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Waaaait what? Where?
Erin Moriarty
2019-03-05 05:51:49 +0000 UTCThat would bring us right back around to the accidental cattle mutilation from a while back.
William Cole
2019-03-05 03:15:37 +0000 UTCitz all buttz buttz buttz & toyz toyz toyz up in here ...
Joe
2019-03-05 01:43:20 +0000 UTCWe can excuse the grammatical errors, because putting that many double-entendres in one sentence deserves a standing ovation.
awgiedawgie
2019-03-05 01:21:46 +0000 UTCA vagina dentata sex toy sounds... marketable, frankly.
Bagge
2019-03-05 00:41:11 +0000 UTCFixing that Dildo for Melon turned out to be the gateway gig that opened the door for more business. Who would have guessed?
Bagge
2019-03-05 00:40:37 +0000 UTCPlease, please, please make sure Barry never gets his hands on that thing
Bagge
2019-03-05 00:38:38 +0000 UTCThat thread was a rollercoaster.
J.M. Hall
2019-03-05 00:18:41 +0000 UTCHow else would you test it's safety to NOT tearing off arms other than to put you arm in it?
Shawn K. Younkin
2019-03-04 22:23:33 +0000 UTCnot-Vagina Dentata
jeff fearnow
2019-03-04 22:00:35 +0000 UTCall of those words are so appropriate.
jeff fearnow
2019-03-04 21:59:42 +0000 UTCThank you very much for linking me to that. Gonna make the meeting I'm about to go into way less stressful. Like, "I've got bigger things I'm wrestling with right now. Like if rigor mortis applies to severed limbs. And if a dick is a limb."
Sarah Walker
2019-03-04 21:07:19 +0000 UTCDevelopment of Ill-advised Research Projects. DIRP, if you will.
Trigon Manthree
2019-03-04 19:06:36 +0000 UTCBetween this and <a href="https://twitter.com/Iron_Spike/status/1101940311222292481" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Spike's lovely thread about a necrophiliac geisha</a>, I think I've hit my "dismemberment, focus on 'member'" limit for the week ...
Peter Jensen
2019-03-04 15:18:54 +0000 UTCMy question is, why did he have his arm in the vibrator?
Tom B
2019-03-04 14:20:58 +0000 UTCI love how protective Bubbles is of Faye. :)
2019-03-04 14:00:00 +0000 UTCA "Department of Inadvisably Applied Magic", as per Discworld, perhaps?
2019-03-04 13:58:41 +0000 UTCI'm now imagining one person using this sleeve simultaneously with the incendiary then exploding vibrator from yesterday's bonus strip. "Ouch" doesn't seem to cover it.
Mark
2019-03-04 13:45:02 +0000 UTCYeah, I'm definitely getting a strange vibe from it.
Thomas Boys
2019-03-04 08:52:31 +0000 UTCI mean there has been a few surges, but it seems like there has been a steady raise in the numbers we see in the current releases
Drakoo Dreamer
2019-03-04 08:08:37 +0000 UTCIt took me a minute to see that was the remnant of the supervisor's (former) arm sticking out of it, and that they hadn't actually designed a masturbation device with large aggressive teeth on it. With Beepatrice's company I was considering it a possibility.
Clifton Royston
2019-03-04 06:27:13 +0000 UTCLately?
Hedgie
2019-03-04 05:02:22 +0000 UTCAh, the Bobbitt model. Vibrator, food processor, and garbage disposal all in one.
Summer Sudbrink
2019-03-04 04:48:17 +0000 UTCBusiness is booming, finally, it seems.
EnterTheHero
2019-03-04 04:42:54 +0000 UTCRobot repair must be a booming industry in this town with as many bizarre accidents as those two have dealt with so far.
Kinda Squirrely
2019-03-04 04:35:01 +0000 UTCNow I am wondering if there are used AI body lots, or a black market in them.
Captain Button
2019-03-04 04:26:52 +0000 UTCDoes Smif have a joint venture with industry in "Ill-advised Research and Development Projects"?
Captain Button
2019-03-04 04:26:05 +0000 UTCThere are alot of sex toys lately.
Drakoo Dreamer
2019-03-04 04:26:05 +0000 UTCI think that sleeve is also not robot-safe.
Carl Fink
2019-03-04 04:15:18 +0000 UTCWhile we all have a good laugh at the masturbatory dismemberment joke, it's worth noting that Roko's inability to acclimate to her new body may be a much bigger issue than we thought. I was expecting her to get accustomed eventually and everything would be cool, but now that we know Beepatrice never did acclimate to her second body, I'm not so sure. More importantly, Roko now knows it's a possibility she might not acclimate. There are a lot of directions the story can take now, many of them not good for Roko.
Populuxe
2019-03-04 04:10:54 +0000 UTCThese are devices in development. Presumably Beepatrice and the gang work out all the kinks in the design before they hit the open market.
Mitchell Sealy
2019-03-04 04:06:10 +0000 UTCHey, this is why they're being tested by AIs.
Rob Vary
2019-03-04 04:04:36 +0000 UTCWhat kind of masturbation sleeve isn't human-safe?!
Dean Reilly
2019-03-04 04:02:56 +0000 UTCEvery universe has *something* wrong with it. Travel to the QC universe and you get awesome AI bots but also exploding dildos and masturbatory devices that can take your arm off.
drone r0m-3
2019-03-04 03:55:20 +0000 UTCWell, they used to say that masturbating would put your eye out. This kind of ups the ante.
awgiedawgie
2019-03-04 03:50:09 +0000 UTCThe path to functional teledildonics is hard and tight.
BobC
2019-03-04 03:49:49 +0000 UTCI love these people.
R L
2019-03-04 03:47:44 +0000 UTCThat's not what they meant when they said "Disarm it".
2019-03-04 03:45:28 +0000 UTCThat surgeon would be confused: "how exactly did you get your dick ripped off again?"
Terry Parry
2019-03-04 03:44:04 +0000 UTCFaye is correct.
Matt Grayson
2019-03-04 03:41:29 +0000 UTCThat... escalated quickly.
Max D S
2019-03-04 03:40:57 +0000 UTCwhy does that even go up to 11
Cody Renton
2019-03-04 03:40:47 +0000 UTCI don’t like where this is going
Brian
2019-03-04 03:39:40 +0000 UTC
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