Old School Pervert Style

Oppa pervert style?

Jason Rock

At least now people stop asking what "scat porn" is.

Cleo Schmitz

No worries, May's been covertly redirecting all his resumes to companies that would look favorably upon it. Fortunately, such companies tend to pay well, and so this is technically a good thing.

Valraven

Brown SQURPP is ewwww.

Quantum Cat

Makes me wonder what's going to happen when he goes for another job interview and they start asking him about his web browsing preferences..... ;)

Brad Knowles

They're both domestic/office models so being able to use domestic power outlets makes sense. It's Bubbles who I'm surprised can charge from a domestic power source. As a military model, I'd expect her to need something that looks like a ground power line for a fighter aircraft.

Ben Russell-Gough

OSHA? This isn't a workplace.

Jackson Bockus

True. I'd expect to to see something girthier, like a Tesla charger.

Dan Isaacs

Umm why are the charging connection on their heads? and why are the power cables so thin? i realize its supposed to look like a bigger usb cable but its weird looking and would probably trigger an OSHA audit

Ariel Rosenfeld

Heh, that kinda DOES feel like a standard feature in a world where people like Hannelore's dad are leading pioneers in tech development.

Bagge

Nah, just toss it into a fire. It’s the only way to be sure.

Miyaa

The brown, drippy lettering is really doing its job here.

Gillian Brown

Dale, run a full system scan when you get your laptop back.

Ben Russell-Gough

There are plenty of racist humans in the world, so it would be no surprise to find racist AIs.

awgiedawgie

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Stoodmuffin

I bet there's a faction of AI's who consider wearing a human-like skin tone is like race-betrayal.

Seems more like a slumber party snuggle to me.

Bruce Steinberg

A vintage laptop just renders the porn so much more richly and fully than these modern neural interfaces…

William Cole

Is Momo wearing a onesie?

Brent Catherman

And here she worried about not being cute

Bagge

Awwwwww, they are sharing an electric outlet. That must be AT LEAST first base, right?

Bagge

Momo's jammies tho

A sheep

I like Momo's new hair cut. But couldn't May have used one of Dale's swords to give May the FULL treatment? <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IBZ1PxmOAw" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IBZ1PxmOAw</a>

naw, thats bishonen scatpr0n from Marigold's last browsing session.

jeff fearnow

Poor Dale is in for quite a shock when he goes through the browsing history on his laptop.

awgiedawgie

Someone get May a cup of beer so she can have her own Valhalla experience.

Miyaa

Heh. It feels more authentic for May because this way she gets to 'share' the experience with Momo.

John Fiala

Momo used to use a laptop herself.

Carl Fink

For the full experience use a computer at the library, and leave the browser open for the next person to find.

Dean Reilly

And the laptop has smell-o-vision of course.

Andrew

Ok, the fact that they share a power strip is a bit cute.

Colin McBride

can May's Twitter be WORSE than Pintsize's?

Peter McDevitt

Oh god Momo in a onesie. It just needs a hood to be a kigurumi.

Buck Caldwell