November Bonus Comic Poll!

I feel the same way. QC used to be my homepage.

Brian

Right on the Button! So to speak...

BobC

Recent case: <a href="https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3766" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3766</a>

Captain Button

Dina Saruyama is a character in the webcomic Dumbing Of Age by Dave Willis. Jeph and Willis have done a lot of cameos over the years, because of their mutual suffering from Butts Disease. <a href="http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-9-comic/01-flyin-to-the-red/samething/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-9-comic/01-flyin-to-the-red/samething/</a>

Captain Button

OK... forgive my ignorance. Dina <i>who</i>?

awgiedawgie

Ooooh! Dina's wearing a Coffee of Doom T-shirt today!

BobC

I can't figure out a way to send you a private message. I wanted you to know. I upgraded to $5/MO for 2 reasons. One is that the I am most interested in what is happening in QC when I open up my computer in the morning. And the second is that being blocked from the adorbs of of pupper updates.. It wouldn't have made me change but it did make to reconsider. QC is the first thing I look for in the morning. My patreon pledges should reflect my priority. Now it does.

SARA J DAVIS

Am I remembering wrong? Didn't we already have pint size at the dildo factory? NOT that it wouldn't make a great series... But I feel like I remember it.

SARA J DAVIS

Pint size could make a documentary about Melon at a dildo factory. "Dildos in the mists".

Spike

Oh, we all know the answer to that. <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/random/1386alternate.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/random/1386alternate.png</a>

Evgeniy Semyonov

or "who" amiright?

Jim Feldman

Great options this time!

Leona

Seeing Pintsize do a documentary on subtropical sand penguins would be interesting

Brian

Awwww but we already KNOW what Marten gets up to....

Kerin Schiesser

Eaten for breakfast, every one. Oh when will they ever learn?

Captain Button

What's her name from Station?

Captain Button

Surely one of Hanalore's parents has a project growing dinosaurs somewhere. With Agent Turing as government liaison.

Captain Button

straight cis white chon male (i.e. meat not AI. Main elements in flesh, Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen, and Nitrogen.)

Captain Button

I already know the answer to the last one. Here's a hint: "crunchcrunchcrunch".

Thomas Boys

Nah, it's all very logical. Melon is great because of how little we know about her and her job. Giving more information actually can somewhat break her charm. On the other hand, Pintsize in the dildo factory is as exciting as watching David Attenborough documentary "subtropical sand penguin of Sahara is building his nest from the skulls of lizards and occasional camel" - exciting, but very predictable after a few minutes. So Marten is the logical choice, because we can actually learn something interesting and it won't diminish his character in any way.

Evgeniy Semyonov

I'm only upset that I can't vote for all of them

I want a fourth "all of the above" choice please!

Nice try, Mr Jacques.. These are *obviously* all the same comic. Clearly you understand, on a deep level, how democracy works.

Dave Cochran

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of total penetration...

Jaron Mortimer

I too had a really hard time choosing! I want all three!

it's been a *while* since we've checked in on steve. is he still eating cereal? has he changed brands? is he eating POPTARTS now???

Cody Renton

not sure I want to know about Marten ... agree that Pintsize in a dildo factory seems cliche ... why so little love for Melon??

Joe

So unfair, I want to see all three of these

Thomas Halpin

the last option is just gonna be martin and steve eating cereal together isn't it

Waffliesinyoface

I want to see Beep giving Basilisk the tour and coming upon Pintsize in the company store.

Sleepy John

Uh, I want all three of them. This is the opposite of normal voting, where you dislike all candidates, but hold your nose and pick the least bad. Come on, Jeph! You can do it!

Walt Donovan

I kind of want to read all of them, they all sound really awesome!

That... That's a hard choice. I kinda wanna see what a promotion looks like from "covered in bugs screaming in a dark room", but at the same time, pintsize in a dildo factory has a very "Charlie and the chocolate factory" feel to it.

I assumed Pintsize

Brian

oh come on

Brian

Honestly, I'm more interested in learning which option Jeph 'knew' was going to win the vote!

1 comic, all 3.

ysth

I'm kinda curious about Martin, but it might be really boring. Like the entire page of Steve eating cereal. Melon's kinda annoying, but not boring.

Beechwood Chip

Me too Jeph, me too...

thefinaldegree

I kinda love them all.

At first glance I saw that as Melon gets pounded and thought you were going to start doing Slipshine 👀

Durmij

Where are my Melon people?!?

William Cole

What the hell is “community service” at a dildo factory?

Miyaa

Wow. I voted for Melon, but I'm honestly surprised that Pintsize isn't winning by a landslide.

awgiedawgie

Marten just eats cereals in his underwear, right?

Bagge

I'm willing to bet MELON isn't sure

Bagge

I'm always up for dividing by zero!

William Burns

But if he comic shows Martin while Jeph focuses on the rest of the cast... then the comic is then focusing on Martin so that's really not what he's doing while Jeph is focusing on the rest of the cast, it's a vicious loop.

Diana

"Does... does he work here?" "I have no idea, but his suggestions and design improvements brought up our Q2 numbers nineteen percent and we've opened up three new potential demographics without needing to adjust marketing." "...is... one of those demographics sentient toasters?" "Don't look directly at the marketing plan. It was not meant for corporeal eyes."

Eric Burns-White

Marten visits Pintsize, who is doing community service at the dildo factory, where he finds out that Melon just got a promotion to shift supervisor.

Summer Sudbrink

I mean, Pintsize at a dildo factory is kind of assumed to be his Wednesday.

kevlarmenace

I KEEP BEING WRONG ABOUT THESE POLLS

Jeph Jacques

I'd love to se something more about Hannelore, it's been some time without her... =)

I kind of want all 3. Like I will give more money a month just to get all 3 of these amazing options.

Called it.

TubaGinger

Jeph I am prepared to not double, but TRIPLE my patreon amount if I can get all three.

orangejuicenut

Marten eats boiled eggs with soldiers

Matthew Harris

It's not entirely impossible for all three of these to be combined into one comic. We don't know for sure that Melon *doesn't* work at the factory.

Steve DeGroof

Queue "Martin who?!" Jokes

Marten hangs out with Dina, talkin' dinosaurs.

Donald Boettger

And he was recruited by Steve whose cereal bowl contains a microphone that he uses to report to his spy boss.

Michael Nuzzo

Wouldn't have guessed the straight cis white male would have won this. I guess he was the original main character.

Alcaria Swain

I’m surprised Pintsize at a dildo factory isn’t getting more votes because you know he’s in QA with Beepratice.

Miyaa

Please tell me that whatever doesn't win will be next month's bonus comic! Because I want them all!

JD

Bonus comic seeker, given choices free. Democratric chooser, who wants to see. A young voter rushing, toward the polls. But with these options, indecision holds!

XaleManix

Surprise twist: Marten is an international spy.

Andy Affleck

I want it all I want it all I want it all And I want it now

Lalo Martins