I'm pretty sure May's straight and Melon is... Well, Melon. I shudder to think how she would approach a romantic relationship!
Grace Kieser
2018-06-20 04:13:09 +0000 UTC
Maybe the pigeon is really Yelling Bird now
Ross
2018-06-20 02:44:02 +0000 UTC
Melon is so CUTE.
Will Weaver
2018-06-20 02:36:56 +0000 UTC
Socially appropriate greeting!
Trigon Manthree
2018-06-19 14:31:55 +0000 UTC
Shipping Melon and May actually but I like your style
2018-06-19 14:24:37 +0000 UTC
Quite probably the main consequence is that Pintsize gained a new trick to get on everyone's nerves: making them question whether he is not really an asshole OR IS HE?!
Evgeniy Semyonov
2018-06-19 10:30:36 +0000 UTC
And by now the therapist is SURE that the real answer to Pintsize's implied question is: "You ARE an asshole. Embrace it and get out of my group, PLEASE!"
2018-06-19 10:05:08 +0000 UTC
Maybe Pintsize is nursing pigeon eggs since the mother was killed by the roomba?
Patrick Mac Manus
2018-06-19 08:04:15 +0000 UTC
Nah, that's just one of the tenants' kids flying the nest!
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-06-19 07:31:52 +0000 UTC
I think that this is their first time on-screen together, yes.
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-06-19 06:50:44 +0000 UTC
Just how far has the word spread that Pintsize's chassis is THE nesting place for homeless pigeons?
FWIW, I'm not sure if May is annoyed with Melon for being so... well... Melon or if she's annoyed with the pigeon for giving her a scare that she won't quickly forget.
As no-one else has mentioned it, we should note that Bubbles take-down does seem to have had at least some consequences for Pintsize. Maybe she DID make him think about himself!
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-06-19 06:46:48 +0000 UTC
Is this the first time May and Melon have appeared together? They're kind of similar physically, although of course with vastly different temperaments.
Mark
2018-06-19 06:20:35 +0000 UTC
DROID 06 IS PRESENT. DROID 06 IS SITTING JUST TO THE RIGHT.
David Paul
2018-06-19 05:56:29 +0000 UTC
It's own sitcom and spin-off series?
David Paul
2018-06-19 05:55:03 +0000 UTC
So Pintsize really IS just an asshole.... or is he a cloaca? Wait... since birds are hatched, not born, that birth really IS a miracle!
awgiedawgie
2018-06-19 05:38:34 +0000 UTC
And here I thought he accepted filling his mouth with birdseed rather than be psychoanalyzed by Bubbles for yet another transgression.
I love May's expression. She KNOWS some shit like that will happen, only not exactly what kind, so she waits for the other shoe.
Bagge
2018-06-19 04:05:32 +0000 UTC
This therapist bot is beyond done with Pintesize's shenanigans
Dylan T
2018-06-19 03:58:02 +0000 UTC
#HomestuckInUnexpectedPlaces
Dylan T
2018-06-19 03:57:34 +0000 UTC
I warned you about pigeons bro!!!
I told you dog!
2018-06-19 03:49:20 +0000 UTC
Why are we shipping Melon/Pidgie? Why are we ignoring Pidgie/Pintsize's esophageal tract? Equal rights and all.
jeff fearnow
2018-06-19 03:46:10 +0000 UTC
F*ckin' Pintsize man...
2018-06-19 03:44:30 +0000 UTC
Melgion!
Nobilis Reed (personal)
2018-06-19 03:41:52 +0000 UTC
We need a name for this pairing... "Melon" plus "Pigeon"..... "Pigeon!" No, wait, that's no good... "Melon" plus "pigeon"... "Melon!". Wow, this is hard....
Brian English
2018-06-19 03:35:58 +0000 UTC
Is it one of May’s spicy pigeons?
Andrew
2018-06-19 03:23:36 +0000 UTC
Get a grip. Those are seams, not thong lines.
(Edit: Made you look!)
BobC
2018-06-19 03:03:11 +0000 UTC
For one brief, shining moment, I thought it was Yelling Bird returning to abuse us once again.
I was wrong... I am sad.
I may also be a masochist.
BobC
2018-06-19 02:58:13 +0000 UTC
Hi City Face!
LithelyUnshod
2018-06-19 02:48:14 +0000 UTC
Thought you said robots at first. Not Dinosaurs. Was thinking about Faye and Bubbles.
Mitchell Sealy
2018-06-19 02:44:15 +0000 UTC
You made Melon cuter. HOW DID YOU MAKE MELON CUTER?
Populuxe
2018-06-19 02:28:18 +0000 UTC
Having Melon hookup with Pintsizes ex, sooooo predictable Jeph.
2018-06-19 02:27:03 +0000 UTC
Hey, pigeons can use the subway. This one's worked out how to use Pintsize as a means of transport...
Marc Pengryffyn
2018-06-19 02:24:46 +0000 UTC
Welp. All aboard the good ship Melgion, I guess...
Grace Kieser
2018-06-19 02:20:21 +0000 UTC
Hmm, maybe dinosaurs could exchange genetic material via pigeon? Pigeonsemination.
Andrew
2018-06-19 02:17:35 +0000 UTC
May's facial expressions in this are everything. :D
Fay Roberts
2018-06-19 02:08:55 +0000 UTC
Where is the heroic Droid 06? *blinks*
2018-06-19 02:07:22 +0000 UTC
SAME THING HAPPEN TO DROID 06.
Matt Grayson
2018-06-19 02:06:21 +0000 UTC
Jeph make that a shirt, I need to get HI!
2018-06-19 02:06:07 +0000 UTC
Cooo! (I and everybird will train Melon to defend heavenly pudding!)
Miyaa
2018-06-19 02:04:03 +0000 UTC
Melon, hello ;-*
Fart Captor
2018-06-19 02:03:10 +0000 UTC
HI!
Celine Chamberlin
2018-06-19 02:02:23 +0000 UTC
BLAURH
Asher Rose Fox
2018-06-19 01:59:56 +0000 UTC
Oh melon I love you and your punchlines
Kyle Major
2018-06-19 01:59:35 +0000 UTC
But didn't that one have an unfortunate run-in with the jet propelled roomba?
2018-06-19 01:57:31 +0000 UTC
If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, than what is a vomited pigeon worth?!
Peter McDevitt
2018-06-19 01:56:45 +0000 UTC
Melon, pigeon, May and probably the blackboard somehow.
Gary Walker
2018-06-19 01:55:53 +0000 UTC
Tbh, I do kind of ship it.
Alex Mullenix
2018-06-19 01:55:36 +0000 UTC
is that the bird that nested in Pintsize ages ago... wow.
The Shadow's Lair
2018-06-19 01:54:18 +0000 UTC
I, for one, ship our new pigeon Lord.
Ting
2018-06-19 01:53:41 +0000 UTC
I ship it. Melon looks like the kind of person who would play Hatoful Boyfriend.