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One Melon At A Time

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One Melon At A Time

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All of Lemon's counselling undone by Melon in 10 seconds. lol

Gerry

I'd encourage Melon to chill too, but I appreciate her enthusiasm.

I mean if I was buying a body i'd expect them to do the makeup before i moved in, I'd never get it like that again, but at least i could get a bunch of pictures

Diana

I heard the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9qOJqNjalE" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">old Mac startup sound</a>.

Peter Jensen

Don't know why, but I get a 2001 music vibe going from panel 1 to panel 2.

Shawn K. Younkin

That's definitely a sweet model if it starts out with its eyeliner on point like that.

Abigail Ruthsarai

Will the sweet butt emblem be worth it? Find out... tomorrow!

Derrik Pates

Sounds like a job for Agent Turing...

Captain Button

She needs to see....that sweet new butt emblem.

John Ridley

Roko and, very briefly, Melon, are about to discover that the new chassis has an anti-proton beam.

Matt Grayson

Old body, but slightly more elegant!

Mark

Melon, it’s “Bodyhub” not “Body Hug.”

Miyaa

"... but the insurance people said they wanted to take it to the park and play frisbee."

Dean Reilly

Most dingbats I know personally are the most caring people, even if their lives are raging dumpster fires!

Grace Kieser

Socially appropriate request to GIVE ME SOME FUDGING SPACE!

Bagge

She looks like she's aged just a little. Perhaps a crushbot-sized amount.

MikeT

"Awww, you barely changed!"

Mitchel Huffa

...oh god, now I can't unsee it.

Lucanid Landman

A brief look back shows that she is the only AI character with anatomical ears in current comics... I thought spookybot had them in their character spreed, as at one angle they do, but at another they have the same featureless ear shape of all the rest (though that could be different models of spookybot’s body, so anatomical ears might be a recent advance and applied to some of spookybot already).

Simran Khalsa

Just remember if you smoke after sex, you are doing it way too fast.

I think her (Roko's) problem is she doesn't know what she looks like yet/ hasn't had a chance to integrate. She's just been copied into the new body. I think Melon has been portrayed as a bit of a weirdo/dingbat (and she is), but she also seems to be very caring and sincere too.

Jim Feldman

I spent the last half of December wishing people a "Seasonally Appropriate Greeting!" Lots of smiles.

allanfranta

WHO'S DRAWING THIS AND WHAT DID THEY DO WITH JEPH!?

Grace Kieser

"BODYHUB". I wonder if that's a commercial outlet, or something associated with the insurance company that provides the bodies? I wonder how this will affect Faye. Faye used to work at the robot fights, but she never saw someone quite so flattened, I guess? But Roko comes back, which is something Faye would never do. And now Faye sees robots as more than, well, machines. There's a lot for Jeph to explore here.

Elf Sternberg

Oh, Melon. All the grace and precision of a rocket powered sedgehammer.

Dylan T

Skoal!

Melon! ROKO! 🤗🤗🤗🤗❤️

Denise Webber

Ash tray, maybe? Wait, do they even smoke?

Mordaeus

Socially inappropriate greeting!

Chris Heg

I wonder. Are the colors customizable at the store? Or did she get lucky that this was a color they happened to have in stock? Maybe it’s a standard color for the model? So many questions.

Populuxe

Socially Appropriate Greeting!

drone r0m-3

..i can't stop seeing her nose ridge as a chibi smile

Hilda Leyes

Was her original hardware substrate installed in that new body?

R L

A character redesign with... longer hair?? What is this?

Alexander W Couzens

This one legitimately made me guffaw. Oh, Melon.

Origamigryphon

Roko has anatomically correct ears now...

Jason Rock

Depending on how badly crushed it was, it might work better as a tea tray.

awgiedawgie

Maybe she could use the head as a breadbasket instead?

Terry Parry

Schroeder kept a bust of Beethoven on his piano, but Melon's idea might be just a little bit more on the weird end of the spectrum. And yes, I realized after I wrote that that most of Melon's ideas are on the weird end of the spectrum.

awgiedawgie

There is only one true Melon.

Our baffling idiot robot daughter is such an adorable sweetheart.

awgiedawgie

Melon always wears that shirt. The real question is why did Roko match her new hair to Melon's shirt.

JD

hi melon

I am left wondering how Melon knew to wear a shirt matching Roko's new hair.

BobC

Is there any situation where Melon does know what to do?

JD

I was expecting her new body to be more dramatically different from her old one.

JD

This is QC, the epicenter of the Butts Disease breakout. Of course we'll see it, just give it time.

Buck Caldwell

Of course Melon want's the squashed... melon.

BobC

... are we not going to get to see that $20k emblem?

Brian English

Melon's heart is in the right place but she doesn't really know what to do in this situation.

Mitchell Sealy

A second is a second, but Melon's clock cycles may not match Roko's. Or anyone else's.

Sleepy John

Roko's new body is looking good! Glad that she was able to customise the colours to her liking.

Samantha Yeaman

Socially appropriate comment to you too !

Kriss Pang

“Socially appropriate GREETING” conveys so much emotion. I’m gonna cry.

Brian


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