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Time Is Money

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Time Is Money

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@jeph : if you’re willing to drive that far and spend that much, I have a ‘65 Les Paul for you

Brian

She didn't specify NYC, it could've been upstate NY. If they're near the NY/MA border they can get to Northampton in an hour or so.

Eric Sieck

Eurgh. I’m not required to accept it where I work but I’m on commission so I’ll still take it. I just keep a bottle of hand sanitizer with me.

Brian

She’s going to need some bunny ears.

Miyaa

Huh, I guess we finally learnt Melon's occupation: A lawyer <a href="https://abovethelaw.com/2019/02/lawyer-bed-bugs-courthouse/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://abovethelaw.com/2019/02/lawyer-bed-bugs-courthouse/</a>

Bagge

And now it's boob money, which is not a legal tender in many parts. Up there with sock money.

MikeT

So by wearing a Bra of Holding, are you equipping it or adding yourself to it's inventory?

Andrew

(Alternatively, if the Wanna-be-thief is really lucky: "Hi Mr bouncer sir. That was an alarming amount of muscles.")

Bagge

Wanna-be-thief: "Aha! Now I attempt to steal the cash you wave around in public so recklessly!" Also Wanna-be-thief: "Ack, a harpoon, my one weakness!"

Bagge

Northampton, Massachusetts, IIRC.

Kai

Wait, I thought they were in Oregon?

Valraven

Elliot is have many thoughts about Brun, huh.

Miyaa

"It's a three hour drive. I'll be there in two." *1:45 later*

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Brun has a bra of holding.

Dylan T

So Brun keeps croissants and money in there? INTERESTING.

Andrew

I know NY drivers. That guy was taking his sweet time.

Eric Lusby

My parents had some old sixties furniture like that they were thinking about throwing away. I found out that just the night stands were going for $500 apiece!

Chong Go

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Adam Friedlander

By the transitive property, Brun would rather cut off her leg than not live with Renee.

Dean Reilly

If it went that fast, you priced it too low.

Ian Wolfe

Wow she is excited! She seemed really attached to that clock!

Mitchell Sealy

That really was not well planned. Things almost got out of hand! Acting like like some kind of noob, She reached down next to her boob. From where she flashed... Three grand!

BobC

That was probably The Doctor.

R L

nyeeeooooom

Tiggers don't like Money

ysth

When you're buying a rare clock, it doesn't pay to take your time.

Dean Reilly

There are some concert tickets I did that for....

Am Queue

Actual lol. GJ, Jeph.

Benzy

I've had Craigslist sales that went like that for cheap, broken furniture. I have no doubt that a collector would do exactly that!

Grace Kieser


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