Surely it reads, "Buy yourself a new ascot tattoo - you deserve one!"
Rebecca D
2019-01-14 08:54:12 +0000 UTC
Not helping.
Maurice Kessler
2019-01-13 21:47:29 +0000 UTC
You'd think after that incident at CoD where Faye pulled on her face, she have a bit of a clue.
Jim Feldman
2019-01-13 20:15:09 +0000 UTC
Okay, what’s it saying on that mirror? Bonus points for creativity!
Buy yourself a new as...trometric sensor array.
You deserve it?
Jan Gampe
2019-01-13 18:29:52 +0000 UTC
i fail to see why not, she is unusual but a good friend
Ariel Rosenfeld
2019-01-13 12:51:47 +0000 UTC
That last panel...
I am NOW, officially, terrified.
2019-01-13 09:29:15 +0000 UTC
Because Bubbles is a good plant-owner.
Bagge
2019-01-13 09:23:16 +0000 UTC
Im trying to figure out why there are so many potted cacti in the corner of the store.
Populuxe
2019-01-13 09:13:08 +0000 UTC
man, even though it can be totally inappropriate, Faye’s unreserved enthusiasm makes me love her even more
JD
2019-01-13 08:51:46 +0000 UTC
I want to see a spin-off featuring many of the Fruit sisters. Shame there's already an anime called Fruits Basket cause that'd be the perfect name.
This is a great plotline for a few reasons; there is the obvious level of Roko and how she handles a new body, but also it's a source of tension in Fables relationship. It's going to be interesting to see how Faye grows (or fails to) in response to various AI issues that she'd never considered before.
Erin Moriarty
2019-01-13 07:56:20 +0000 UTC
Jeph, being a good god dad, telling his babies not to play with nukes. Good!
Stoodmuffin
2019-01-13 07:16:24 +0000 UTC
It is as cringe-inducing as, say, white guy congratulating his black friend on being released from the prison. "Yo dawg, congrats! Your street cred now must be through the roof! And with that broken nose you look like a real scary gangsta! Noice!".
Sometimes no amount of good intentions can outweigh you being an insensitive ass.
Evgeniy Semyonov
2019-01-13 06:56:34 +0000 UTC
Hey Faye, how does your foot taste?
Dylan T
2019-01-13 06:44:24 +0000 UTC
I'm amazed Faye could still speak by the last panel, what with her feet lodged so firmly in her mouth...
2019-01-13 06:36:27 +0000 UTC
I don't think Melon should be introduced to nuclear reactors
Bagge
2019-01-13 05:55:21 +0000 UTC
Ohhh FAYE!!! There is not enough face palm in the world for Bubbles to do for that. NO NO NO NO!
Denise Webber
2019-01-13 05:29:18 +0000 UTC
:(
Sleepy John
2019-01-13 05:11:56 +0000 UTC
There must be AIs who don't seek great body integration, who instead rent another chassis whenever the mood strikes, or just get their bodies on short leases. That sounds more like the kind of client that would frequent a place named "BODYHUB".
I'd think Roko would go to one called something like "Classy Chassis".
BobC
2019-01-13 05:04:10 +0000 UTC
One with a fancy emblem on it?
Hedgie
2019-01-13 04:56:45 +0000 UTC
Classic
Leona
2019-01-13 04:53:25 +0000 UTC
Faye means well, but really needs to learn to ask for Bubbles' advice ahead of time.
awgiedawgie
2019-01-13 04:52:23 +0000 UTC
Or an art installation.
Summer Sudbrink
2019-01-13 04:35:57 +0000 UTC
I’m kinda loving Melon and Lemon together a lot... also, oh, oh Faye honey.... I’m with Bubbles’ facepalm there.
Katrina Urmson
2019-01-13 04:25:37 +0000 UTC
So will there be a funeral for the old body?
Captain Button
2019-01-13 04:23:31 +0000 UTC
Faye the bull charges into the china shop.
Chris Heg
2019-01-13 04:05:24 +0000 UTC
Melon, Lemon, YES!!!
Shawn K. Younkin
2019-01-13 04:04:00 +0000 UTC
FISSIONBOT OVERREACTS ::wipes out all life on earth::
Shawn K. Younkin
2019-01-13 04:03:35 +0000 UTC
FISSIONBOT DOES NOT WANT TO PLAY.
Captain Button
2019-01-13 03:59:48 +0000 UTC
She completely violated Roko's boundaries and then was super insensitive about the fact that Roko lost her body. "This one must feel like heaven". It's so tone deaf for what was obviously a traumatic experience.
Alcaria Swain
2019-01-13 03:41:18 +0000 UTC
Dumb question, what did Faye do wrong? Besides making Roko feel uncomfortable.
orangejuicenut
2019-01-13 03:38:06 +0000 UTC
I can't count the number of times I've thought I deserved a new ass.
Buck Caldwell
2019-01-13 03:35:58 +0000 UTC
The cringe is real
Mordaeus
2019-01-13 03:33:31 +0000 UTC
Melon’s looking for tips on elevating her “volcano” routine to a full-fledged meltdown.
William Cole
2019-01-13 03:32:54 +0000 UTC
Ah, the Bubbles facepalm.
Ted Van Roekel
2019-01-13 03:28:22 +0000 UTC
i'm assuming "orange" is short for "blood orange". since that's the Most Goth citrus.
LH
2019-01-13 03:28:16 +0000 UTC
Maybe her new ears are ‘sensitive’ :)
Andrew
2019-01-13 03:27:53 +0000 UTC
When do we met their gothy sister named Orange who is compelled to keep Melon & Lemon from ruining the world?