No, Jeph, don't "Slash Body," she's already been through enough! (Kids: don't try to pronounce HTML out loud, it will only lead to bad puns).
Geo (Overand)
2019-01-06 02:14:22 +0000 UTC
But will she still enjoy bread?
Jim Feldman
2019-01-05 20:41:56 +0000 UTC
Faye and Bubbles to the rescue whatever happens. The poly storyline must progress!
DF
2019-01-04 10:30:18 +0000 UTC
That was meant to be a reply to an iPhone user, but o well...
Andy Sleeper
2019-01-04 00:46:54 +0000 UTC
Ask Siri if she's offended by iPhone jokes
Andy Sleeper
2019-01-04 00:45:52 +0000 UTC
I suspect the extra $20K is the money she doesn't have to upgrade with. That's usually the way these things work.
Ronald Lugge
2019-01-03 23:59:05 +0000 UTC
LOL that's the way it is
Stoodmuffin
2019-01-03 21:40:36 +0000 UTC
That's why nobody should be subject to Melon singing!
Dang Fool
2019-01-03 19:00:20 +0000 UTC
Why did roko's hands turn white
Dylan T
2019-01-03 18:08:03 +0000 UTC
I thought the humanoid models already had two hands...
Trigon Manthree
2019-01-03 17:27:07 +0000 UTC
You know, with an extra $20K, Roko could buy into Union Robotics as a white-knight investor.
Sleepy John
2019-01-03 17:20:08 +0000 UTC
If nothing else, Roko is no longer worried about the hole that Melon's volcano made in her ceiling.
Sleepy John
2019-01-03 17:19:03 +0000 UTC
Try to get the model that still does the panel 2 fore-and-aft hair flip.
Sleepy John
2019-01-03 17:18:11 +0000 UTC
Or read Sea of Rust with the similar premise.
Evgeniy Semyonov
2019-01-03 14:42:09 +0000 UTC
Crushbot and Crushbot, LLC.
Colin McBride
2019-01-03 13:51:05 +0000 UTC
Time to hit eBay for the classic model, then spend the rest of the $$ having Faye and Bubbles tweak it until it's as close to the original as possible.
Nancie
2019-01-03 13:50:15 +0000 UTC
Question: what insurance company is going to sign off on insuring a robot named “Crushbot” for ludicrous amount of money?
Miyaa
2019-01-03 13:42:58 +0000 UTC
So, re: Philomena, Roko does kind of look like a purple Sophie Kennedy Clark.
Gary Walker
2019-01-03 13:11:54 +0000 UTC
I mean, she's turning her life around, new look for Roko? I hope she gets some actual cash with that payout along. Like Crushbot has Afflack for the other people he accidentally crushes in the grand scheme of things. LOL
Kuragari
2019-01-03 12:39:30 +0000 UTC
Given the supposed customizability of chassis, maybe another brand that looks visually similar would be best?
JPMK! {verb}
2019-01-03 12:23:26 +0000 UTC
So what? Roko will now have a fancy emblem on her butt?
Is that anything like a good spray?
2019-01-03 10:38:34 +0000 UTC
It really is. I'm glad I'm not the only one out here. :)
2019-01-03 10:34:54 +0000 UTC
Just, like, get the classic and then spend the extra $20,000 on upgrades like infra-red vision or a rear spoiler or something.
Alden Bates
2019-01-03 10:04:40 +0000 UTC
UPGRADE!
Bagge
2019-01-03 09:59:59 +0000 UTC
Now I want her to get that body, just so I can see the emblem on her butt. Her butt was pretty nice before, so I can just imagine how it looks in a G Thing.
awgiedawgie
2019-01-03 08:03:54 +0000 UTC
Now I worry that May will learn about this, tracks down Crushbot and arranges for an accident so she gets crushed, in order to finally have a better chassis. Only her memory/CPU isn't reinforced, so ...
Peter Jensen
2019-01-03 08:01:07 +0000 UTC
Thought: What if Bubbles and Faye repair a chassis that should be beyond repair, and that puts them on the map and saves their business?
Mitchell Sealy
2019-01-03 07:20:53 +0000 UTC
I hope Roko will be okay :(
Emily Kidney
2019-01-03 06:55:29 +0000 UTC
So she's getting a clear patch in her pants to show off the logo, right? #casemod
MikeT
2019-01-03 06:27:00 +0000 UTC
When you weigh as much as a car, it seems pretty reasonable to be treated like a car insurance-wise.
Jonathan V
2019-01-03 05:27:31 +0000 UTC
Trying to think of a "tramp stamp" joke, but got nothing.
Captain Button
2019-01-03 05:00:24 +0000 UTC
I love how the bots insurance coverage basically works like the AI case is driving a tiny car and the policies and laws seem to match that.
BigKumaDM
2019-01-03 04:50:01 +0000 UTC
Better than "Claude", at least.
Dean Reilly
2019-01-03 04:48:39 +0000 UTC
When barely-employed and extremely-underpaid Roko finds the money for one. I predict she’ll be working in some capacity for Bubs and Faye.
Brian
2019-01-03 04:37:40 +0000 UTC
The emblem simply says "Seymour".
BobC
2019-01-03 04:19:27 +0000 UTC
It would be fitting too since her old chassis is Ba-Roko.
Janeice
2019-01-03 04:11:21 +0000 UTC
I feel like... she doesn’t need them, right? She can just play the music accurately in her head.
Brian
2019-01-03 04:07:30 +0000 UTC
Who's gonna break it to Roko that she won't have a headphone jack any more?
Rich Holmes
2019-01-03 04:06:37 +0000 UTC
Looks like Faye and Bubs will have a new employee.
Brian
2019-01-03 04:05:54 +0000 UTC
My iPhone feels like it got attacked.
Brian
2019-01-03 04:04:55 +0000 UTC
I wonder if it's a case of "new body, new you"
Denise Webber
2019-01-03 04:03:59 +0000 UTC
In virtual her image is her old body and she still has the fahkin' accent. I wonder if the body comes from her self image or is part of the virtual environment. How much does the body inform the mind?
Chris Heg
2019-01-03 03:52:55 +0000 UTC
Wait! I saw this movie! She needs to hire a "tracker" to guide her across the post-apocalyptic wasteland to the Robot Vaults in Zone 7 where they keep the obsolete models.
Note: Take toaster ovens, they are extremely valuable in the wasteland.
<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092746/?ref_=ttqt_qt_tt" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092746/?ref_=ttqt_qt_tt</a>
Captain Button
2019-01-03 03:46:34 +0000 UTC
If she got a gilded chassis she could be Roko-co.
Summer Sudbrink
2019-01-03 03:37:16 +0000 UTC
Spend the extra, Roko! Get the sensorium upgrade and breathe in that sweet, sweet fresh bread scent!
Mark P.
2019-01-03 03:36:02 +0000 UTC
That’s disGUSTing. ;-)
Bob Gilmore
2019-01-03 03:31:00 +0000 UTC
I cannot WAIT to see what Roko ends up deciding on... And whether that will be weird for her.
Morgan McCauley
2019-01-03 03:21:32 +0000 UTC
That's either a reference or the biggest coincidence ever.
Dev
2019-01-03 03:20:58 +0000 UTC
Maybe she could afford a body with a built-in bread maker :)
Andrew
2019-01-03 03:19:08 +0000 UTC
Or detachable bluetooth ears!
Andrew
2019-01-03 03:18:33 +0000 UTC
The way it's been described, the longer you stay in a body, the more "Intigrated" you become with it. In the beginning the body sends you sensory input, but it doesn't truly feel like you're experiencing it. Bubbles has described for example that she can touch something and know how hot it is, but it doesn't really "feel" hot to her. As you stay in a body that changes, so you can undergo subjective experiences.
Mitchell Sealy
2019-01-03 03:14:16 +0000 UTC
Hmmmm. Minor sensorium update. Is the bread smell euphoria related to her brain or her chassis? With a new body will bread not affect her the way she’s accustomed to?
Katrina Urmson
2019-01-03 03:08:12 +0000 UTC
If it was truly an iPhone joke, the Model G would have no mouth -- they can only communicate when connected by Bluetooth.
Pete Hanson
2019-01-03 03:07:29 +0000 UTC
Maybe it's time to switch to Android.
drone r0m-3
2019-01-03 03:07:27 +0000 UTC
I love a good robot body shopping arc :)
Chris Driggers
2019-01-03 03:01:58 +0000 UTC
20,000 for an emblem doesnt sound worth it. Montage new look time
Kyle Major
2019-01-03 03:01:14 +0000 UTC
If they only replaced Roko's model last year, there are bound to be a few retailers who still have it in stock, possibly at a discount.
Dean Reilly
2019-01-03 03:00:23 +0000 UTC
I am so into this story line, this is FASCINATING!
Anton
2019-01-03 02:59:39 +0000 UTC
You were listening to the Decemberists when you scripted this, weren't you?
Emma Humphries
2019-01-03 02:58:12 +0000 UTC
I *adore* her ponytail in panel 3!
Erin Hartshorn
2019-01-03 02:57:58 +0000 UTC
I feel like my iPhone got attacked.
Miyaa
2019-01-03 02:57:42 +0000 UTC
Drawing it out, Jeph... When do we get to see this Philomena Model G?!?!
Benzy
2019-01-03 02:55:48 +0000 UTC
Ah, a case of "iRobot"
MiaKitty
2019-01-03 02:55:38 +0000 UTC
Welp, time to hit up the second hand electronic shops.