June Bonus Comic Poll!

I thought you weren't drawing yelling bird anymore...

Bitter Donald

I'm glad I'm late on this as I want them all.

David H. Adler

Oh no! I missed the poll and I really want all Melon comics all the time, especially about birds. Maybe someday?

It's early on 7/4 and I missed the vote also....but at least my first choice won!

Steve teaches Melon how to eat "Yelling Bird" brand Fiber Chunks.

Matt

Me too!

Sean Fhearsalach

Would love if these polls lasted just a wee bit longer -- keep missing the chance to vote.

Surely a Fiv[..] if you include the bread? :)

David Howe

Yelling Bird?

Patrick Mac Manus

I just wanna see Brun, Eliot, Roko, and Clinton in a fo[ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴᴅᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ʙʀᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇʀᴍs ᴏғ ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴄʏ ᴘᴏʟɪᴄʏ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇ sʏsᴛᴇᴍ]

Unanimous D

Wow! Option 1 has more than twice the votes of the other two combined! Do we have a board full of bread voyeurs here?

Ben Russell-Gough

All of that research that's going into "explainable" ML in 2018 must have paid off.

Kai

How can anyone actually <i>explain</i> a fetish? It's not like you can say <i>why</i> you find something — anything — erotic. And fetishes tend to be somewhat... fluid... dynamic. Since we are constantly learning... developing, our desires are constantly developing at the same time. There are things that I used to find arousing that I no longer do, and other things that used to seem blasé that I now find extremely exciting. So even <i>describing</i> a fetish cannot be done exactly.

awgiedawgie

YELLING BIRD. (I'm not yelling pls no ban)

R L

why can I select all three

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Curiosity killed the cat, but only after it won the poll.

RoofPig

Horny robots!

Julia Allen-Hesse

Yelling Bird Fucks Time. (Time deserves it.)

kaitou

Yelling Bird Fucks Pintsize. (Or is it the other way around? (Maybe time won't tell. (Yeah; time'e an asshole. (Really.))))

kaitou

I always kinda thought it was because she misunderstood the term pansexual.

Call me crazy but I think not understanding why Roko has a bread fetish is part of what makes it more funny.

Melon is fascinating, but there was no real contest, Jeph...

mxwn

Wasn't Yelling Bird Fucks the Moon a David Bowie song?

Scott Kenney

pay this man

Garden

None of the above

MrSVCD

Yelling Bird Fucks the Moon is too much content for a single comic. It deserves its own slipshine feature.

Kyle Rudy

If it wasn't for that one I would be SO into Melon and Birds

Stoodmuffin

I would too. She's an interesting person. (And an AI, in the QC universe, IS a person.)

Needs More Randy!

Captain Button

maybe switch up the order for the poll, I feel like the first option always wins (and yelling bird is always last in both votes and position)

Matt Lee

1st panel: yelling bird ducking the Moon 2nd panel: melon saying birds are amazing! As she stumbles into roko 3rd panel: roko falls into a breadcart and a handsome human breadseller helps her up and launches into a speech on the great wonders of bread. Roko is left speechless.

Why do you ask us to vote if you already know the answer!

Francis

Y'all I am so curious about the bread fetish, though.

Creepy Cat Lady

I had to vote for Roko, but what about Roko getting into Yelling Bird fucking the moon? Or maybe Yelling Bird fucking Melon while she's dressed up as the moon?

Celine Chamberlin

As much as I would love to see Moon Fucking, I am curious about the bread fetish.

drone r0m-3

Actually... Changed my mind. ALL THREE, PLZ.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

It's been too long since we had Yelling Bird. I realize my vote is likely to lose, but... To Each His Own. I like Yelling Bird.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

No need to limit yourself to only voting for one. They're checkboxes, not radio buttons.

Ross

Kids in the Hall, Hitler *blanks* a Donkey except with more Yelling Bird and the moon and less Hitler and a Donkey.

Gary Walker

It would be "gently"

I would very much like to see Roko less of a joke and more of an interestingly bent person.

Kids in the Hall - The Moon Sketch - except with Yelling Bird

Ami

IT SHALL FOLLOW MELON'S BUTT SKYWARD

Czarzhan

All 3 would make an interesting comic

You keep making these SO DIFFICULT

Fart Captor

I support this; I feel like there are numerous extremely funny directions it could go

Or Jim and Veronica. Jim would understand the bread part; Veronica would understand the fetish part.

Charlotte Grubbs

I picked the first two, because I'm sure they can be combined somehow - maybe Roko gets mad when Melon feeds her precious bread to the birds?

Charlotte Grubbs

MY BIRD PENIS SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS

Roko. Why not have her explaining her fetish for someone who understands bread properly, like Elliot...

I assume shooting toast at your date in a restaurant is the bread fetishist equivalent of getting your dick out at a restaurant: something that in another time and place might be appreciated, but not in public, and certainly not within the first ten minutes of meeting someone.

Charlotte Grubbs

Where's the Hannelore option?

Lars Gottlieb

I hope Roko wins, but I just had to pick Yelling Bird this time. Haha!

Chris Hewson

I fear that Melon would take "getting into" birds very literally ...

bruitist

Oh god yes Roko please!

Ol' Firebones

My real question is why Pintsize’s attempt at toast didn’t work on Roko... Did he just move too fast? Hmm...

Morgan Bauman

how about combining the last two?

I really don't understand why these can't all be done in one glorious comic

Wayne Rossi

BRING BACK YELLING BIRD!

Alex Mullenix

darn it haven't seen yelling bird in ages but no one isnvoting for him COME ON!

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