I don't have an opinion on the appearance of the Lebanese, but I dearly love their cuisine.
Gary Walker
2019-02-10 04:34:14 +0000 UTC
I'm pretty happy that we Syrophoenicians are represented in this comic! Thanks, Jeph!
2019-02-09 00:32:32 +0000 UTC
I've always maintained that Lebanese women are some of the most beautiful women in the world.
I see nothing here to contradict that. Quite the contrary.
Jeffrey Nonken
2019-02-08 17:24:27 +0000 UTC
Or to encounter a large yellow robot with a short memory and surprisingly good insurance
Onedavewreckingcrew
2019-02-08 14:46:44 +0000 UTC
Who would name their kid after a potato based pasta? Or any kind of pasta for that matter?
Miyaa
2019-02-08 03:36:38 +0000 UTC
...blunt object to throw at him?
Diptych
2019-02-08 02:08:12 +0000 UTC
I think her taste was "available" but now she might add "and not a creep"
Timothy Mann
2019-02-07 18:53:02 +0000 UTC
Bye Pirogi
Summer Sudbrink
2019-02-07 14:17:47 +0000 UTC
Renee's taste in men needs some serious improvement.
Ian Wolfe
2019-02-07 14:17:23 +0000 UTC
Where is that butt-rocket when we need it?
Jan Gampe
2019-02-07 14:02:19 +0000 UTC
Hi Podrick, goodbye Podrick.
Jan Gampe
2019-02-07 14:00:31 +0000 UTC
Garbage pickup for Porgie.
William Burns
2019-02-07 10:54:22 +0000 UTC
Literally just a dick. His only function. He's served his purpose and now he is hopefully offed to be trampled by a reindeer followed by a girl.
Kuragari
2019-02-07 10:50:20 +0000 UTC
Sounds like Renee needs a good hard.....
Patrick Mac Manus
2019-02-07 09:21:23 +0000 UTC
I feel like either Renee needs a more discerning eye for internet hookups, or I need a less discerning one so I actually have some on occasion...
Valraven
2019-02-07 08:03:01 +0000 UTC
I feel like Renee should have defenestrated the pig, along with his shirt.
Chris Crowther
2019-02-07 06:41:33 +0000 UTC
I mean, they would not be wrong that it's an awesome name.
Bagge
2019-02-07 06:36:52 +0000 UTC
What I'm more interested in is how a Lebanese-American young lady ended up being named Brunhilde. Were her parents opera fans?
Eric Lusby
2019-02-07 06:22:14 +0000 UTC
Good bye, Pettersson
Bagge
2019-02-07 05:57:18 +0000 UTC
The best way I've heard this line phrased: "Soo.... what are ya?"
Andrew
2019-02-07 05:50:00 +0000 UTC
That's all, fucks!
Diptych
2019-02-07 05:47:54 +0000 UTC
In addition, how sad is it to try and hook up with the roommate of the woman you just bedded, in their apartment, in FRONT of the woman you just bedded?
Renee gets points for NOT throwing HIM out of the window.
2019-02-07 05:31:00 +0000 UTC
I've met a few people like him, and my reaction is about like Renee's was. You can't fix their behavior by ignoring it or by just saying "boys will be boys" or some equivalent.
They need to be called on it.
Seriously, there's a line in the sand and that guy Pyotr crossed it.
2019-02-07 05:29:50 +0000 UTC
“I can’t be racist! I fucked a black chick!”
Populuxe
2019-02-07 05:22:56 +0000 UTC
Parting is such a perfunctory pursuit, Preston
Magic Chopstick Games
2019-02-07 04:59:46 +0000 UTC
Ah yes...I always enjoy pointing out the dic-dic to my wife at the zoo. It's got the emotional maturity level of a whoopie cushion, but like the whoopie cushion, I still laugh every time.
Jeff Lowes
2019-02-07 04:46:04 +0000 UTC
Piss off Philip!
Denise Webber
2019-02-07 04:42:29 +0000 UTC
alas, poor Poncho, we hardly knew ye
Matt
2019-02-07 04:37:16 +0000 UTC
The difference being that Brun's ancestors hail from Lebanon, the <i>country</i>. Lebanon bologna is named for Lebanon <i>County</i>, Pennsylvania. It's not Lebanese.
awgiedawgie
2019-02-07 04:29:29 +0000 UTC
Farewell, Percival.
awgiedawgie
2019-02-07 04:12:20 +0000 UTC
I mean we kiinda knew that yesterday but good to have explicit confirmation on that
Magic Chopstick Games
2019-02-07 03:59:17 +0000 UTC
"Where are you from...no but, where are you *from*." Gross.
Dylan T
2019-02-07 03:55:31 +0000 UTC
Ah, my favorite. Dudes who ask "where are you from" as a euphemism for "what's your ethnicity" and say you are/look "exotic." And by "favorite" I mean "well, at least I'm not the target of those questions *this* time."
Pearl
2019-02-07 03:46:54 +0000 UTC
Brun is totally me.
Will Weaver
2019-02-07 03:45:40 +0000 UTC
None whatsoever between hookups. But during one? Oh, yeah, for sure.
BobC
2019-02-07 03:38:26 +0000 UTC
Go, Renee!
MiaKitty
2019-02-07 03:37:22 +0000 UTC
Bye Paul!
drone r0m-3
2019-02-07 03:34:12 +0000 UTC
He's a dick that needs punched. Can he get punched in the dick? The seems appropriately poetic.
Tim Eldred
2019-02-07 03:31:41 +0000 UTC
That, and her fondness for harpoons.
BobC
2019-02-07 03:28:32 +0000 UTC
It HAS been a while since she had a good feast!
Grace Kieser
2019-02-07 03:21:07 +0000 UTC
this is exactly what i called him ergo we are correct
skinnybdink
2019-02-07 03:21:04 +0000 UTC
Brun is ethnically what? No way. That's just Lebanon Bologna (<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebanon_bologna)." rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebanon_bologna).</a>
BobC
2019-02-07 03:20:38 +0000 UTC
This comic made me realize how little we know about Brun's backstory. I mean she mentioned that she grew up poor but with nice parents, who both died before she turned 20. And that's really about all we know about her.
JD
2019-02-07 03:20:37 +0000 UTC
It was not over reacting. It is neither Renee's nor Brun's job to 'educate' this jerk. They shouldn't have to do that emotional labor it is 100% on him. If he cares he can now go to google to find out why she was mad.
lilibat
2019-02-07 03:19:19 +0000 UTC
Since when did internet hookups include an exclusivity clause?
Jamison Town
2019-02-07 03:18:24 +0000 UTC
Regret over porking a pig.
lilibat
2019-02-07 03:16:45 +0000 UTC
Wait. Could he already be one? Hmmm...
BobC
2019-02-07 03:16:02 +0000 UTC
Sigh. It's comments like these that will encourage Jeph to make him a recurring character.
But if we're lucky, he'll just be added to the "Bros!" brothers.
BobC
2019-02-07 03:14:21 +0000 UTC
Jokes aside, how Brun reacted is pretty chill, dudes a bit of an ignorant dick but ignorance is fixable. Overreacting like Renee doesn't typically open many hearts or minds to change. Be kind and understanding with less educated sorts, not self-righteous and angry.
Aeryn Monet
2019-02-07 03:13:14 +0000 UTC
Yep. He blew it.
Andrea Andrew
2019-02-07 03:13:04 +0000 UTC
Pancho needs to go home
Am Queue
2019-02-07 03:10:36 +0000 UTC
Dickety-dic-dic. Not to be confused with a Dik-Dik, which is legitimately adorable and never asks where you’re from. <a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dik-dik" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dik-dik</a>
Holly Nelson
2019-02-07 03:10:20 +0000 UTC
Fucking Parker
Errol Lobo
2019-02-07 03:10:13 +0000 UTC
Polyp, whatever his name is, feed him to Phix.
Matt Grayson
2019-02-07 03:10:06 +0000 UTC
Nobody likes Pedyr...
Kyle Jenkins
2019-02-07 03:09:11 +0000 UTC
still got that harpoon? I see a giant white ass you can target.
Peter McDevitt
2019-02-07 03:08:39 +0000 UTC
we hardly knew ye, yet somehow we know you too well