These Feet Don't Lie
Added 2019-01-15 03:20:42 +0000 UTCthey tell the truth
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where's Hanners?? I hear she knows space stations & orbital bombardment platforms & such like.
Joe
2019-01-16 01:57:17 +0000 UTCMelonmentos & Coke?? that's the recipe for the volcano ...
Joe
2019-01-16 01:55:55 +0000 UTCWhy does 2 sound terrifyingly plausible? Oo
Thomas Boys
2019-01-15 23:01:12 +0000 UTC1. This is why they made Lemon a counselor. The combination of complete good will and complete goofiness will get through when almost nothing else will. 2. A theory: At some point, Jeph began unconsciously basing most new characters on dogs he meets while walking his dog. This now accounts for a large part of the strip's appeal.
2019-01-15 21:20:59 +0000 UTCMy office-mate knows how to do this for me... He makes fart noises til I laugh.
Melissa
2019-01-15 21:06:52 +0000 UTCTHANK YOU for Roko's *snrk*. I was dreading this plotline as I saw it coming. Extremely relatable, and happy to have confirmation that silly shit can still cause momentary positive reactions.
2019-01-15 20:53:53 +0000 UTCAre they floofly dogs or pointy dogs though?
Miyaa
2019-01-15 15:53:56 +0000 UTCYay! Melon is being toetally helpful!
Thomas Boys
2019-01-15 15:47:43 +0000 UTC🍈🦶🇹🇼😂
Diana
2019-01-15 12:10:54 +0000 UTCwoot! Taiwan represent!
DSri Seah
2019-01-15 10:59:00 +0000 UTCAny minute now in comes Elliot with the basket of fresh bread. Aaany minute... Although it may lead to some typical Elliot complications: "Wow, how did you manage to make the dough so light?" "My secret is that I'm really good with kneading it. One second it's a nice round blob, and next - wham! - it's flat and thin like a wafer".
Evgeniy Semyonov
2019-01-15 09:21:46 +0000 UTCMelon would probably get along pretty well with a depressed nuclear reactor, just saying.
Dean Reilly
2019-01-15 08:56:33 +0000 UTCHannelore - we need you!
Paxxie
2019-01-15 08:55:38 +0000 UTCMelon is sweet, like her name sake. I hope they both will be alright. I hope they ALL will be.
Stoodmuffin
2019-01-15 07:44:40 +0000 UTCOh Roko 😕 oh Melon 🤗 girl you trying, and that's good. Never give up trying, even if Roko tells you to go away. Go away and then come back. You just gotta keep on coming back. I ♥️ 🍈 ♥️♥️
Denise Webber
2019-01-15 07:37:13 +0000 UTCMelon’s hair sproing in panel 4. ❤️
Katrina Urmson
2019-01-15 06:21:41 +0000 UTCArthur!
2019-01-15 06:06:22 +0000 UTCI can't believe that worked!
Bagge
2019-01-15 05:45:35 +0000 UTCThe socially appropriate greeting here would be all the hugs.
Andrew
2019-01-15 05:36:33 +0000 UTCI have a friend who lives in Taiwan, I bet she'd let them stay for a bit. They like dogs, right? Because my friend has approximately all the dogs.
Celine Chamberlin
2019-01-15 05:25:42 +0000 UTCGood work Melon, you got her to *snrk*.
Vanestus
2019-01-15 05:21:25 +0000 UTCThanks for sharing that; hope you're feeling better
Lars Gottlieb
2019-01-15 05:15:16 +0000 UTCDoes this ordeal count as an out of body experience?
Dylan T
2019-01-15 05:08:34 +0000 UTCWouldn’t be a bad idea to go elsewhere for a while. I’m acquainted with a woman whom lost her husband to cancer and decided to just move to South Korea at the beginning of this year. I could see how Roko could have as close to an AI experience death and every depression that comes with survival. Travel can be very good medicine.
Miyaa
2019-01-15 04:47:56 +0000 UTCNotice the BodyHub cactus on the table?
Jim Feldman
2019-01-15 04:21:45 +0000 UTCAww Melon is helping! <3
Kuragari
2019-01-15 03:59:35 +0000 UTCDuring one of my deepest bouts of depression, I found myself essentially disassociated. I couldn't move, and I couldn't speak. My then-pa spent 20 or 30 minutes trying to find a way to reach me, and I just couldn't reach back out. Then she put a pair of my boxer shorts on my head. I chuckled, then laughed, and it was enough to get me out of that loop, at least for a little while. I'm glad to I know that, at least on some level, I share that kind of experience with others.
Geo (Overand)
2019-01-15 03:57:56 +0000 UTCThis is unbelievably cute.
2019-01-15 03:51:05 +0000 UTCIt really is. The punchline makes me giggle after 3 readings.
Gary Walker
2019-01-15 03:45:51 +0000 UTCIn the Navy, we called it "Taiwanon". So I first read the last panel as: "Roko we have to go to Taiwanon"
BobC
2019-01-15 03:45:32 +0000 UTCI love you, Jeff Jacques! :)
Joseph McGrath
2019-01-15 03:45:26 +0000 UTCThat's what's written on top.
BobC
2019-01-15 03:43:14 +0000 UTC.... Personally I start telling really dark and twisted "silver lining" jokes....
Julienne Ignace
2019-01-15 03:42:57 +0000 UTCThis strip is a masterclass in perfect comedy timing.
Populuxe
2019-01-15 03:39:06 +0000 UTCI'm surprised that Melon knows her left from her right.
JD
2019-01-15 03:38:41 +0000 UTCThis is so sweet and I love it
Mordaeus
2019-01-15 03:32:59 +0000 UTCMade her laugh thats a great start :)
Kyle Major
2019-01-15 03:29:41 +0000 UTCPoor Roko
The Shadow's Lair
2019-01-15 03:29:16 +0000 UTCIt's Memento, but starring Melon instead of Guy Pierce. Melmento. Melonmento. Memelon?
2019-01-15 03:24:54 +0000 UTCQuick! To the MelonCopter!
drone r0m-3
2019-01-15 03:24:31 +0000 UTCPoor Roko :(
Brian
2019-01-15 03:23:48 +0000 UTCI guess it’s vacation time!
Andrea Andrew
2019-01-15 03:23:14 +0000 UTCSometimes, deep psychological trauma is best treated with the absurd
Grace Kieser
2019-01-15 03:23:00 +0000 UTCWell, it’s a start?
Will Weaver
2019-01-15 03:22:37 +0000 UTCAwwww
Lord Crusade
2019-01-15 03:22:24 +0000 UTCAnd that's exactly how depression looks
Terry Parry
2019-01-15 03:22:23 +0000 UTC
