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Caught Out

Turns out petards are a real thing and they're SUPER DANGEROUS???

Caught Out

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I see you too have read the age of empires 2 manual

Keisi

Claire is me

Briar 💜

Which in turn comes from explosive flatuence.

Bruce Steinberg

Not surprising. Hamlet also had country matters. And Midsummer Night's Dream had a man called Bottom who's turned into an ass. Shakespeare had Butts Disease bad.

Diptych

Pétard is just french for firecracker

Olivier Laroche

Also bear in mind that the idiom was popularized (if not invented) by Shakespeare, in Hamlet. Hamlet has fart jokes.

Danya Michael

Also then it might actually be funny

Danya Michael

Because then it wouldn't be a a thinly veiled excuse to encourage its viewers to point and laugh at the nerds to feel better about themselves.

Carl

Why can't Big Bang Theory be like this?

Unanimous D

Gives a whole different, sinister meaning to "I fart in your general direction". Not that the literal meaning is all that benign.

Peter Jensen

No, that only happens to Q.

Ben Russell-Gough

Now go away or we will taunt you another time-a

Rudolph Gerber

This is the kind of sophisticated humour for which the French are famous.

Dean Reilly

Jousted by mine own Picard :-/

Patrick Jackson

Hehe. Fart joke. No, seriously, a petard is named after farts. This makes this a fart joke.

Matthew Foweraker

So, it's basically a fart joke, which explains why Jeph knows the word.

Ben Russell-Gough

Yeah, petards are da bomb...

Rob Scott

There is a reason why the people of Europe have an instinct to twitch and back away when someone in authority asks for a volunteer. It's a race memory of things like this.

Ben Russell-Gough

I've got a feeling that the teen years at Casa Augustus were pretty much continual bickering between those two! I'm really getting into Clinton and Claire's relationship - Bickering, loving and completely open; they're probably both be mired in their personality problems if they didn't have their sibling to shamelessly call them out about them!

Ben Russell-Gough

Clinton is chill

Bagge

I'm sure my brother and I have had similar conversations

Stoodmuffin

Petards are where we get this from: 💣 Turns out that a grenade with a really inaccurate fuse is a really bad idea

Fart Captor

I sense a case of Butts Disease in this thread.

ducksauz

Yeah, it's a farting bomb. Expelling all its force in one direction.

Diptych

Yes, really.

Paul Cantrell

Etymology: mid 16th century: from French pétard, from péter ‘break wind’.

Paul Cantrell

Well, I got it *almost* correct from memory. <a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoist_with_his_own_petard" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoist_with_his_own_petard</a>

Ol' Firebones

'Tis a sport for the enginer to be hoist on his own petard.

Ol' Firebones

The problem with a petard wasn't so much the bomb itself. The problem was the fuse. A fuse set for "Oh, a minute or so" might go off in 60 seconds. Or it could go in 15 or 20 seconds. Or it could just go out. So... The victim is carrying his bomb and running like hell towards the gates. The marksmen on the walls, seeing him running up, start peppering the crackpot with crack potshots. But he survives, drops the bomb, turns to run, and the 60 second fuse was really 27 seconds and the bomb just ruins his day. Not to mention his armor.

Good rule of thumb is that if you can't be sure whether or not it's offensive, it probably is.

MiqoRems

DROID 06 NEED LOVE TOO. ENTER HUG ZONE AT OWN RISK!

Wiki

"Hoist with his own petard" is a Shakespearean idiom from Hamlet meaning "to cause the bomb maker to be blown up with his own bomb". A petard is a small bomb used for blowing up gates and walls when breaching ...

He goes very Peanuts.

Diptych

I love these dorks.

Mandy Hoskins

And he's even wearing the glove Bubbles and Faye told him to get!

Clinton sizes up the goal... He Shoots! And he scores!

HOISTED (Clearly I didn't read the alt before contributing here)

R L

I had a pun in mind concerning the phrase "acting petarded" but I can't be sure if that's offensive or not...

Peter McDevitt

Petards = IED's.

Joseph Houk

DROID 06 TRY TO BE DORK.

Matt Grayson

I thought it was like a spear or something

Cody Renton

I just looked it up, and apparently petards are a kind of bomb?! I always assumed they were like suspenders, hence how you could be 'hoisted by your own petard'. I'm not really sure how an explosion can hoist you. I wonder where that phase came from! haha

Chris Hewson

Clinton is cute when he gets all high and mighty. Needs cuter glasses though.

Miyaa

These two are the most adorable siblings ever.

Will Weaver

Own goaled

ysth

Proper sibling dialogue, lol!

Dracon Atrox

And the world makes sense again

David Rivette

"You are the one who is the dork!" /JayAndSilentBob

Jamison Town

and then claire was a dork

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns


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