May Bonus Comic

to be fair, this model is uglier than what he got

Eric Pike

#PromisesBroken

Marc Tabor

This didn’t age well

[2021 has entered the chat...] https://www.patreon.com/posts/oh-no-51579448

Dustin

https://www.patreon.com/posts/oh-no-51579448 Flash forward to today(ish)...

Dustin

2021 reporting in and lol

JB Robinson

HARPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Jared Cyr

Probably one of those usb ports meant for burning out cables during hot robot sex :)

David Howe

Where, exactly, does non-Humanoid Pintsize's data connection cable plug in to. Humanoid's looks like his ear, non-Humanoid...well, it is Pintsize...

Richard Bairwell

The answer is, everything.

The question is, what could possibly go wrong?

human pintsize looks like truth from fullmetal alchemist.

stephen richardson

I laughed SO HARD! I could understand exactly what they all felt XD

Patty

BUT HE LOOKED SO HAPPY

Dylan T

This is incredibly depressing.

Unanimous D

In May there was a tie. So he said he’d do one and then the other for the next 2 months.

Lightsabr2

I’m confused this says May but it’s June. Does the May comic get voted on in May and come out in June or had timings just slipped a little?

SheepFace2000

So Violence. Very Justice.

jeff fearnow

Station's orbital bombardment has begun. Spookybot is forming a small black hole that will remove him from this universe. DROID 06 FEEL SUDDEN NEED TO CRUSH SOMETHING. Emily's laptop is emitting eldritch runes again.

Matt Grayson

Surprised Bubbles wasn't involved with this, but that would probably be overkill.

Brent Catherman

Did she borrow it from Brun? I don't recall them ever meeting.

Brent Catherman

Eugh, I had been trying to forget about <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1500" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">ThumbLord</a>.

Peter Jensen

Aww, Faye should have used a wrench, it would have fit her character better

Jonathan Pesek

Faye and Momo got to Pintsize before he could get to them...

David Paul

I sort of feel sad for Pintsize. He had so many things he wanted to do with those fingers.

Defending life as we know it is never a laughing matter.

Chris Gallaty

No thumbs for you

Bagge

"Oooh, hands! With fingers!" *wiggle-wiggle-wiggle" *WHACK SLICE THRUST*

William Burns

Assuming the new chassis is overclocked, he lived a lifetime in those few moments, so he really died of old age. Ignore all evidence to the contrary.

BobC

Faye <i>had</i> one, but Marten didn't want the apartment burned down.

awgiedawgie

Well... only if he got his wish.

awgiedawgie

Parallax

Jon Guyer

HARPOON CALLBACK! 😄

Fay Roberts

No one had a flamethrower?

Bryan Freehan

late shmate, I'm just disappointed that the May bonus comic doesn't feature May!

Matt

YAY! ^-^ A bonus Comic on my Birthday!!!!

Joshua Roberts

This is unrealistic, we all know pintsize would have wang-limbs.

Grant Swire

You know, even tho I assume it really would end badly... I wouldn't be averse to an actual arc where Pintsize gets to try out a new chassis...

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

I believe Marten said that once in a comic...

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Nice to see the harpoon make a glorious yet brief return!

CalmWeaver27

heyoooooo

Jeph Jacques

It's a little known fact that Pintsize welcomed the destruction of the new body after he found out that his request for a "unique" chassis was misinterpreted as a request for a "eunuch" chassis.

I was put in mind of Dr. Seuss' Sneetches with 'stars on thars'.

Douglas E. Smith

Some unnatural horrors cannot be allowed to stand! XD XD XD

Ben Russell-Gough

It was bad enough when he had thumb appendages. Imagine the destruction and horror Pintsize could perpetrate if he could grasp power tools. I have a similar attitude towards cats evolving thumbs.

Douglas E. Smith

Men, women, and even AI androids agree: Pintsize getting a more human-like body would lead to the apocalypse.

Miyaa

It's Momo's harpoon. You think there's only one harpoon?

Trigon Manthree

It's Momo's harpoon. You think there's only one harpoon?

Trigon Manthree

Is anyone going to mention people asking if people are going to mention something, instead of just mentioning it themselves? I'm not.

Trigon Manthree

That was my thought.

Nobilis Reed (personal)

I'm going to assume that Pintsize was actually not transferred into his new body, but was setting up a remote connection. But he experienced the death of his new body, so there must be bloody, bloody revenge. Poor Pintsize. What if his personality was a result of his small body, and transferring him to a new body would have made him a wonderful person? What if he has robot body dysphoria? Where is the sensitivity?

Ray Cornwall

It can not happen any other way

Akashimo Hakubi

The Identity Question is one of those endless morass threads among SF nerds.

Captain Button

"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

Captain Button

Yes. But that was all because Faye gave him some espresso.

Val

How did Momo get Brun's harpoon?

Rich Holmes

Oh god. I actually said "No" aloud before scrolling down. Good ending 5/5.

Smazzie

Oh the star on the crotch! Is that just for decoration, or is it some kind of... opening?

Benzy

Wait. Isn't that murder? Or does Original Pintsize keep a copy... then New Pintsize would be a clone. Brane hurts. Ah - reading the title and tagline helps. It's a thought experiment. Brane swelling reversing.

Al Hunt

Like how Momo didn't even shoot the harpoon at Pintsize. She just kind of battering ram'd it through. This is the best thing ever

Waffles the Mooose

Aww it was possible he would have been better

Kyle Major

Is anyone going to mention humanoid Pintsize's speedo?

Josh

I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw this. Thank you

Val

That escalated quickly.

drone r0m-3

Appropriate response is appropriate. KILL IT BEFORE IT REPRODUCES

Tim Eldred

May bonus comic always confuses me, because I think it's a bonus comic about May!

Chris Hewson

Wasn't that Pintsize declaring Now Ends the Age of Man in the Faye and Dora story made up during the space station visit?

Matt Grayson

Daaaaammmmnnn!

Czarzhan

The Age of Pintron

Summer Sudbrink

How did Momo get her hands on Brun's harpoon?

Dean Reilly

....can I join in?

R L

They did what had to be done.

Alex Mullenix

Completely appropriate response! The world is not prepared

Okay, now give Brun back her harpoon, Momo.

Jackson Bockus

I dunno, it just doesn't seem funny to me to have someone attacked like that.

John Fiala

If this is May's bonus comic, why isn't she in it?

Nikki

pintsize

The Shadow's Lair

Lmao poor pinsize

The Shadow's Lair

Martin’s pretty good with a sword. Decapitations are tough.

james stangeland

Well, that didn’t take long. I also love that Pintsize (Quartsize? Gallonsize?) seems only mildly disappointed with Marten, Faye, and Momo utterly disemboweling him. I guess the therapy helped.

Will Weaver

If Marten gets any closer to Pintsize, he's gonna get imapled by that harpoon

Nicholas Lopez