A Steal At Any Price

Oh sweet cthulu.

Oh god, I can only hear her talking in Peridot's voice now.

Unanimous D

But... what did she see?

Windsaw

i love melons face in panel 2

Chris Magnelli

Nah, Emily will have dyed it with Dark Matter just for kicks.

Andrew

Hmm. Emily's hair is darker than Dora's. Is Dora maybe going grey? ;)

Brad Knowles

Wow. That's a real blast from the past!

Brad Knowles

I just went to a random and found this. DORA <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1311" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1311</a>

Last time we saw Dora with her long hair she had it down, now it's up! Dora! I still can't believe she's a natural blonde like her mom. <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3585" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3585</a>

Coffee of Doom, the new robot crack den

Mark P.

For some reason when I read this I hear it in a creepy perv voice, now you can't unhear that can you sorrynotsorry

DORA &lt;3

Two whole days!

Jackson Bockus

0/10 not enough eagles

Jackson Bockus

Melon is adorable 💚

Brian

Turk &amp; JD are just out of frame.

Trigon Manthree

no eagle?

Wow. It's been a LONG time since we've been in Coffee of Doom!

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Tie in with the repair shop then.

Tim

While it's probably vegan, it's likely not organic.

kaitou

She's about average height, actually. It's just that Emily is unfeasibly tall!

Ben Russell-Gough

I think this is the first time that we've seen Melon standing up around members of the regular cast. She's so short!

Dean Reilly

I'm worried - it may destroy melon's nasal sensors....

Rudolph Gerber

This is Coffee of Doom; Faye used to make coffee with potting soil if she was in a bad mood.

Ben Russell-Gough

When you had Faye Whitaker as your deputy manager, I'm pretty sure it was a survival necessity.

Ben Russell-Gough

Because she has been established as having a wonky sense of reality.

Ben Russell-Gough

It's the long hair, it's totally changed her.

Ben Russell-Gough

Actually, very little of it came from the customers. In the early strips, it came from Dora and Faye's borderline-manic antisocial imaginings and it just became popular with customers as 'local colour'.

Ben Russell-Gough

As drain cleaner is nothing like tea, chemically, I'm expecting her to have a terrifying hallucination of some hideous Cthonic nightmare and then tell Emily that she was disappointed because "I didn't really want to have to tell Charlie again why we've stopped dating!"

Ben Russell-Gough

The customer is always right. If the customer also has a defective sense of reality that's really their problem. In all likelihood, I doubt that Melon's Drain-O-induced hallucination will be any more alarming than her normal perception of the world!

Ben Russell-Gough

Unrelatedly, I want to know what costs 69.69.

Auros Harman

I’ll have a WTF size mocha, please.

Auros Harman

Wonder if the unicorn she'll see will resemble Mr. Clean.

Brent Catherman

but, like, more Mabel Pines than Louise Belcher

neato

I don't know if it's actually the best casting but I keep hearing Melon's lines in Kristen Schaal's voice

neato

I like how much of the menu of Coffee of Doom comes from customers being weird and the staff running with it.

Bagge

It could just be effects of my head injury - but WHAT HAPPENED TO DORA? I literally don't recognize her anymore, did she get plastic surgery a couple of months ago - or what?

Also I love the conspiratorial aside. MELON HAS CRACKED THE CODE

Fart Captor

Also, I'm just going to point out that it's implied that they already have waivers.

Gary Walker

Melon's appearance is developing nicely.

Gary Walker

I'm unreasonably happy to see my favorite character talking to my other favorite character ❤

Fart Captor

Melon said that "corrosive is just spicy for robots." So drinking drain cleaner would be what, like a human drinking straight sriracha sauce? Or maybe eating a whole habanero pepper?

awgiedawgie

It's Ex-Lax for robots...

BobC

Theory: Melon is like Pintsize’s sister. It can only explain the AI cucklanding.

Miyaa

Does Emily not have blackboard privileges yet?

Smazzie

I'm willing to believe that Dora has had a waiver drafted that would cover such an occasion.

Bradford

Windy outside, I bet. Or else the spiders in the tunnels are especially frisky today.

Holly Nelson

Today I thought Dora was looking extra cute at work today, but then I realized Melon was talking to Emily.

TMN

I forget, is that the one that gives the robots horny visions?

Mitchell Sealy

I'd sneak Melon a free cup of Assam because, well, Assam is good. (Keemun though. I just got 6 ounces of a high quality estate Keemun tea... YUM.)

Dora and Emily are merging...

MikeT

I mean, I don't think drain cleaner usually contains animal by-products... Then again, this *is* Coffee of Doom. It may well contain virgins' blood or something.

Stevie C-K

Well, demand soooo supply

Kyle Major

Nice.

tresi

Melon, no!

Nicholas Lopez

69.69. Nice

Brian Ellingboe

Aw, I have missed Dora too!

Mandy Hoskins

This actually gave me a headache. Melon why?

Dylan T

oh Mellon

The Shadow's Lair

Melon’s hair looks cute today

Danya Michael

But... Eagle week?

fizzlefist

Reading the sign on the outside of the building! What a novel idea!

Will Weaver