Puns Intended
Added 2019-02-27 03:10:35 +0000 UTCa buttfor
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$60 for two ounces of 420 you say? Bargain!
2019-03-01 14:48:09 +0000 UTCPretty sure it’s just two?
Brian
2019-03-01 06:28:36 +0000 UTC"Melon Baller" has sooo many layers going on.
2019-02-28 21:22:12 +0000 UTCPath of Exile won't allow numbers in characters names, but SynthShinefourtwenty was open. WAS...
2019-02-28 07:05:52 +0000 UTCpun indented.
Sleepy John
2019-02-28 01:33:35 +0000 UTCSynthShine420 is going to be someone's username shortly.
Kuragari
2019-02-28 00:44:19 +0000 UTCWouldn't she give herself testicles with a melon baller?
Dan Isaacs
2019-02-28 00:21:30 +0000 UTCYeah, but how many would do it right?
Valraven
2019-02-27 21:36:40 +0000 UTCthere's probably any number of folks that'd give her a good buttfing for free ... I'll see myself out.
Joe
2019-02-27 18:02:55 +0000 UTCInteresting. I can't imagine you burn through a lot of that stuff in a year, though ;-)
Al Hunt
2019-02-27 16:13:54 +0000 UTCCould be worse. Real Swiss watch oil is like $30 for 2cc. Also, butt buffing might be a service they could offer humans AND humanoid robots.
Jim Feldman
2019-02-27 15:51:54 +0000 UTCSomebody stop me... :D
Summer Sudbrink
2019-02-27 14:27:08 +0000 UTCShe wants the emblem shiny in case she gets crushed again. For posteriority.
Summer Sudbrink
2019-02-27 14:26:49 +0000 UTCI guess a buttfing is a type of Heinlich maneuver?
Summer Sudbrink
2019-02-27 14:25:57 +0000 UTCWhile they're doing the buttfing, they can give her a thorough system cheek.
Summer Sudbrink
2019-02-27 14:24:47 +0000 UTCIt's good that she's taking care of her chAssis.
Summer Sudbrink
2019-02-27 14:23:22 +0000 UTCIt's a kind of abuttoir.
Gary Walker
2019-02-27 10:46:36 +0000 UTC“WAXY” That’s what is written across Melon’s shorts. “Wax Jobs” now a side business with “Sprays”
2019-02-27 09:34:23 +0000 UTCJeph gotta save something for the monthly bonus strip
Dean Reilly
2019-02-27 08:55:25 +0000 UTCI have a stupide question : how do you keep track of how each IA speek ?
Sarah Buisson
2019-02-27 08:24:31 +0000 UTCThat's why it's so expensive.
awgiedawgie
2019-02-27 07:22:39 +0000 UTCPooping
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2019-02-27 05:11:44 +0000 UTCWhat's a buttfor?
Ami
2019-02-27 05:07:54 +0000 UTC> don't listen to internet nerds about anything I mean... fair
David Jackson
2019-02-27 05:02:21 +0000 UTCThat's good life advice right there
Bagge
2019-02-27 05:02:20 +0000 UTCWhy did the last panel simply be Roko bent over a table whilst Fae 'buttfs' her with a rotary tool? XD
MikeT
2019-02-27 03:55:35 +0000 UTCViolates the international Washington Navel Limitation Treaty. <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Naval_Treaty" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Naval_Treaty</a>
Captain Button
2019-02-27 03:55:18 +0000 UTCSigh...
You're name hear
2019-02-27 03:50:18 +0000 UTCWhat’s a buttfor? Is that kinda like updog?
Julia Allen-Hesse
2019-02-27 03:45:48 +0000 UTCPoor Melon looks so sad.... :(
Shawn K. Younkin
2019-02-27 03:43:32 +0000 UTCI haven't heard that word before. What is the definition of updog?
Steven desJardins
2019-02-27 03:41:11 +0000 UTCOr synthesizers...
Hugh Eckert
2019-02-27 03:39:20 +0000 UTCI had questions about that, too...
Hugh Eckert
2019-02-27 03:39:03 +0000 UTCAlso, “420.”
Constantine Hannaher
2019-02-27 03:36:36 +0000 UTCWouldn't the SynthShine 420 be reserved for polishing potbellies?
Edmund Schweppe
2019-02-27 03:35:08 +0000 UTCWait why does she even have a melon baller in the kitchen in the first place?
Mark P.
2019-02-27 03:34:38 +0000 UTCBUTTS
R L
2019-02-27 03:33:59 +0000 UTCMelon will be played by Mariette Hartley in the QC live action movie. <a href="https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/22041/why-does-lyra-a-have-two-belly-buttons" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/22041/why-does-lyra-a-have-two-belly-buttons</a>
Captain Button
2019-02-27 03:28:03 +0000 UTCThe really hard thing is when you're looking for product reviews and all you can find is a network of sites that link to each other, each purporting to be an independent review site, each actually having been set up by the same marketing group.
Daryl Sawyer
2019-02-27 03:27:48 +0000 UTCShe's not as integrated as she was. Probably makes her less susceptible to that sort of thing.
Daryl Sawyer
2019-02-27 03:26:27 +0000 UTCI think Lemon rolled higher on wisdom than Melon
Grace Kieser
2019-02-27 03:25:50 +0000 UTC*ahem* BUTTS
Magic Chopstick Games
2019-02-27 03:23:49 +0000 UTCAwww poor Melon
Kyle Jenkins
2019-02-27 03:23:04 +0000 UTCAnother good method of polishing is to use an updog.
John Fiala
2019-02-27 03:22:52 +0000 UTCNo, this is *NOT* the way to get ripped abs. Well, in fact, ummm...
BobC
2019-02-27 03:21:49 +0000 UTCWhy *can't* she have two navels?
kwixote
2019-02-27 03:21:26 +0000 UTCButtfing: It's a valid side business of robot massage. With a.... happy ending.
Damian Paradis
2019-02-27 03:19:20 +0000 UTCAwwww, I know it's rewarding bad behavior but give her two navels!!
Shawn K. Younkin
2019-02-27 03:18:47 +0000 UTCDo Faye and Bubbles need volunteers to do the butt buffing?
awgiedawgie
2019-02-27 03:16:22 +0000 UTCYou mean the melon baller? I don't know how you could have missed it, with all the people who commented on it.
awgiedawgie
2019-02-27 03:15:48 +0000 UTCWhere would she put the second one? Directly above the first? Next to it? Somewhere else on the body?
Brian
2019-02-27 03:15:42 +0000 UTCFirst a melon baller.. don't let Lemon use a zester!
Damian Paradis
2019-02-27 03:14:56 +0000 UTCFor pooping, silly.
2019-02-27 03:14:52 +0000 UTCI'm pretty sure we all saw this coming, haha
Terry Parry
2019-02-27 03:14:18 +0000 UTCWhy can't Melon have 2 navels? I'm sure her highly paid job of doing...whatever it is that she does... should be able to cover the costs!
Nikki
2019-02-27 03:14:13 +0000 UTC... "what's a buttfor"
LH
2019-02-27 03:13:11 +0000 UTCHow did Roko not pass out from seeing the hole in Melon’s belly?
Brian
2019-02-27 03:13:06 +0000 UTC$69? Nice
William Hanna
2019-02-27 03:12:49 +0000 UTCOH GOD HOW DID I MISS THAT PUN YESTERDAY
Kenneth Carlile
2019-02-27 03:12:00 +0000 UTC
