Not All Who Wander Are Lost
Added 2018-04-22 02:11:44 +0000 UTCEAGLE WEEK
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They remember being dinosaurs. That is why turkeys are such complete dickheads.
2018-04-23 00:49:41 +0000 UTCNow they do tea for humans but it's just not the same.
Chris Heg
2018-04-22 23:20:03 +0000 UTCSo, are they angry that they have been forced to do tea now? Is that what that little angry face icon means?
Brad Knowles
2018-04-22 20:56:21 +0000 UTCI think that the title is a good reminder of Emily's inner world. Remember her rant to Clinton? She's not 'lost' and she's not too weird to know what she's doing. She is who she is and she's proud of it.
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-04-22 13:15:31 +0000 UTCWas she the one who left the Hotel California?
David Paul
2018-04-22 12:36:06 +0000 UTCWas hoping for a Hanners post with the title..but Emily shenanigans are good as well.
2018-04-22 09:05:35 +0000 UTCLIES! EAGLE NOT WEAK! EAGLE SMASH!!1!one
Leak
2018-04-22 07:19:55 +0000 UTCI would have thought that it would be 'SKREE!'
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-04-22 06:55:22 +0000 UTCI can't help but wonder how many weird experiences Emily can list and then honestly append with "I won't do that again"!
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-04-22 06:38:36 +0000 UTCThe eagles gave her trouble. Once.
MikeT
2018-04-22 06:25:23 +0000 UTCEmily is just too powerful
Dylan T
2018-04-22 04:10:08 +0000 UTCI mean, it more or less is. Ben Franklin wanted it to be the turkey but the other Founding Fathers were like "do we really want such a lame national bi - holy shit look at that thing!"
Cody Renton
2018-04-22 04:07:40 +0000 UTCEAGLE WEEK!! KA-KAW!!!
John P Kowalchuk
2018-04-22 03:41:18 +0000 UTCClassic! Clapping as Chris's cleverly constructed comment causes constant confusion! Cheers!
2018-04-22 03:26:16 +0000 UTCIs this the true backstory for how the bald eagle became the national bird? Eagle: "What the fuck is going on and where are my fish?" Early American bros: "He looks intense!"
Clifton Royston
2018-04-22 03:11:15 +0000 UTCEmily managed to nonsense them into submission. That's where the confused part comes from.
Paul Rendell
2018-04-22 03:06:27 +0000 UTCI wander what happended with the eagles.
Andrew Mitchell
2018-04-22 02:31:17 +0000 UTCWondering where to wander whithers whilest walking whether one wants once wonderment wins.
Chris Gallaty
2018-04-22 02:28:16 +0000 UTCHaven't they been doing tea for quite a while?
Dark Storymaker
2018-04-22 02:26:28 +0000 UTCShe's standing on some dumb eagles.
Andrew Tate
2018-04-22 02:21:15 +0000 UTCClaire isn't tall, but this confirms that Emily has for some reason had a growth spurt. Claire comes up to her shoulder now!
Carl Fink
2018-04-22 02:20:16 +0000 UTCWE DO TEA NOW
Danya Michael
2018-04-22 02:19:41 +0000 UTCBecause Emily totally WOULD do that. Hopefully Roko was nowhere nearby with her bread that she was totally going to give to the eagles and not do anything sexual with.
Will Weaver
2018-04-22 02:14:26 +0000 UTC
