Beepatrice's Other Job

Wait...why wasn't she in the bombproof dildo hutch then?

jimfromtx

i hope in due time we get this exact comic but it's claire at her new job at the dildo factory

Kurt Lewis

Y'know... it might have been about 4-5x funnier if she'd have just said "Performs as Expected"... ;)

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Or Apple.

awgiedawgie

TOP comment!!

Shawn K. Younkin

OOOOOH. I get it. She works for Samsung.

Timothy Mann

There are dildos and dildon'ts.

Kuragari

That will teach you to use the wrong lube.

Jim Feldman

Gotta love Beepatrice. <a href="https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3883" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3883</a>

you know, you really should take your hot dogs out of the microwave before they burst like that.

Peter McDevitt

Ahh, brings back memories of Portal turret testing :)

Andrew

Quantum-Fetish-Entanglement? The lesser known branch of quantum engineering.

Andrew

oh right. i didn't think it was a skinny upside down penis at all nope.

skinnybdink

That’s “as expected?”

EnterTheHero

Carry-on luggage only.

Chris Heg

Best bang for the buck.

Sleepy John

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Captain Button

I have concerns

Bagge

Maybe Jeph is ultra-receptive to this, and his brain is like “Ooh another fetish, must draw!”.

Andrew

This is my fault. Some years ago I was told "In [US_state] it is illegal to sell sex toys but legal to sell fireworks, while in [adjoining_US_state] it is illegal to sell fireworks, but legal to sell sex toys." I immediately asked "But what about sex toys that are also fireworks?" Of course, I thereby created the fetish for that, per the laws of Quantum Fetish Mechanics. <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=715" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=715</a>

Captain Button

Evidently, the failed ones just lie there and buzz.

BobC

And then it turns out this lab is underneath Roko's apartment. "My floor!" "Oh, hello Roko!"

Jason Rock

Better this than some kind of exfoliating bar designed to clean the vagina.

Miyaa

It was made by Apple and has a lithium battery in it?

kaitou

It's like a game of countdown...can YOU get off before the dildo FINISHES you off?

Shawn K. Younkin

Assault dildos, patent pending Pintsize Industries. Pull the pin and wait 3 minutes.

Summer Sudbrink

I think it was Asimov who said it first — the main point of making humanoid robots is so that they can use tools and accessories designed for humans.

Lalo Martins

Guaranteed for the life of the user.

Al Hunt

The smoke is a heart! 🖤

Morgan V

Why the nose cutout on the safety glasses, though?

Leak

Sounds like something that would be right up Oglaf's alley...

Leak

I'm... Concerned

Kinda Squirrely

I think someone has misunderstood "make me feel hot".

Frank Wales

I love this way too much.

Yonatan Zunger

I love Beepatrice!

Anton

Hot.

Gary Walker

For a bot that likes a little heat pleasure?

Max D S

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Cody Renton

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "AS EXPECTED"?!

JPMK! {verb}

Flaming dildo. Don't think I've seen that in a webcomic before.

gatherer818

Someone(s) *want(s)* that!?

Benzy

What an explosive reveal!

Andrea Andrew