Build A Time Machine
Added 2018-06-17 02:59:00 +0000 UTC
It's my birthday! I'm 38 years old. So old. So...old...
I am delighted and unsurprised that Dina broke the webcomic barrier just because there was dinosaur conversation.
Also, happy birthday, you tiny, tiny child. :-)
David H. Adler
2018-06-24 04:05:58 +0000 UTC
Cameo!
Patrick Jackson
2018-06-19 07:55:32 +0000 UTC
Happy Birthday Jeph! We're birthday twins!
Timothy Mann
2018-06-18 14:05:25 +0000 UTC
THE CONVERGENCE IS UPON US
Dylan T
2018-06-18 04:47:02 +0000 UTC
I have a feeling Ryan North is going to have some interesting things to say about this one.
2018-06-18 02:00:39 +0000 UTC
Dinosaurs mentioned? So of course in the lower corner we see . . .
09Klr650
2018-06-17 23:18:00 +0000 UTC
Jeph, I'm going to hit 66 earth orbits this week.
And I want you to know THIS, and incorporate it in your life...
Yeah, yeah, I ain't as young as I was once...
But I sure the HELL ain't as old as I'm gonna get!
2018-06-17 22:31:14 +0000 UTC
Just curious, is there a QC discord somewhere?
DresdenQ
2018-06-17 21:22:21 +0000 UTC
Hey, Jeph, you must be pretty important because Google told me about your birthday. Not bad for an old man. <a href="https://imgur.com/txww718" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://imgur.com/txww718</a>
Celine Chamberlin
2018-06-17 20:19:06 +0000 UTC
Dina!
SheepFace2000
2018-06-17 19:44:38 +0000 UTC
Speaking of spider sex... by coincidence I ran across an amorous pair of Nereine radiata gettin' it on just a few hours ago while I was hiking, so of course I shot some video. For your edification: spider porn! <a href="https://www.facebook.com/1130258139/posts/10215181490787183/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/1130258139/posts/10215181490787183/</a>
Ol' Firebones
2018-06-17 19:30:45 +0000 UTC
I dunno... I could see Joyce Brown as Claire's best friend and not seeing the slightest conflict between that and being a religious conservative.
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-06-17 19:08:21 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday Jeph! You're not old until you're telling kids to get off your lawn. Don't do that, and you're golden!
Cole Blackblood
2018-06-17 18:56:38 +0000 UTC
So young.
Maurice Kessler
2018-06-17 18:51:46 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday, Jeph. We've never met, but you are very important to me. Please keep doing you and know that you are appreciated and celebrated - especially on your birthday.
Joseph McGrath
2018-06-17 18:50:07 +0000 UTC
Happy Birthday!
2018-06-17 18:06:09 +0000 UTC
Ditto.
Alex Borders
2018-06-17 17:54:05 +0000 UTC
Happy Birthday!!!
2018-06-17 17:48:00 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday!
Bryan Freehan
2018-06-17 16:16:52 +0000 UTC
Happy BIrthday, Jeph. (Seems like Dina is the one character from Willis' universe that would fit in without being at all out of place.)
kaitou
2018-06-17 15:31:10 +0000 UTC
A genuine LOL. :)
Erin Halfelven at BigCloset
2018-06-17 15:07:00 +0000 UTC
Happy Birthday, Jeph!
2018-06-17 13:38:26 +0000 UTC
The do have a mutual interest in reptiles...
Captain Button
2018-06-17 12:58:00 +0000 UTC
Being behind one door is not that different from being behind any door.
Captain Button
2018-06-17 12:54:33 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday Jeph!
Dave
2018-06-17 12:42:32 +0000 UTC
Happy Birthday!
You are NOT OLD ... In fact you are in the same age range as my kids ... (And that makes "ME" REALLY OLD!)
I read your comic because I love Si-Fi, I love AI, and I really enjoy the interpersonal dynamics that you imbue your characters with.
And, of course, all your story arcs are wonderful, as is your exploration of the 'Issues-Of-The-Day'.
I hop you enjoy and can continue to write your content for many, many years to come.
2018-06-17 12:37:56 +0000 UTC
I’m stealing her and you can’t have her back
Jeph Jacques
2018-06-17 12:03:59 +0000 UTC
AAAAAAAH it's DINAH! :D
Rob McBobson
2018-06-17 11:49:00 +0000 UTC
I'm pretty sure I need that beanie.
2018-06-17 11:45:48 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday!
2018-06-17 11:42:17 +0000 UTC
Happy Birthday! PS ... 38 is NOT old! ;)
Nicki Faulk
2018-06-17 11:10:04 +0000 UTC
Thanks, Jeph- questions I have never pondered at shortly before 7am has just had a huge disruption! HAHAHAH!
Karyl
2018-06-17 10:48:31 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday 🎂 😄
Amy Gilroy
2018-06-17 10:22:22 +0000 UTC
Ah, to be 38 again...
Mark
2018-06-17 09:29:36 +0000 UTC
<a href="http://www.dumbingofage.com/tag/dina/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.dumbingofage.com/tag/dina/</a>
Mark
2018-06-17 09:29:13 +0000 UTC
Bah. When 45 years old YOU reach look as good you will not.
Rudolph Gerber
2018-06-17 09:27:00 +0000 UTC
Whose Dina?
Philip D Jones
2018-06-17 09:22:11 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday!!
2018-06-17 08:56:01 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday, Jeph and thanks for all the comics! I hope you'll have a fantastic day. Also, good question. May Emily find the answers.
Lars Gottlieb
2018-06-17 08:41:03 +0000 UTC
She has a Dinosaur Science Sense and automatically turns up anywhere where people are talking about dinosaurs.
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-06-17 08:29:05 +0000 UTC
Parthenogenesis.
Matthew Van Gangelen
2018-06-17 07:57:16 +0000 UTC
Love the DoA reference
Leave Nelson B
2018-06-17 07:56:50 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday!
2018-06-17 07:56:00 +0000 UTC
Happy! (Flying imaginary blue pegasunicorn)
Birthday! (1-Up power up mushroom)
Jeph! (You know who... :)
Leak
2018-06-17 07:54:50 +0000 UTC
Maybe Dina is the one who taught Sam her stealth skills.
ZPX
2018-06-17 07:36:55 +0000 UTC
Dina? Where'd YOU come from?
Stoodmuffin
2018-06-17 07:31:30 +0000 UTC
Same age here... happy birthday Jeph!
2018-06-17 07:12:10 +0000 UTC
Jeebus, Junior, stop whining about yer age. I got bottles of single malt scotch that are older than you. I own four saxophones, and all of'em are older than you (and yeah, they're falling apart faster than you are). Hell, my car is 34 year old, and unless you're leaking oil, you're doing better than it is.
Jason Zions
2018-06-17 07:03:20 +0000 UTC
Jeph -- just wait until you're 52. Then you'll feel really old. ;)
Brad Knowles
2018-06-17 07:03:04 +0000 UTC
I think that it's a sign of just how powerful a mind Emily has that she can commit a chunk of her intellect to imponderables whilst still being able to do her job. Given that Coffee of Doom has already been home to a time machine, it is not beyond the bounds of possibility that Emily may get her answers one day!
FWIW, I seem to recall them finding a female T-Rex skeleton with cosmetic fractures to the vertebrae around the pelvis that indicate that male T-Rexes were probably very enthusiastic about it!
Meanwhile, meet Emily's nice-but-weird kid cousin, Dina!
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-06-17 06:57:05 +0000 UTC
Ah, Emily, never change.
Ack
2018-06-17 06:45:27 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday, Jeph! You are 3 years and 3 days older than me. I hope you are enjoying your time, and thank you for the early gift! :P
David Paul
2018-06-17 06:36:35 +0000 UTC
Dina!!!!!!!!!
Red L
2018-06-17 06:33:28 +0000 UTC
Old! Don't talk to me about old, here I am, getting ready to end my 6th decade on this planet, don't talk to me about old... :-) Sorry, just channeling some paranoid android or other. Happy birthday!
Andrew Diseker
2018-06-17 06:32:16 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday !
lostineno
2018-06-17 06:30:10 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday Jeph!
2018-06-17 06:06:52 +0000 UTC
:D
David Willis
2018-06-17 06:06:49 +0000 UTC
I'm going to go ahead and say that those two could have a great friendship
2018-06-17 05:49:41 +0000 UTC
It makes me very happy to see Dina here. She's my favorite character in D of A. Happy Birthday, Jeph!
Michael Grogan
2018-06-17 05:27:01 +0000 UTC
Joyeux anniversaire :)
2018-06-17 05:25:00 +0000 UTC
This is relevant for Dina's interests.
Bagge
2018-06-17 05:09:40 +0000 UTC
... Also, am I the only one who doesn't remember Dina?
Julienne Ignace
2018-06-17 04:53:10 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday Jeph!.... And trust me, you're not old.... Yet! 😜
Julienne Ignace
2018-06-17 04:52:51 +0000 UTC
Who's DIna?
Churchill (formerly TeaBear)
2018-06-17 04:35:52 +0000 UTC
I remember when I thought 38 was old. Good times.
Dean Reilly
2018-06-17 04:33:17 +0000 UTC
YOURE A GEMINI
Elliott Case
2018-06-17 04:31:34 +0000 UTC
...a wild Dinah appeared!
Gabrielle Fusco
2018-06-17 04:28:03 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday!
Leona
2018-06-17 04:22:23 +0000 UTC
Are we about to be treated to an Abby Howard-esque surprise dino-facts comic? <a href="http://www.jspowerhour.com/comics/157" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.jspowerhour.com/comics/157</a>
2018-06-17 04:14:05 +0000 UTC
OMG I DIDN'T EVEN SEE HER
Fart Captor
2018-06-17 04:09:36 +0000 UTC
Emily asking the IMPORTANT questions
Fart Captor
2018-06-17 04:08:46 +0000 UTC
Cameos!
2018-06-17 04:08:36 +0000 UTC
Not knowing is probably for the best. Happy birthday!!
Kyle Major
2018-06-17 04:05:20 +0000 UTC
Hippo, Birdy, Two Ewes!
BobC
2018-06-17 04:03:16 +0000 UTC
OH SHIT DINA
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2018-06-17 04:03:12 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday!
Olivia Irene
2018-06-17 04:00:59 +0000 UTC
Happy Birthday Sproutling!
Marc Pengryffyn
2018-06-17 04:00:19 +0000 UTC
Happy Birthday! Mine too! I'm a bit older than 38 though... <3
Denni
2018-06-17 03:59:36 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday, Jeph!
Erin Hartshorn
2018-06-17 03:57:09 +0000 UTC
We share a birthday! Happy birthday!!
Marie C
2018-06-17 03:42:47 +0000 UTC
Is Dina here to bring up T-Rex vs. T.Rex ? She feels strongly about pronouncing it with a hypen!
Andrew
2018-06-17 03:42:42 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday!
fixxnfoxy
2018-06-17 03:38:18 +0000 UTC
Happy Birthday! Maybe the eels (that we don't know where they go) have something to do with Dinosaur Sex.
Am Queue
2018-06-17 03:35:51 +0000 UTC
Dina, how'd you get from Indiana to Massachusetts? You have class later today!
Grace Kieser
2018-06-17 03:35:04 +0000 UTC
At least until she and Becky started dating
Grace Kieser
2018-06-17 03:34:02 +0000 UTC
38? Jeph you are a tiny fetus
Rook Hallan
2018-06-17 03:32:21 +0000 UTC
Happy Orbit Day, ya' young whipper-snapper.
Al Hunt
2018-06-17 03:29:58 +0000 UTC
38!? Get off my dang lawn! :)
Summer Sudbrink
2018-06-17 03:27:55 +0000 UTC
Is that a job or a very niche kink? :)
Andrew
2018-06-17 03:27:53 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday! You're 5 days younger than I am. And loving the Dina cameo. :)
Meghan
2018-06-17 03:25:55 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday Jeph, I hope it's fantastic. :)
Butt-to-butt is what I'd go with. Looks romantic.
Faye X
2018-06-17 03:25:37 +0000 UTC
There’s a great book called Dynamics of Dinosaurs and other Extinct Giants. It has a nice section on sex.
Matt Grayson
2018-06-17 03:24:50 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday! You're *so* young!!!
Ol' Firebones
2018-06-17 03:22:03 +0000 UTC
"... but when he found her, he fell down dead/For it seems that gal had a left-hand thread." :D
2018-06-17 03:20:17 +0000 UTC
Happy Birthmas Jeph!
Stuart Telfer
2018-06-17 03:18:11 +0000 UTC
Dumbing of Age / It's Walky / Shortpacked character.
R L
2018-06-17 03:17:20 +0000 UTC
David Willis is how I found QC. He did a guest strip, 2747. I checked it out, read a few of the older strips and was hooked. Now QC and DoA are they only two webcomics I keep up with.
Populuxe
2018-06-17 03:17:18 +0000 UTC
DINA EXPLAIN TO US THE MYSTERIES
Gigglebyte
2018-06-17 03:14:58 +0000 UTC
AUGH I feel dumb but who is Dina?
Danya Michael
2018-06-17 03:14:50 +0000 UTC
Telescoping Wiener Situation would be a great name for a band.
Richard
2018-06-17 03:13:59 +0000 UTC
also: happy birthday Jeph!
LH
2018-06-17 03:11:48 +0000 UTC
"telescoping weiner situation"
LH
2018-06-17 03:11:30 +0000 UTC
Ask Dina. Wonder if she hopped over to this dimension because the soggies overran the previous one. And Happy Birthday!
Brent Catherman
2018-06-17 03:10:42 +0000 UTC
OH MY GOD DINA
R L
2018-06-17 03:10:22 +0000 UTC
Dina! this explains why we haven't seen much of her lately in DoA, I guess...
Matt
2018-06-17 03:08:53 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday, infant. (I'm a couple decades older than you.) Hey, Emily: birds don't all get it on the same way, either. Some have spiral-shaped dicks to go into spiral-shaped vaginas.
Carl Fink
2018-06-17 03:07:30 +0000 UTC
That’s what I thought the headline article on the May issue of Scientific American was about. <a href="https://www.scientificamerican.com/magazine/sa/2018/05-01/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.scientificamerican.com/magazine/sa/2018/05-01/</a>
Max Kaehn
2018-06-17 03:07:15 +0000 UTC
spores
Adam Friedlander
2018-06-17 03:06:57 +0000 UTC
I hope Dina sticks around for another strip because WE NEED ANSWERS.
Celine Chamberlin
2018-06-17 03:06:37 +0000 UTC
I’m going to be thinking about this question for days...
happy birthday
2018-06-17 03:04:38 +0000 UTC
Dina!!!
Matt Grayson
2018-06-17 03:04:01 +0000 UTC
I love Dina! Not as much as Becky does, but still...
Populuxe
2018-06-17 03:03:04 +0000 UTC
Happy Birthday!
Julie Scott
2018-06-17 03:02:54 +0000 UTC
Gosh, I have missed Dina <3 I didn’t realize how much until I saw her in the corner. Thank you for reminding me of an other comic I need to catch up on 💗
2018-06-17 03:02:51 +0000 UTC
Happy Birthday, Jeph! ^_^
Joshua Roberts
2018-06-17 03:01:51 +0000 UTC
I also feel like this comic is a direct response to certain questions Jeph has been receiving about certain other characters...if so, well played, sir!
Will Weaver
2018-06-17 03:01:51 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday! Hi, Dina. Dinosaur sex was probably the first time she thought much about sex at all.
Stephen Ray
2018-06-17 03:01:46 +0000 UTC
Ha! Emily is a lot like me, except with me it's spider sex, and I'm lucky enough to have plenty of research that tells me how they do it.
Ol' Firebones
2018-06-17 03:01:29 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday, Jeph! Also, Emily WOULD be spending her spare time thinking about reptiles’ junk, because Emily.
Will Weaver
2018-06-17 03:00:26 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday, Jeph!
Cody Renton
2018-06-17 03:00:21 +0000 UTC