UNLESS its the words stuck in the full Bohemeian Rhapsody melody which clocks at about 6 minutes (with guitar solo) which would be about 126 hours.
Rudolph Gerber
2019-01-08 11:14:43 +0000 UTC
Robocop.
Brian
2019-01-05 20:31:32 +0000 UTC
She’s wearing two different socks.
Brian
2019-01-04 06:55:03 +0000 UTC
Why... are her virtual feet two different virtual colors?
Sleepy John
2019-01-03 17:16:51 +0000 UTC
^ that’s super important. I hope she keeps her old ankle at the very least.
Brian
2019-01-03 04:39:22 +0000 UTC
#friendshipgoals
MercuryBuddha
2019-01-03 01:07:01 +0000 UTC
Friends are the best medicine.
awgiedawgie
2019-01-03 00:56:36 +0000 UTC
And now I am crying. THANKS MELON
Erin Moriarty
2019-01-02 23:38:48 +0000 UTC
Let me see, depending on if she knows all five verses or just the one, at about 20 seconds a verse (I experimented), that's between 6.98 (call it 7) and 34.9 (call it 35) hours. Given that most people sing verse 1 and then the first two lines again, its probably about 10 1/2 hours of singing.
Matthew Foweraker
2019-01-02 21:31:38 +0000 UTC
I think he'd had enough of it by the end. It used to be one comic every week I believe. The last set of comics were released every day, the story was rushed, and the artwork, particularly the background scenery, was bland compared to earlier comics. Felt like there was a lot of buildup to a very short ending.
2019-01-02 18:40:18 +0000 UTC
I just want to see where Jeph takes this... I'm still thinking about what he did with "Alice Grove"
Jas Parks
2019-01-02 18:27:22 +0000 UTC
I wonder if there's anything salvageable from the old body to potentially graft onto a new one? Eyes, scalp and hair, face, olfactory sensors? It almost certainly wouldn't be worth the cost or effort if it weren't for Roko's psychological circumstances. It would be easy enough to fabricate a more or less identical chassis, but it could still feel foreign to her from the inside. A slightly glitchy motor driver here or an ankle with that same old hitch there might be invaluably familiar.
2019-01-02 17:57:47 +0000 UTC
I hope Spookybot makes an appearance for her leggings buddy. I want to see Melon and Spookybot interact.
Douglas E. Smith
2019-01-02 15:53:27 +0000 UTC
Melon has great determination to be happy and good, but no clear notion of what those states might be.
2019-01-02 14:39:48 +0000 UTC
I literally timed myself singing it at a reasonable pace to figure out how many repetitions would be funniest
Jeph Jacques
2019-01-02 13:54:50 +0000 UTC
Awww.
Justin Seifert
2019-01-02 13:48:46 +0000 UTC
<a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3427" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Yay or neigh</a>.
Peter Jensen
2019-01-02 11:16:29 +0000 UTC
She is wearing mismatched socks. Most likely she had to get "dressed" quickly to go and help Roko.
Shawn K. Younkin
2019-01-02 11:00:39 +0000 UTC
I think panel 2 is supposed to say "for a while". Also, Bohemian Rhapsody... damn. Totally works. O_o
Steve DeGroof
2019-01-02 10:57:25 +0000 UTC
I bet there is a great story for Lemon having a purple foot and I missed it.
Robert Miller
2019-01-02 10:41:59 +0000 UTC
Aww Melon. Rough around the edges, but heart of gold.
Denise Webber
2019-01-02 08:43:17 +0000 UTC
Count on Melon to do the stupid but endearing thing.
Bagge
2019-01-02 07:48:25 +0000 UTC
Now I have Bohemian Rhapsody to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle in my head, which seems much worse.
Clifton Royston
2019-01-02 06:27:38 +0000 UTC
MELON. <3
Morgan McCauley
2019-01-02 06:10:46 +0000 UTC
What's missed is the part about to the tune of bohemian rhapsody. One would have to take into account if Melon would also change the arrangement so that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star is appropriate to the underlying composition.
Chuck Dee
2019-01-02 05:39:18 +0000 UTC
Is this just fantasy?
Chuck Dee
2019-01-02 05:35:40 +0000 UTC
Now I have TWINKLE... to Bohemian Rhapsody in my head.
KCkittysnores
2019-01-02 05:23:22 +0000 UTC
How I... wonder what you are... Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger; now he's dead...
Rob McBobson
2019-01-02 05:14:18 +0000 UTC
Man Roko isn't handling existentialism very well
Dylan T
2019-01-02 04:49:36 +0000 UTC
Melon collie.
Dean Reilly
2019-01-02 04:40:12 +0000 UTC
Maybe they can recreate the unicorn grove? Or whatever Roko's happy place is, I'm drawing a blank now.
Summer Sudbrink
2019-01-02 04:31:12 +0000 UTC
Maybe she could hang with the giraffe lady on the savanah
Jim Feldman
2019-01-02 04:27:32 +0000 UTC
Melon bawler.
BobC
2019-01-02 04:12:58 +0000 UTC
Of course he is entitled to a typo. But he is also really clever and I have missed his crafty intentions before.
2019-01-02 04:04:18 +0000 UTC
Poor Melon
Vanestus
2019-01-02 04:02:06 +0000 UTC
I'm so proud of our baffling idiot robot daughter
David Jackson
2019-01-02 04:00:54 +0000 UTC
So, Melon's been there for roughly about ten and a half hours (the melody of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" takes about thirty seconds to sing and play). And probably annoying everyone enough that SOMEONE is going to make her learn some new songs. I recommend an immediate download of every Kate Bush song ever done. There's even a vinyl LP compilation out now. :)
z
2019-01-02 03:47:18 +0000 UTC
Panel 6 made me literally laugh out loud on first reading. And again on re-reading a couple minutes later.
William Cole
2019-01-02 03:35:39 +0000 UTC
"to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody". Jeph, you magnificent basterd ...
Joe
2019-01-02 03:34:04 +0000 UTC
What movie would help in Roko's situation? Probably not 'Million Dollar Baby'.
Dean Reilly
2019-01-02 03:31:58 +0000 UTC
On a side note, I ran the math and, by my count, Melon has been singing for at least 7 hours straight.
Ian Wolfe
2019-01-02 03:31:07 +0000 UTC
See, this is just one more reason why I love Melon!
awgiedawgie
2019-01-02 03:30:27 +0000 UTC
Melon may be nuttier than a pecan orchard, but you can't fault her loyalty to her friends.
Ian Wolfe
2019-01-02 03:27:37 +0000 UTC
I'm thinking "a whole" is some computery measurement of time.
Mitchell Sealy
2019-01-02 03:23:24 +0000 UTC
"For a whole ..." what? A whole day? A whole year?
2019-01-02 03:21:58 +0000 UTC
100000 bottles of beer on the wall, 100000 bottles of beer...
ysth
2019-01-02 03:20:53 +0000 UTC
She's not wearing anything at all. Quite likely this is simply how she sees herself, or how she chooses to be seen by others.
Mitchell Sealy
2019-01-02 03:20:47 +0000 UTC
😢😢😢
Allison Hastings
2019-01-02 03:20:46 +0000 UTC
can we talk about why an AI in an abstract space is wearing odd socks?
Jason Ayres
2019-01-02 03:19:13 +0000 UTC
Melon is the best friend
Kyle Major
2019-01-02 03:18:22 +0000 UTC
i never want to see melon cry again
2019-01-02 03:15:00 +0000 UTC
Melon is the most loyal friend
The Shadow's Lair
2019-01-02 03:09:21 +0000 UTC
At the very least, Melon should dock herself in there with Lemon & Roko.
Miyaa
2019-01-02 03:09:03 +0000 UTC
I'm really liking this story line so far.
P.s. Jeph you have whole instead of while in the second frame.
2019-01-02 03:08:32 +0000 UTC
That's both adorable and heartwrenching
2019-01-02 03:08:28 +0000 UTC
Is this the real life?
darklion
2019-01-02 03:07:54 +0000 UTC
Oh, Melon, what a good friend you are!! 😭
Katrina Urmson
2019-01-02 03:07:38 +0000 UTC
Typo in the second panel. Whole should be while. Also awwww :)