Smoke Alarm

Question is, are these those little bitter red bastards or the big delicious golden ones? Two completely different things, right there.

I'm the exact opposite. I like raisins but don't really like any other dried fruit. Not too big on regular fruit either but I like most fruit juices.

Gregory Norris

These three are real cute, every interaction, adorable. OT3

DROID 06 NOT UNDERSTAND PURPOSE OF RAISINS

Matt Grayson

Sultanas are raisins. Just made with different grapes.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Does anybody else know people who drag THAT atmosphere into a room with them? I know at least two.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

If you haven't seen it already, <a href="http://chiefobrienatwork.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Chief O'Brien At Work</a> might amuse or horrify you.

Trigon Manthree

I don't like regular raisins but I'm at least OK with any other kind of dried fruit...

Hugh Eckert

I eat my oatmeal with raisins. Sometimes if I'm feeling snackish I'll just eat a handful. We don't normally keep cinnamon raisin bread around, but we happen to be working through a loaf right now...

Jeffrey Nonken

I eat raisins almost every day

AJ Saint

Emily, what did I tell you about hacking users accounts on Patreon and posting in their names?

Ben Russell-Gough

Raisins are tiny disembodied plant brains. If you chew them sufficiently you absorb ancient plant wisdom, but ancient plant wisdom requires chloroplasts to actually apply, and you haven't any. If you swallow any without chewing, they migrate to your own brain, zombifying you and making you a slave of the plants. Eventually your own brain crumbles into brownish flakes, which are then packaged and sold by other zombified plant servants as raisin brain cereal. Frank Baum tried to warn the world by having the Wizard give the scarecrow a brain of bran, but too few could read between the lines. Take heed.

ooooh. What would Roko do with pumpernickel? (I love pumpernickel. One of my regrets in eating low carb is no pumpernickel.)

Am Queue

I especially love the art on this one.

Sarah Manx

Brun, try a good raisin pumpernickel. The sweetness of the raisins is a nice complement to the sourness of real black bread.

Carl Fink

Ah, the grapes of wrath.

Andrew Tate

I just suddenly realised that Brun really isn't happy that she doesn't like raisins. All her life, she's been waiting to find her way to the gold at the end of the rainbow. She finally makes it and realises that it wasn't anywhere near as good as she was hoping! Of course, likely NOTHING could have been as good as she was hoping!

Ben Russell-Gough

I'm starting to root for a poly triad, here.

MiaKitty

Sultanas - yum. Raisins - bleh. Dried cherries - gtf away from me with that shit right now.

Fay Roberts

Raisins are the only reason I'll eat oatmeal cookies.

BobC

Raisins in cookies are the reason I have trust issues.

Raisins are prunes with an inferiority complex.

BobC

Or a Rosary?

BobC

I don't like raisins either.

Jonathan Smith

*eats cinnamon raisin bread while reading this strip*

TMN

Today's lesson for Elliott: Not everything is his fault!

Ben Russell-Gough

*eats raisins menacingly*

Unanimous D

Quick, someone photoshop some literal pearls into that last panel for Elliot to be clutching.

Elliot is feeling left out again

Bagge

Interesting. I'm the other way around. I don't like them out of the box but I like them in food.

mooviies

Raisins are grapes that have acquired the depth and intensity that only age and wisdom provide...

Marc Pengryffyn

Raisins are just grapes that couldn't make the first team or the second team.

Captain Button

oh my goodness, someone please put Elliot out of his misery and give him a hug and tell him everything's okay and nothing is his fault &lt;3

JD

Alton Brown says "raisins are always optional"

lilibat

Poor Eliot. Ok. Something NICE needs to happen to him soon. Or we will find him in the position of Miles O'brien in DS 9. (If something bad is about to happen, it will happen to him.)

I like raisins, but not in food. Just straight out of the box. Putting them in food weirds the food.

Buck Caldwell

Raisins are great. Especially with eggs, sugar, oatmeal, flour, butter, salt and baking soda.

Benzy

They need a gloom alarm, that plays a happy upbeat song!

Andrew

What is this "American Cheese" you speak of?

Chris Olstrom

Raisins are neat and I don't understand why the Internet is often mean to them :-(

R. Francis Smith

If you do like raisins, try a cinnamon raisin bagel with American cheese. Trust me. (Deli cheese, not the extruded stuff.)

Adam Friedlander

Raisins did nothing wrong

Jackson Bockus

G L O O M

Michael Lazare