BONUS COMIC: Hey, You Asked

Hey, I joined and paid, why are the posts still locked?

Romaine Spence

And this is why I voted for Melon. Just saying.

Matthew Van Gangelen

No, I'm not surprised. It's like Brexit all over again.

Dave Cochran

It's been established that top hats and moustaches are evening stuff.

Dean Reilly

Needs more Randy.

Captain Button

The reason there are only 3 frames is not because that's all Marten is doing. No, the other frames were filled with velociraptors being eaten by Yelling Bird. Or vice-versa, I'm not sure.

BobC

XP

Chloë Salzenberg

I’m not sure if anyone is terribly surprised. I feel like people voted just because they like dumb stuff like this, and who can blame them? It made me laugh

Brian

This is why I voted for Pintsize at the dildo factory. A much more interesting premise. XP

MercuryBuddha

The job before, that he hated.

ysth

Brilliant!

Brian

That is a great way to look at this. Thank you for your refreshing perspective.

Brian

I don't think that came from the Library.

Brad Knowles

Who gave him the mug? Or did he steal it from the office where he had his shitty job?

ysth

So it's this strip who have won the poll. I'm this close do build a fucking dictature.

Sarah Buisson

I half expected a few characters from other strips to make an appearance, heh.

MiaKitty

Personally, I expected a little more on this option. Specifically, I expected it to be several rows of these frames copied and pasted in different orders. But, yeah, I thought that either of the other two options would be more interesting, and I had the least idea of what to expect with Melon, so voted for that. Plus, she could use a bit of a pick me up. She's clearly trying hard, unlike Pintsize who seems to be hardly trying. Admittedly, many of us are *glad* that Pintsize is hardly trying, given his aspirations.

Some Ed

Fool me once, etc etc

:-D

David Barr

Yeah, this is what I expected. That’s why I wanted Melon.

Thisguy

#1 Grampa, lol

Hey this is great. Now I feel like we get to see all the interesting & fun bits of Marten's life. We're NOT missing out!

Andrew Mitchell

Can anyone blame him (Marten) for taking advantage of a momentary lull in the congenial chaos that is his usual day-to-day? Thanks, Jeph. This makes me profoundly happy. It's a visual koan.

Ruth Merriam

Give me the day off and that's where I'll be too!

Isabel

LOL, I love it!

Charles Wallace

*I* asked for Pintsize, because this is exactly what I expected to see Marten doing!

Grace Kieser

I feel like I've been trolled!

Mark

I assume it's a garage-sale mug.

Larry

It is difficult to describe how perfect this is.

Cliff

Is he in a special room for out-of-arch characters?

Al Hunt

I'm 100% satisfied! Thanks Jeff!

Evgeniy Semyonov

Is that spidercoffee?

Captain Button

No cereals. I'm genuinely surprised.

Bagge

Yeah, me too. He is never going to be properly shiftless and no-account if he doesn't pick more guitar.

Dang. I would've thought he'd pull out his axe and practice his basics, if not concieving new licks.

Joshua Brumley

Not pictured? What he’s looking at: a selfie Pintsize sent from The Dildo Factory™ with his new manager Melon! Yes, of *course* melon’s previous “covered with creepy crawlies” position is just below “management” at The Dildo Factory™. Why did you even have to ask?

Geo (Overand)

You know... I was about 80% sure that that option said Pintsize instead of Marten when I voted for it...

Kyle Jenkins

I figured as much, which is why I voted for Melon...

Daryk Zirkle

I wish I had more time to do just that. A lot more...

Hugh Eckert

So, that's pretty much me at the office - once again, art imitates life!

Is that mug available in the QC Store?

Jason Hunter

Damnit jeph

Brian

Actually he's drinking English Breakfast tea. It's his dirty secret that he hides from his friends.

Reyn Goldfur

I didn't vote for this, but I respect the vote

Alcaria Swain

Steve eats cereal, Martin drinks...I'm assuming coffee.

Danya Michael

We did, in fact, ask.

Chris Wicks

Just normal day stuff, did you expect top hats and mustaches

Kyle Major

We all knew, that's why we picked it.

Patrick Liston

Best. Comic. Ever. JK. I kinda figured as much

David Rivette

A simple boy with simple needs. I'm so glad you filled the comic with ambitious queer folk who we can follow along side this kind boring boy <3

:)

Heather Tennant

You weren't curious?

Ami

Why was this an option if this is the answer?

Elf0004

Zzzz

Matrim Cauthon

...I Don't know what I expected. Well played, good sir!

I'm a little surprised it won...

Tannerbot

#1 Grandpa indeed.

drone r0m-3

Just the same as all of us

Dick van Soest