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Waaaait what? Where?

Erin Moriarty

That would bring us right back around to the accidental cattle mutilation from a while back.

William Cole

itz all buttz buttz buttz & toyz toyz toyz up in here ...

Joe

We can excuse the grammatical errors, because putting that many double-entendres in one sentence deserves a standing ovation.

awgiedawgie

A vagina dentata sex toy sounds... marketable, frankly.

Bagge

Fixing that Dildo for Melon turned out to be the gateway gig that opened the door for more business. Who would have guessed?

Bagge

Please, please, please make sure Barry never gets his hands on that thing

Bagge

That thread was a rollercoaster.

J.M. Hall

How else would you test it's safety to NOT tearing off arms other than to put you arm in it?

Shawn K. Younkin

not-Vagina Dentata

jeff fearnow

all of those words are so appropriate.

jeff fearnow

Thank you very much for linking me to that. Gonna make the meeting I'm about to go into way less stressful. Like, "I've got bigger things I'm wrestling with right now. Like if rigor mortis applies to severed limbs. And if a dick is a limb."

Sarah Walker

Development of Ill-advised Research Projects. DIRP, if you will.

Trigon Manthree

Between this and <a href="https://twitter.com/Iron_Spike/status/1101940311222292481" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Spike's lovely thread about a necrophiliac geisha</a>, I think I've hit my "dismemberment, focus on 'member'" limit for the week ...

Peter Jensen

My question is, why did he have his arm in the vibrator?

Tom B

I love how protective Bubbles is of Faye. :)

A "Department of Inadvisably Applied Magic", as per Discworld, perhaps?

I'm now imagining one person using this sleeve simultaneously with the incendiary then exploding vibrator from yesterday's bonus strip. "Ouch" doesn't seem to cover it.

Mark

Yeah, I'm definitely getting a strange vibe from it.

Thomas Boys

I mean there has been a few surges, but it seems like there has been a steady raise in the numbers we see in the current releases

Drakoo Dreamer

It took me a minute to see that was the remnant of the supervisor's (former) arm sticking out of it, and that they hadn't actually designed a masturbation device with large aggressive teeth on it. With Beepatrice's company I was considering it a possibility.

Clifton Royston

Lately?

Hedgie

Ah, the Bobbitt model. Vibrator, food processor, and garbage disposal all in one.

Summer Sudbrink

Business is booming, finally, it seems.

EnterTheHero

Robot repair must be a booming industry in this town with as many bizarre accidents as those two have dealt with so far.

Kinda Squirrely

Now I am wondering if there are used AI body lots, or a black market in them.

Captain Button

Does Smif have a joint venture with industry in "Ill-advised Research and Development Projects"?

Captain Button

There are alot of sex toys lately.

Drakoo Dreamer

I think that sleeve is also not robot-safe.

Carl Fink

While we all have a good laugh at the masturbatory dismemberment joke, it's worth noting that Roko's inability to acclimate to her new body may be a much bigger issue than we thought. I was expecting her to get accustomed eventually and everything would be cool, but now that we know Beepatrice never did acclimate to her second body, I'm not so sure. More importantly, Roko now knows it's a possibility she might not acclimate. There are a lot of directions the story can take now, many of them not good for Roko.

Populuxe

These are devices in development. Presumably Beepatrice and the gang work out all the kinks in the design before they hit the open market.

Mitchell Sealy

Hey, this is why they're being tested by AIs.

Rob Vary

What kind of masturbation sleeve isn't human-safe?!

Dean Reilly

Every universe has *something* wrong with it. Travel to the QC universe and you get awesome AI bots but also exploding dildos and masturbatory devices that can take your arm off.

drone r0m-3

Well, they used to say that masturbating would put your eye out. This kind of ups the ante.

awgiedawgie

The path to functional teledildonics is hard and tight.

BobC

I love these people.

R L

That's not what they meant when they said "Disarm it".

That surgeon would be confused: "how exactly did you get your dick ripped off again?"

Terry Parry

Faye is correct.

Matt Grayson

That... escalated quickly.

Max D S

why does that even go up to 11

Cody Renton

I don’t like where this is going

Brian


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