernel mailing lists.

I want to know how Neck^H^H^H^H Heatsinkbot is doing.

Captain Button

You're confusing "hard reset" with "factory reset".

awgiedawgie

That's why the skirts with pockets on Amazon show pictures of the wearer with their hands actually <i>in</i> the pockets. Sort of reassures you that they are real pockets.

awgiedawgie

They could, but you might not enjoy the headache you'd have when you woke up.

awgiedawgie

OK, that's just weird.... Awesome, but weird.

awgiedawgie

I like Beeps, that's cute. Also gentlemanly antithesis of Pintsize. LOL

Kuragari

I was just thinking that about myself!

Hugh Eckert

I'm happy to see another classic AnthroPC unit like Pintsize. I'm glad he's not the only one left rocking that look.

Yeah, this is why I don't order clothes online. I've been burned by the fake pockets!

Susan K. Jolly

That would be Format and Reinstall.

Matt Grayson

I wonder if Beepatrice is the same person after a hard reset. Perhaps what we are seeing is someone undergoing assisted suicide and replacement by an almost identical person as a way of dispelling embarrassment. If so, it might possibly be worth it.

But fake pockets are a real thing.

Captain Button

And in the file cabinet bind them.

Summer Sudbrink

One clip to reset them all...

Summer Sudbrink

What has it got in its pocketses? A paperclip perhaps?

Summer Sudbrink

Beep@rice is clearly my favorite character in QC-verse for now.

Evgeniy Semyonov

#whonever #endlessapologyloop

Lalo Martins

Maybe not "in use" but we can at least see the pockets. They're there on that seam!

Diptych

Is that a dildo in her pocket or is she... oh wait yep definitely is.

Andrew

Saying the skirt has pockets but not showing them in use is a bit like her saying Dumbledore is gay.

Lee Kinkade

Huh, skirt pockets... neat.

Vanestus

Oh she literally is asking someone to shut her down ok. I wish someone could do that to me when my anxiety went out of control like that.

Dylan T

Amazing!

Maz Dixon

Roko is having the best day. :-(

Bagge

Or his secret identity...

Captain Button

Dress with Pockets - Wondrous Item, Varies (uncommon, legendary) <a href="https://twitter.com/DropTheDie/status/988612013252337664/photo/1" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/DropTheDie/status/988612013252337664/photo/1</a>

Captain Button

What has it got in its nasty little pocketteses?

Captain Button

Is that another Pintsize-type APC? And a dapper one, at that! I want to know his name!

Everett Bradshaw

Nowhere on THIS planet.

Ian Wolfe

Progress!!

Minzoku Bokumetsu

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a censored version of "cockatrice," so I just sub "beep" for "cock."

Benzy

Back of her neck I would imagine. Don't know why, but that just seems like the place to put that button.

Mitchell Sealy

Where on Earth does the paperclip go?

JPMK! {verb}

Just curious. Who pronounces her name “Bee-Patrice” and who pronounces her name “Beep-atrice”?

Populuxe

OMG POCKET SKIRT WHERE DO I GET THIS

spectria.limina

I wanna start a reasonably priced clothing chain store called "Pockets" and all it stocks is women's clothes with functional pockets. Gotta be a goldmine idea, right?

Torrid :)

Chuck Dee

I want a reset button too. =P

Skirt with pockets: proof, if needed, that QC is not realistic fiction.

Gary Walker

Skirts with pockets do not exist. Designers don’t care if people are begging with tears in their eyes for skirts with pockets. They have decided skirts don’t get pockets so you’re just SOL.

Populuxe

Pockets? Arthur? Arthur? Pockets?

Danny Beans

OMG it's Pintsize's dapper, sophisticated cousin. ...commence the overly complicated back-history Jeph

MikeT

Not that I can recall, other than the spider one...also, we don't know if they work there, they may just be Beepatrice's hard reset AI companion.

Shawn K. Younkin

Skirts with pockets are just the best.

drone r0m-3

Is Beepatrice CANADIAN??

Shawn K. Younkin

There will never not be a "user paperclip to hard reset" option

Jonathan V

Skirt with pockets?! It is the future!

Errol Lobo

*gasp* An Anthro-PC and not simply a robot! It's been FOREVER!

Boter Bug

Is that the Anthro-pc Pintsize had sex with?

Sally Fields

I wonder if that pintsize-looking dude has a pintsize-sounding potty mouth

LH

Have we've ever seen a classic anthro pc with a real job before?

JD

Ooh, a classic looking anthro-pc. We haven't seen one of them in a while!

Chris Hewson

The best detail is that, even at this point in technological evolution, you still need a paperclip to perform a hard reset!

Cliff

hello, dapper Pintsize. guess they DO still make Chibi-Anthros...

Peter McDevitt