Bonus comic poll!
Added 2019-02-01 21:03:01 +0000 UTCAgh sorry I got so behind on these dang bonus comics again! Turns out moving halfway down the east coast via car KIND OF jumbles up your entire life??? Anyway I'll try to get caught up as best I can. Thank you for your patience!
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Unless his job is to un-crush things. In which case, I suspect he doesn't.
Brad Knowles
2019-02-03 05:58:06 +0000 UTCWhatever Crushbot's job is, I'm sure he crushes it.
Clifton Royston
2019-02-02 17:59:12 +0000 UTCI can’t, either!
Mad Marie
2019-02-02 17:52:57 +0000 UTCUm... I can't seem to vote. Is it locked?
Churchill (formerly TeaBear)
2019-02-02 15:46:53 +0000 UTCCRUSHBOT TAUGHT DROID 06 EVERYTHING DROID 06 KNOWS. INCLUDING GRAMMAR.
Matt Grayson
2019-02-02 15:34:09 +0000 UTCWhere is "Will it Blend Bot?"
Matt Grayson
2019-02-02 15:32:52 +0000 UTCNot a Yelling Bird fan either.
Clarke
2019-02-02 12:46:37 +0000 UTCWhere is the option to see a scene from "Ass Swordsman Tetsuo"?
Lucy
2019-02-02 10:01:35 +0000 UTCCrushBot works in an orange juice factory, making delicious orange juice for morning breakfast.
Richard
2019-02-02 06:44:33 +0000 UTCCrushbot's job option is a troll. Obviously he crushes things!
Joshua Thomas
2019-02-02 05:24:01 +0000 UTCShe has a name, you know.
awgiedawgie
2019-02-02 04:07:18 +0000 UTCAre you, really? Because I'm astonished that it has as many as it does. I wouldn't have expected it to get even 50 votes, let alone 130.
awgiedawgie
2019-02-02 04:04:55 +0000 UTC....and then Crushbot crushes Yelling Bird.
awgiedawgie
2019-02-02 03:53:19 +0000 UTCI own a couple perfectly good chainsaws, and that would be the last time Yelling Bird did <i>anything</i>.
awgiedawgie
2019-02-02 03:52:19 +0000 UTCIsn't it obvious? Crushbot works at an online dating service! He's good at it, hence his name. He may even own it. It's the name of the site. Which is why his name and occupation are both "Crushbot".
BobC
2019-02-02 03:39:43 +0000 UTCI'm kind of happy that Yelling Bird never makes it in these polls. I do kind of miss his assorted cast, though. Shame Orb, Randy, Sweet Tits...
TMN
2019-02-02 03:19:09 +0000 UTCActually, this comic states that Crushbot’s occupation is crushbot. <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3907" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3907</a> I assumed this means his job is crushing things. All in all, I want to see a Melon family reunion.
Thisguy
2019-02-02 03:00:52 +0000 UTCI am really surprised the yelling bird option doesn't have more votes.
Daryl Sawyer
2019-02-02 02:32:07 +0000 UTCCrushbot is probably a professional bunny petter.
Ryan X
2019-02-02 02:15:31 +0000 UTCFOURTH OPTION: BEMBO
Stellar
2019-02-02 02:08:44 +0000 UTCI think Crushbot is a yenta for AIs. Teenagers can't be trusted to handle such things themselves.
Sleepy John
2019-02-02 01:14:43 +0000 UTCLet us know if you want to do another Bembo Comic
Sally Fields
2019-02-02 00:18:01 +0000 UTCHuh. I expected the troll option to get more votes (full disclosure: Voted for Melon and her Sisters).
Lucanid Landman
2019-02-02 00:10:36 +0000 UTCI think there are only 120 anagrams, but 2049 AIs...
Neil Fairweather
2019-02-01 23:46:52 +0000 UTCThey're fruit.
Neil Fairweather
2019-02-01 23:45:10 +0000 UTCI'm surprised that the Crushbot job is leaing...(full disclosure-that is the one I voted for) because it seems that his job..is just to crush stuff....
Shawn K. Younkin
2019-02-01 23:32:03 +0000 UTCI'm not a big Yelling Bird fan, but I do find myself kind of wanting to see him fuck a chainsaw . . . even if not enough to vote for it.
Borg Lord
2019-02-01 23:08:59 +0000 UTCTotally Melon and Lemon. Although Yelling Bird really seems to want to fuck that chainsaw...
Waffles the Mooose
2019-02-01 23:03:54 +0000 UTCDid he move back to the US?
Julienne Ignace
2019-02-01 22:29:24 +0000 UTCSo are they all a Fruit Basket or are they all anagrams of each other?
Janne Peltonen
2019-02-01 22:26:23 +0000 UTCI miss Yelling Bird.
2019-02-01 22:24:10 +0000 UTC$10 says crushbot is a tax accountant or some shit
Brian
2019-02-01 22:08:45 +0000 UTCIf I wasn't so curious about Melon and Lemon's names I would make multiple patron accounts and pay to vote up yelling bird. He is life.
Raven Razor
2019-02-01 22:07:07 +0000 UTCCrushbot's job is dispensing soda.
Captain Button
2019-02-01 21:53:38 +0000 UTCMelon and Lemon. They're cute.
Jeremy Westerfield
2019-02-01 21:52:05 +0000 UTCI would have gone for 3) Pintsize in Coffee-of-Doom power suit (chainsaw appropriately hidden)
Stephen Smoogen
2019-02-01 21:49:10 +0000 UTC(Having a date with Siri — yes that Siri — would be my guess.)
Miyaa
2019-02-01 21:46:36 +0000 UTCHIS NAME IS STILL MC BITCOIN$ AND HE'S HERE TO SAY (/stops because that tweet was irrelevant half a decade ago)
NekoIncardine
2019-02-01 21:44:27 +0000 UTCI think the better third option was what was Winslow doing while Tannalore was squeeing over Stilly.
Miyaa
2019-02-01 21:42:26 +0000 UTCit has been a long, family-friendly drought for yelling bird fans
Matt Lee
2019-02-01 21:37:53 +0000 UTCNever was a fan of YB. The other two options don't appeal much, but... I am curious about Crush Bot... Part of me hopes for some super out-of-the-box job like florist, but most of me expects it to be like "What does Marten do when the story isn't focused on him" and Crush Bot will have a literal job crushing cans or compressing trash or something equally predictable.
2019-02-01 21:32:42 +0000 UTCDude, these options are completely unfair. I want both one and two but also three because reasons.
Celine Chamberlin
2019-02-01 21:32:42 +0000 UTCHalfway down the east coast? More visits to SPX? :)
Summer Sudbrink
2019-02-01 21:31:40 +0000 UTCyelling bird fucks crushbot
Elliott Case
2019-02-01 21:30:23 +0000 UTCat least 51 people picked option 3, lmao
Joshua Thomas
2019-02-01 21:20:10 +0000 UTCI don't think they DON'T, I just want to know more about Melon.
Joe Cottle
2019-02-01 21:15:00 +0000 UTCCrrrrruuuuuuuuushboooooot! I feel he needs some positive attention after that rather unfortunate......accident.
Niels Roosen
2019-02-01 21:14:23 +0000 UTCI don't understand why more people don't want to see a bird fucking a chainsaw?
2019-02-01 21:12:47 +0000 UTCI voted yelling bird... it won't happen :'(
The Shadow's Lair
2019-02-01 21:12:02 +0000 UTC- Maybe a brother, Elon M.?
Mister Cletus
2019-02-01 21:10:23 +0000 UTCI'm fond of any, with the exception of the YB one, which would traumatize a perfectly good chainsaw for LIFE.
2019-02-01 21:07:07 +0000 UTCI want to see crushbot's secret job working somewhere very delicate
MiaKitty
2019-02-01 21:06:49 +0000 UTCMelon and Lemon have more sisters? Are they like Lenom and Molen and so on?
Auros Harman
2019-02-01 21:06:35 +0000 UTCThat third option speaks to my soul...
Terry Parry
2019-02-01 21:05:28 +0000 UTC
