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No they don't.

Gary Walker

They call him Dolphin Jack

Brian

Pfft cows turn themselves inside out all the time

Don Whiteside

Sorry, who is Barry?

Brad Knowles

Because those French have a different word for EVERYTHING!

BobC

I'm more worried about Barry

Bagge

At least the cow is the only recognizable part of the gore. Maybe there were more bumps on the way to the shop.

Brian

If you think the cow is in bad shape, wait until you see the Jimbo.

Gary Walker

I'm seeing a major intestine on one shoulder, and a hoof on the other, and I'm trying desperately to envision the turn (pun intended) of events that had to have transpired.

awgiedawgie

Yeah, that dislocated finger made my stomach turn, urgh.

Paul Parten

Gore cw woulda been nice :(

Where do people still call them “abattoirs”?

Brian

How to tell I've been playing Diablo3 recently: I immediately tried to envision the 'bot as one of those spinny things from the Dhalgur Oasis.

Am Queue

Haha a paperclip for Basilisk. Good for getting CDs out of drives without powering them on, too. XD

Kuragari

My theory is she works in an abattoir, wasn't looking where she was going, and fell into a carcass.

Gamebook

I want to work for these people.

Maurice Kessler

How do you know that the robot killed a cow " accidentally"? It's possible that the robot's *job* is killing cows, and being covered in blood and guts is a daily occurrence. She just bumped into a cow in a weird way while working, and dislocated a finger. Hence how casual she is about needing to be hosed off.

I feel bad for the cow. Hitting a dear usually damages a car badly. Cows are bigger than deer. Robots are smaller than cars. What is this robot made of anyway? Why does this robot have so little affect about killing an animal accidentally?

I kind of thought she wasn't looking where she was running.

Czarzhan

For the old Jeph, I would have taken the gag as-written. But for the new Jeph, I would suspect there's some thought going on in the background about dangerous robots, cattle slaughter (cows aren't cheap!), an angry farmer, and Roko's former associates like O'Malley lurking around.

Elf Sternberg

Right? Like, was she in a vehicle, or does she secretly have Bubbles-tier strength and forgot about it?

Reyn Goldfur

It should have moooooved.

Al Hunt

"Bumped" .. I am highly uncomfortable with the level of disconnect between that word and the results.

GragSmash

I have been laughing for 2 minutes about that and I suspect will be for a while yet.

John Ridley

"& a paperclip to reset Basilisk." 😂

Joe

Ray Kurzweil's "The Age of Visceral Machines."

Gary Walker

No! Bad!

Grace Kieser

In the same way that we could be merely surprised at the sight of wires and metal parts, but faint when facing a bloody hand.

I notice that Roko reacted to the disembodied robot arm, was surprised but otherwise unaffected by the cow gore, then fainted at the dislocated finger.

Czarzhan

Ye gods, that offal! 😣

quarridors

That cow had it coming.

Miyaa

Might be consent issues there...

Captain Button

Indeed. Questionable, even, one might say. My headcanon is that the cow was already being butchered, or was at least already deceased, and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Brooks Moses

Not sure a paperclip will work, better call Elliot for a fresh croissant to bring her around.

Andrew

And, in Roko's case, the total loss thereof.

BobC

Holy cow. Srsly. Talk about "bodily integration"...

BobC

You know, it would be kind of amusing if her name was Kattel D'estroyer or something like that.

Thomas Boys

Well, that leg so elegantly draped over her shoulder does look more like a horse hoof than a cow hoof (cow hooves are split in two roughly equal size parts). Though it might just be the angle.

Peter Jensen

Poor cow. =(

I'm somehow glad to see that the immensely high-tech world of QC still has paperclip resets.

Ralf Paul

They're certainly going to have a disproportionate presence in the AI repair shop.

Mitchell Sealy

That's a very cute model of robot. Shame about all the gore

Bagge

That's an amount of gore I never expected to see in this comic. Not that it's bad, just surprising.

Mordaeus

Anyone else hear the pac man dying sound when Roko passed out?

Don't think of it as blood, think of it as rad sprays

ysth

I'm beginning to think that androids and robots make up more than half the character population of QC now.

Pete Hanson

She's pretty sure it was a cow, everything was kind of a blur. It might have been a pantomime horse.

Dean Reilly

I had to reread the paperclip part, then it clicked and I swore at the memory of those annoying buttons on every router ever.

gatherer818

That is a powerful thoughtless robot. Here's hoping cows are all shes been bumping into.

Mitchell Sealy

Poor Roko....


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